The Equivalent of getting presents..... also other things

Well, me and this guy on my live show had a disscussion about Christmas. It was about Christmas and he said that he didnt celebrate Christmas. So, I said well then punch people in the face, that's the equivalent of getting presents, right?

Anything is a present. Consider this post a present.

Sure, why not. People do it for birthdays.

Friendly punch and i'll call it a present