Noland Family Reunion

ok, ive ben gon 4 the past 2 days 2 my family reunion most of u guys have ben 2 a family reunion so u know what itz like u c a whole bunch of family u know, & a whole bunch of distant cousins who if u saw n them n the street u woudnt know they were famly. but anyway this was a black family reunion & if u didnt know "Niggas are crazy" - Huey Freeman The Boondocks. Yeah most of my family iz so ghetto that all of them (around 30) where n the hotel swimming pool so long they had 2 call the police 2 get them outta there. plus i think 1 of the lil brats put something n my oil that i got a real bad rash on half my face annd my arms that i look lik 2 face frm batman but the food @ the picnic & banquet was pretty good. all n all it wuz ok i gess.

I've never been to a family reunion. When I was younger we'd have holidays with some of my dad's side of the family but not enough to be close to a reunion and I've only met a significant portion of my mom's family when I was 3 and I can't remember that.

I've only been to one family reunion in my life, there were a couple holidays when we were gathered together, but I don't consider them reunions. I hate my family, there's a few cool aunts and uncles, but the rest of them suck. A lot of them are rich assholes who enjoy their cushy little shallow lives while me, my mom, my brother, and my grandma have been pretty much struggling to get by since even before I was born. Well, that's just my mom's side. My dad's side is pretty cool, which is ironic because my dad is fucking stupid asshole. I only know a few of them. Some of them live in Florida and I think the rest live in Cuba or elsewhere that I don't know about.

I hate meeting up with the rest of my family, mostly because it reminds me how my mom is in the shallow end of my family's gene-pool, she looks like an idiot(because she is and they prove it) and the fact that she is my mom begins to make me unhappy.

wow u ppl really dnt lik yo fam

that's slightly messed up, she's the woman who gave birth to you, I won't be a dick and tell you to have respect but I will admit I love my mom and am proud to be born of that woman.

If my family had a reunion, we might as well bring pitch forks and any type of weapons we can bring with. If I ever get married, I'll have a very small section for family on my side. Very dysfunctional family.
We have the lesser end with fewer amount of green to wipe our asses with (my mom and I) my father who failed to ever really take notice in my exsistance unless it was convenient for him. My grandma on my moms side and my moms sister's family who has more money and thinks they're better but really are more miserable, my moms brother who I thought was going to hit my mom in an arguement and then have the gull to pull me aside and tell me 'a little bird told me that you think I hate you. I don't hate you, Brittany. I love you, it's just your mom' *Internal thoughts* 'fuck you, you lousy bastard that's my mom you're talking about' My grandfather on my mom's side who 'disowned' my mom. Oh then my grandfather on my dad's side who's in a home because he's schizophrenic.

Yea. :roll: I'd LOVE to see that reunion.

oh wow... what the hell have i done, i had know idea u guys felt like this.

my family's ok. until you get my mom's side together with my dad's side. ...yeah...that's not pretty. They all love me. I'm the youngest member on both sides. It's actually pretty funny, they all think I'm an angel. :twisted:

You know it's weird, my family's reasonably normal, so how the hell did I get so fucked up?

I know that is messed up but I often feel I would have been raised better by wolves, they would have at least taught me something, as opposed to learning everything on my own like I've had to do.