Annnd theeeeeennnn?

Ok, so this thread is a and deennn story type thing.
I'll post a paragraph or whatever, then next person posts one, and so on.

Rule/s:
-Must stay in 3rd person, past tense. <-- YES. PREFERRED TENSE AND PERSON SETTINGS. >:D


Ok, here i go for a starter:


The air was warm, and humid. He sat in his chair, admiring the small screen in front of him. With a sigh, he clicked on the big red X and turned off his internet. He turned off his monitor and got up to walk outside. The small room was a secluded room out the back of his house, which held his computer and a giant freezer full of...

ground beef and ice cream. He ate casserole with green beans and cheese with mayonnaise on top earlier. It was a bad idea. He closed the fridge and looked out the the huge window. He stared for a while and remembered he is hungry. He opened the fridge again hoping things would change. He thought, "I must be stupid," closed the fridge and went toward the door...

*yeah, what's is your problem with other tenses? or do you just have an affinity to the past tense?

I just prefer past tense tbh..
Also, I am pretty bad at sentences, so yeah :/ be warned..

... and stumbled over a block of pepsi. "mmm 24 pack" he said, whilst cursing from the pain. He grabbed a can out of the box and headed for the door. He grasped the handle and pushed down, the door swung open. Without a care in the world, he walked towards the house sipping his pepsi. On his way over to the house, he noticed...

hmmm to tell you the truth it is rather hard especially for a moving story...

A huge airplane above his head! No it was not and an airplane. He was confused. He had never saw anything like it before! As if his mind had been severely fucked by monkey pirates! Even the act of how is mind is fucked is fucking his own mind! He did not know what to do. The plane crashes to his favorite mango tree. "The MANGOES!" He yelled. He ran in circles not knowing what to do. He forgot the pepsi in his hand. He sipped and looked once more at the tree...

... The tree was slowly burning in a yellowy red moulten mess. The plane on the otherhand was sitting neatly ontop of the tree, casually sipping on a cup of tea.. "Man, i must be trippin' balls" He said to himself, and slowly lost conciousness. He awoke to the sound of some people murmuring. "Oi, Kyle, have fun sleeping? Since you have been paying so much attention to the class, let's see how you go answering this!" The short stubby teacher pointed to a few equations on the board. 'ha, easy' kyle thought to himself, and proceeded to answer them. The teacher stared at him as if she had just seens a ghost. '...

Don't mind me, i write crazy stuff.. ^^

It was her long lost X. It was three years ago when she used to taught algebra to the young and bright that she lost her X. She was a child compared to what she is now. She fell in love with the janitor that took care of the flowers. The flowers that should be dead and gone because there is no school budget. A lot of things were lost due to lack of budget She confronted the Superintendent about the money. "Why don't you do the budget! you find the ones to X out! Find the X!" The Superintendent dropped a list of things to be crossed out of the budget. The Janitor has worked there three years ago.

My greatest enemy is grammar and comprehension. Let's work hard to make better crackpot writers yeah?

yeah sure :D