Unlimited Blade Works.

Unlimited Blade Works


I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, 'Unlimited Blade Works'.


Unlimited Bandwidth Works


I am the copper of my wire.
Bytes are my body, and bits are my blood.
I have downloaded over a thousand terabytes.
Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain.
Have withstood pain to download many bytes.
Yet, this shall some day come to an end.
So as I transfer, 'Unlimited Bandwidth Works

Shirou's Unlimited Blade Works


I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of loss.
Nor aware of gain.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Waiting for one's arrival.
I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was "Unlimited Blade Works."

Unlimited /b/ works


I am the bone of my board.
JB is my body, and trolling is my blood.
I have created over 9000 memes.
Unknown to the FBI.
Nor known to Chris Hansen.
Have edited pixels to create many shops.
Yet, these hands will never hold a woman.
So, as I post, “Unlimited /b/ Works”.

Unlimited Curry Works


I am the sauce of my curry
Potato is my body
And Curry is my blood
I have eaten over a thousand curry
Unknown to hunger, not known to thirst
Have withstood Spiciness to devour Many curry
Yet These spoons will never scoop anything
So as I pray: Unlimited Curry Works

Unlimited Fap Works

I am the porn of my hentai.
Boobs are my body, and Tsundere is my blood.
I have criticized over a thousand scanlations.
Unknown to IRL.
Nor known to characters over 18.
Have withstood rage while reading bad endings.
Yet, the tissue box remains empty.
So as I lube up,' Unlimited Fap Works'.

Unlimited Random Works

I Am the Boner of my Board
Seals are my Mommy, And Tires are my Brood
I have farted over a thousand facades
unknown to crest (TOOTHPASTE!), nor unknown to knife
Have pick good grains to create many cretins
yet these feet will ever hold everything
so as i may 'Unlimited Maid Quirks'

Unlimited Ramen Works

I am the bowl of my sword
Noodles are my body, And Broth is my blood
I have consumed over a thousand boxes
unknown to health, nor unknown to spice
Have withstood stomachaches to consume many portions
yet these hands will never stop eating
so as i crave 'Unlimited Ramen Works"

and my own little take

I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Never fearing my end, nor fearing rebirth
Within my soul, I cast aside the despair and pain
walking this road, knowing no end
There is no turning back
My path is Unlimited Blade Works

I am the leg of my boot
Megaupload is my body, torrents are my blood
I have violated over a thousand copyrights
Unknown to decency, nor known to shame
Have withstood lawsuits to steal many items.
Yet, these hands will pay for anything.
So, as I download
Unlimited Pirate Works

Unlimited Insult Works


I am the downfall of the thread.
Failure is my body, Ignorance is my blood.
I have broken over a thousand rules.
Unknown to consequence.
Nor known to justice.
Have withstood the suffering of others for my own gain.
Yet those hands will never follow the rules.
So as smile, Unlimited Insult Works.

Unlimited Post Works

I am the message of my post.
Text is my body, meaning is my blood.
I have caused over a thousand reactions.
Unknown to outsiders.
Nor known to lurkers.
Have withstood being quoted time and time again.
Yet, I remain misinterpreted.
So as I am read, Unlimited Post Works

Unlimited Pedo Works
I am the pantsu of my jailbait
Loli is my body, and shota is my blood
I have stalked over 1000 children
Unknown to the FBI
Nor known to Chris Hansen
Have withstood mods to download much CP
Yet, these ears will never hear "Onii-chan~"
So as I fap, 'Unlimited Pedo Works'

UnLimited Poem Works
I am The Poem of my Word
Text is my Body and tear is my blood
I have wrote over a 1000 words
Unknown to the People
Nor Known to my Reasons
Have Withstood there Comments and their Insults
Yet, These Hand will continue to write till it reach you
So as I am read, Unlimited Poem Works\


I Tried my best to write it

Unlimited Doujinshi Works.

I Am The Creator Of My Doujinshi.
Pen Is My Body, And Ink Is My Blood.
I Have Created Over A Thousand Doujinshis.
Unknown To Mangakas, Nor Known To Fappers.
Have Withstood Broken Hands To Draw Doujinshies.
Yet, Those Hands Will Never Fap To Them.
So As I Draw, 'Unlimited Doujinshi Works.'

God I Was Bored So Yeah.