That was one HELL OF A NIGHT!

so if you read the reason I was going to get hammered, you know what I'm talking about but if not he back story is last night was my future brother in law's bachelor party. So for you Fakku I am going to recap the events that I can remember to you.

First of all I didn't get there till late because of work so I get to Hooters where we were going to get some food in us for the night ahead about 15 minutes after everyone else. If you do not know what hooters is please go here. So that lased til about 9:30 then we went back to the hotel and had a few beer's and then went on to the clubs and bars abut 10:30.

Our first stop Spearmint Rhino, this is my first time to a strip club. We get a VIP Package for 150 bucks(VIP Seats and a bottle of hard Liquor in our case some Vodka the name of which I can't remember all I do remember is a white label with black text) I get my first lap dance by some Asian Stripper(the irony of it) BOOBS RUBBED IN MY FACE = AWESOME! and the vodka is what pushes me over the edge. I'm plastered at 12:30 and cut off.

Next stop Two Keys I meet one of the University of Kentucky Basketball players, talked a little with that guy. Met some random chicks danced a little, still no more alcohol, just some water.

After that Back to Spearmint Rhino, stayed till last call more trippers more boobs rubbed in my face.

Last stop was to a place called Platinum Plus If I had the money I would have gotten another lap dance from these two dominatrix Strippers(I'm a submissive type so two Dom's on me FUCK YEAH!) Again no more Alcohol just some water. Stayed here til about 4am

Went back to the hotel walked up to a 24 hour drive through McDonald's and had a double cheese burger with my last dollar. Downed an ass load of water and then went to sleep. Woke up at 9:30 came home went to bed. Woke up a 4:30, fixed myself something to eat and then go on he computer. I have a slight headache but it could have been much much worse if I didn't have all that water.

I've never payed for sex before, but it sounds great. You even got alcohol.
I used to club and black out a lot before I had to clean up for the job. Good going though, x].

oh..its sounds like you had some fun...

No smex?

sounds like he went to a classy joint. Still a good night, congrats on the first rippers trip.

Haha

Sounds almost like the time I played this awesome show in a venue in Portland (oregon)

A few days later, one of my favorite bands played on the very stage I was. Wish I had the money to see em. ._.

Hmm so thts fun.... lol

no smex?

Sounds like one hell of a night/morning. Yeah at least you didn't wake up with the hangover from hell. Thank god for that water. We've got a spearmint rhino here in town. In fact it's less than a block from the highschool [Go figure]. Waking up tied to the bed with some chick in leather sounds like it would have made the perfect evening for you, though.

Should work on that. Haha.

Yeah I'm a bad boy and I need a spanking.

I would like to say that I am glad you had a good time. I am going to place a bet that you may do this again sometime soon. Am I correct?

Isn't it frustrating though? I thought there's like a no touching rule at strip clubs (respectable ones mind you)... If I think from a guys perspective I'd be pretty frustrated if something tantalizing was grinding and rubbing boobs in my face yet I couldn't touch. Then go home :?

Hmm...now that you mention it...that is an inconvenience. However, a person wouldn't enjoy having strangers rub them...despite the fact that they are doing the same thing...never mind, that is just plain Hypocrisy!

You would be correct I've a free pass for Platinum Plus, but I'm not going to be drinking. I'm going to go on a "Shopping excursion" and stop in for an hour or so.



Quite frankly no touching s alright with me, I was just happy to have a pair of tits rubbed in my face(Closet I've ever been to getting laid.)