What I learn from video game is...
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O.K people, the topic for this thread is simple, you write down things that stick out in video games(as jokes to make fun of the stuff that you normally can't do in real life), name the game afterwards and read all of the other cool ideas!
What I learn from video game is:
Random animals always carry valuable items such as gold, potions, and other things. These things are dropped when killed, therefore justifying animal cruelty. - various games
There are certain places where you can survive fifty foot falls, but then there are also places where you can fall five feet and die. - Many
It's okay to run around a dark room munching magic pills. - Pacman.
I can modify a mace to kill things instantly from 100 feet away- Morrowind
Eating anything off of the ground is beneficial to your health. - various game
You can go into any house and steal whatever you want, even right in front of the home owner and they dont care, but the minute you so much as poke a pot plant with the blunt end of a stick, all of the guards tries to kill you - Ultima IX
The comparison between doing wrestling moves on a video game and in real life is:
video game = victory; real life = death and a lawsuit - various games
Anything can be killed if you simply jump on its head enough times - various game
Your neighbors can smell money, if you have money in your pockets; they will come and attempt to sell you all sorts of stuff. - animal crossing
you can hold anything in your backpacks, even beer kegs, pets, food that will never expire, drinks that don't spill, and even a mount! also, small objects such as feathers, teeth, patches of fur, etc. take up the same amount of space as a kodo, weapon, armor, etc. - WoW mainly, but really any game for that matter
If the computer is cheating, you can probably cheat back - various fighting game
If you head is shaped like a rectangle, you will get a giant ball that you can roll over everything with and things will stick to the ball and you and the ball will grow larger - Beautiful Katamari
Everyone in the town has the IQ of a plastic bucket. - MySims
I can carry unlimited amounts of money with me, but more than 15 items in my pockets otherwise are out of the question. - Animal Crossing: Wild Worlds
I can swing an axe at my neighboors and they will not notice nor feel it at all, but if I smack them on the head 3 times with a simple bug net they flip out. The same goes for pushing them. - Animal Crossing: Wild Worlds
Well That is pretty much all you have to do in this thread. Its really simple, but as you read others you wonder why you didn't notice that?
What I learn from video game is:
Random animals always carry valuable items such as gold, potions, and other things. These things are dropped when killed, therefore justifying animal cruelty. - various games
There are certain places where you can survive fifty foot falls, but then there are also places where you can fall five feet and die. - Many
It's okay to run around a dark room munching magic pills. - Pacman.
I can modify a mace to kill things instantly from 100 feet away- Morrowind
Eating anything off of the ground is beneficial to your health. - various game
You can go into any house and steal whatever you want, even right in front of the home owner and they dont care, but the minute you so much as poke a pot plant with the blunt end of a stick, all of the guards tries to kill you - Ultima IX
The comparison between doing wrestling moves on a video game and in real life is:
video game = victory; real life = death and a lawsuit - various games
Anything can be killed if you simply jump on its head enough times - various game
Your neighbors can smell money, if you have money in your pockets; they will come and attempt to sell you all sorts of stuff. - animal crossing
you can hold anything in your backpacks, even beer kegs, pets, food that will never expire, drinks that don't spill, and even a mount! also, small objects such as feathers, teeth, patches of fur, etc. take up the same amount of space as a kodo, weapon, armor, etc. - WoW mainly, but really any game for that matter
If the computer is cheating, you can probably cheat back - various fighting game
If you head is shaped like a rectangle, you will get a giant ball that you can roll over everything with and things will stick to the ball and you and the ball will grow larger - Beautiful Katamari
Everyone in the town has the IQ of a plastic bucket. - MySims
I can carry unlimited amounts of money with me, but more than 15 items in my pockets otherwise are out of the question. - Animal Crossing: Wild Worlds
I can swing an axe at my neighboors and they will not notice nor feel it at all, but if I smack them on the head 3 times with a simple bug net they flip out. The same goes for pushing them. - Animal Crossing: Wild Worlds
Well That is pretty much all you have to do in this thread. Its really simple, but as you read others you wonder why you didn't notice that?
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What I learned from video games?
That the real world involves a lot of backstabbing, risks and other stuff (EVE Online, I thank thee for that).
That the real world involves a lot of backstabbing, risks and other stuff (EVE Online, I thank thee for that).
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Hookers are ATMs and baseball bats are their corresponding bank cards.
Edit: These threads have been made sooo many times before...
Edit: These threads have been made sooo many times before...
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what I learn from video game is that..
For girls the lesser armor you wear the higher defence u get (every game that hav hot girls in it...)
For girls the lesser armor you wear the higher defence u get (every game that hav hot girls in it...)
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I apologize if this thread had been made, so if you guys want to continue posting here, that is fine. But You guys can ignore this and move it or delete it or whatever.
