Is Skyrim Teaching You Homo Erotic Maneuvers?
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I found and read this article and was completely surprised as how ridiculous this man was. I haven't played Skyrim before but this seems a little much to think of a video game. After reading this I realized why a lot of people my age think religion is a stupid, it's because people like the writer of this article go around giving it a bad name.
Is Skyrim Teaching You Homo Erotic Maneuvers?
Is Skyrim Teaching You Homo Erotic Maneuvers?
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Skyrim is gay, but yeah... i have no idea how this is teaching kids who to suck dick.
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Oh Chirstwire, You and you silly amusing will always be the talk of the town...
also
"SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant"
Your envy of the Dovah Shall grow! We shall teach you the ways of the Thoum!
Oh and the graphs I love Graphs! If life though me one thing, its that Graphs are always right!
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"SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant"
Your envy of the Dovah Shall grow! We shall teach you the ways of the Thoum!
Oh and the graphs I love Graphs! If life though me one thing, its that Graphs are always right!
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i dunno whether to laugh,
because of the sheer hilarity of it all,
or to cry,
knowing that in the information age,
stupidty is at its finest.
because of the sheer hilarity of it all,
or to cry,
knowing that in the information age,
stupidty is at its finest.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
You do realise that ChristWire is a satirical website dedicated to taking the piss out of Christianity, right?
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ExESGO wrote...
Christwire = Troll site.Yeah. I figured that out after a couple words.
The articled deserved a facepalm facedesk.
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That was pretty funny to read, and I haven't even played Skyrim.
I'm glad no one takes this seriously...and would be scared to find someone who did.
Spoiler:
I'm glad no one takes this seriously...and would be scared to find someone who did.
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"Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the next Skyrim saga"
Probably would have been a better game if it was actually like that.
Probably would have been a better game if it was actually like that.
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Read this shit a month ago. The best part about that article is its comment section.
Bethesda (NOT BLIZZARD), really put their heart and SOUL into this masterpiece of a game. The atmosphere is just amazing and I feel like I’m really there.
This actually makes me play the game morally. I have only killed in self defense. If I had committed any crimes, i turned myself in.
But by all means, I know this is just a simulation on my fine computer. I’m not running around outside in the real world yelling FUS ROH DAH (unless I’m cracking jokes with my friends).
And after reading this and other things around here,
If I didn’t want to become gay (I’m bisexual because I’m open minded). I would have to read the same book, and talk to a wall before i eat, sleep, heck do anything.
I guess i should’ve talked to me lamp before i typed this. Oh well.
Oh and one more thing, if Skyrim could run on a Playstation 1 I would be thrown onto another plane of mind blowing awesomeness.
This was written by a 14 year old.
I have them as liked, due to a article I wrong about how the UFC is teaching boys to be fecal loving homos. It is called research.
All of these reference’s to God, Homosexuality, and Kids.
Sounds like someone is looking for some 10 year old buns for their 50 year old meat, if you know what I mean?
Can’t get married but it’s ok to butt-fuck little boys.
oh god, this is to funny, these people(of this website) really dont understand shit do they? if something isnt about “Jesus” or “God” then its flaming homosexual bullshit that will get you sent straight to “Hell”. Notice the quotations. Its because of people like this website that i blame Religion for about 90% of the worlds problems.
Newfag wrote...
After reading this, I have to say:Bethesda (NOT BLIZZARD), really put their heart and SOUL into this masterpiece of a game. The atmosphere is just amazing and I feel like I’m really there.
This actually makes me play the game morally. I have only killed in self defense. If I had committed any crimes, i turned myself in.
But by all means, I know this is just a simulation on my fine computer. I’m not running around outside in the real world yelling FUS ROH DAH (unless I’m cracking jokes with my friends).
And after reading this and other things around here,
If I didn’t want to become gay (I’m bisexual because I’m open minded). I would have to read the same book, and talk to a wall before i eat, sleep, heck do anything.
I guess i should’ve talked to me lamp before i typed this. Oh well.
Oh and one more thing, if Skyrim could run on a Playstation 1 I would be thrown onto another plane of mind blowing awesomeness.
This was written by a 14 year old.
Man Cave Explorer wrote...
Tweedledum wrote...
Article Author wrote...
Tweedledee wrote...
Tyson Bowers III …but if this is gay…how is UFC undespuited, a game which you seem to enjoy according to your face book, not gay? Or rather, how does it not induce gay tendancies? I mean…you play as half naked mean who roll around on the ground and grapple each other…that seems kinda gay dude. I mean, it’s cool if you’re gay, Jesus said to love and respect everyone.I have them as liked, due to a article I wrong about how the UFC is teaching boys to be fecal loving homos. It is called research.
All of these reference’s to God, Homosexuality, and Kids.
Sounds like someone is looking for some 10 year old buns for their 50 year old meat, if you know what I mean?
Can’t get married but it’s ok to butt-fuck little boys.
oh god, this is to funny, these people(of this website) really dont understand shit do they? if something isnt about “Jesus” or “God” then its flaming homosexual bullshit that will get you sent straight to “Hell”. Notice the quotations. Its because of people like this website that i blame Religion for about 90% of the worlds problems.
