The Team Fortress 2 Naming Thread

So I've already seen several name and description threads on other forums, but most of their ideas were a bit bland and not nearly obscure enough.

So, I came up with the (in hindsight probably very bad) idea to ask Fakku! for ideas. After all, what other place on the internet would be more capable of combining the most obscure of references with the most insufferable of puns?

I'll start with this classic: