Baby Kakashi! (Funny Naruto Fanfic)
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I was reading this one and made me lmfao too much so i thought, 'why not share this with everyone?'.
So here it is! It's very comedic with some OC (Original Character)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1934464/1/Baby_Kakashi
BTW!
This is, again, not mine. This is saki-kun's project. She updates once in a while, so it's all good^^
ALSO!
IT'S BETTER IF YOU READ IT ON FANFICTION.NET (hence the link above). IT'S MORE UNDERSTANDABLE AND FUNNY THAT WAY^^
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto.
A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. I’m not very good writing, but I hope you like it. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are 14 years old in case you don’t know. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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Chapter 1- Oh my god!
It had been 2 years since Team 7 passed the exam. Even though they succeeded, they were still Kakashi’s subordinates. Everything changed that day.
It began when Team 7 was waiting for Kakashi-sensei to arrive, once again late.
A puff of smoke appeared. Spiky silver hair could be seen as the smoke started to clear.
Finally, the Jounin appeared!
“Ohayo minna everyone. I’m late again today because an old lady was being attacked by a ninja who was trying to steal her purse, so I had to save her, you know...” Kakashi stopped as he stared at Naruto’s and Sakura’s faces.
They both screamed, “STOP MAKING UP YOUR DAMN STUPID EXCUSES, YOU LIAR!”
Kakashi stared blankly at them and replied, “What do you mean by that? These are the perfect honest truths!”
Sakura rolled her eyes and said, “Sure...”
“Enough with your excuses, let’s get on with our training.” Sasuke said unemotionally.
“All right. Well, anyway, today we’re gonna try...to catch fish.”
“Nani!? What!? Why do we have to go fishing?! We’re supposed to be training, not wasting our time trying to get fish!” Naruto yelled.
“Who said that we’re wasting our time? What I am saying is that you are to catch the fish using your hands.” Kakashi explained.
“Haha, that’s gonna be easy! I can catch it in three seconds without problems!” Naruto laughed.
“Oh really...You think that it’s gonna be that easy, huh? Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it’s not gonna be a walk in the park.”
“Why is that?”
“Because you are going to close your eyes.” He grinned.
“Nani?! Sensei, that’s impossible to catch them like that!” Naruto said.
“Why not?”
“So...closing our eyes...the only sense we have left in order to catch a fish is hearing. You want us to listen carefully and try to sense the direction the fish is going, right?” Sakura asked.
“Haha.” He chuckled, “Bingo! This is why today is very important for us; to focus on our hearing. Enough talking. Let’s get to our training.”
“Hai. Yes.” Everyone said reluctantly.
Training session begins
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke trained really hard to learn the new method of fishing.
“Sakura and Sasuke are doing well, so they don’t have problems, but Naruto...he still has a long way to catch up...” Kakashi thought, sighing.
“Damn it! You STUPID FUCKING fish! How come I can’t catch you!?” Naruto yelled.
“It’s because you’re not focused on it carefully, you dobe.” Sasuke said coldly.
“What did you called me, Sasuke-teme?!” Naruto shouted.
“You heard what I said dobe!” Sasuke said furiously.
“You’re gonna pay for what you said, Sasuke-teme!! I’m going to kick your...Ouch!” Naruto was cut short because Sakura punched him.
“Naruto, don’t call Sasuke a bastard! If you call him that again, I’ll definitely kill you!” Sakura scolded.
“All right, you guys, why we don’t call it a day?” Kakashi said while reading Icha Icha Paradise.
“Hai.”
The Forest
They’re walked through the forest. Somehow, Kakashi stopped and looked around with a serious face.
“Sensei, why did you stop?” Naruto asked.
“Shh, quiet. I heard something.” Kakashi said in a hushed voice.
They stayed silent and listen, but didn’t hear anything.
“Sensei, maybe it’s just that you’re...” Sakura was cut short when she heard something crack.
They turn around to see if it was a person or an animal, but there was no one. It was dead silent a few minutes ago; so they waited, waited, and waited until...
Suddenly, a swift movement charged at them.
They quickly jumped on top of the tree and stood there. They couldn’t believe who it was.
“Sasuke, it’s been a while. Good to see you again, Kakashi.” Orochimaru said in a cold voice as he smiled.
“Orochimaru...” Sasuke whispered bitterness thick in his voice.
“What do you want!?” Kakashi shouted, getting uneasy.
“Nothing. I just came here to visit Sasuke.”
They jumped down from the tree. Kakashi took out a kunai just in case Orochimaru intended to fight them.
“Naruto and Sakura, I want you guys to protect Sasuke. Don’t let him get involved in this fight, leave everything to me. Do you understand?” Kakashi whispered.
“Hai.” Naruto and Sakura said obediently.
“Look, I don’t know what you want from him, but I suggest you leave this place immediately!”
“Oh, I don’t think so.” Orochimaru said with an evil smile.
So, Kakashi had no other choice...but to fight him.
The battle began. Kakashi fought him with all of his energy. They watched Kakashi’s swift movements and ninjutsus as he fought the Sound snake. Naruto and Sakura cheered him on and told him not to lose the battle, but Sasuke was obviously unhappy.
In Sasuke’s mind, he was thinking, “I can’t let Sensei fight because of me...I can’t stand here and watch...I’ve got to help him!”
Sasuke got ready to take out some shuriken. Kakashi started doing some hand seals and chakra could be seen growing from his hand. Kakashi’s chakra was forming and he dashed at Orochimaru immediately. Orochimaru hit a tree, and then fell to ground. That’s when Sasuke thought he had an opening. So, he started to run towards him.
“Sasuke, DON’T!” Kakashi yelled, scrambling to get up.
Sasuke didn’t listen at all and kept on running. He jumped and threw the shuriken at him, but Orochimaru dodged them and disappeared quickly.
“Nani!?” He looked around, his eyes darting here and there, “Where are you, you fucking bastard?!” Sasuke screamed.
He looked around and there was no sign of Orochimaru. He kept on looking around, and around until...
“Hehe, I’m right behind you, Sasuke.” Orochimaru said, his tongue slinking out to lick Sasuke’s face.
He came out right behind him and used a jutsu.
Sasuke turned around slowly, but when Orochimaru was about to hit him when Kakashi hurtled himself into Sasuke. He shoved him out of the way so he himself could take the attack.
Kakashi collapsed on the soft dirt, his body unconscious.
“SENSEI!!” Everyone screamed.
“Hahahahaha!” Orochimaru laughed and disappeared in the shadows.
“Sensei, please wake up!” Sakura shouted as she cried.
“He’s not moving...” Naruto mumbled as he looked at Sasuke.
“We gotta take him to the hospital! NOW!” Sasuke yelled.
“Hai!”
Hospital
The doctors and nurses rushed him into the emergency room. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke sat down waiting for three hours impatiently, but still no news of Kakashi arrived yet. They were praying that Kakashi would be all right.
Sasuke felt so guilty for what happened and blamed himself.
“It’s all my fault...None of this should have happened...only if I listened to Sensei...”
“Damn STRAIGHT, it’s your FUCKING FAULT for getting him hurt!” Naruto yelled as he pointed at him.
“Naruto, that’s enough! Don’t you think that he had enough guilt in himself already?” Sakura yelled.
“Will you please be QUIET?! This is a hospital! If you†˜re not going to be, I suggest you should leave now!” the nurse said furiously.
“Gomen Sorry...”
The doctor walked slowly out of the emergency room. Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke got up immediately.
“Doctor, how is he?! Is he alright!?” Sakura said anxiously.
“Hai, he’ll be alright.”
Naruto and Sakura were very happy to hear that. Sasuke felt like the load on his shoulders disappeared when he heard that.
“But...” the doctor said slowly.
“But what?” everyone said fearfully.
“Well...please follow me.”
They followed him into the room he previously went in.
“Something serious has happened to him.”
“What is it, doctor?” Sakura asked, concerned and fearful of the answer.
“Well...err, how can I say this...?” The doctor said as he tried to think of a way to break the news to them.
“Look! We don’t have all day. Just SAY IT ALREADY!” Naruto screamed.
“Wahhhhhh!”
“Huh! What was that?”
“It sounded like a baby.” Sasuke said.
“It sounds like it came from over there.”
Sakura walked up to pull back the curtain. Sakura covered her mouth with her hands when she examined the sight in front of her. Naruto’s and Sasuke’s eyes widened in stun.
“Umm...that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you...” the doctor said, swallowing hard.
“You don’t mean...that’s...” Sakura said slowly, pointing at the child.
“KAKASHI- SENSEI?!” Naruto and Sasuke yelled together.
A tiny baby Kakashi was wrapped around in bright blue blankets and tears were dripping down his face. Sakura walked up to the bed and carried Kakashi into her arms. She held him into a tight embrace. Then Kakashi stopped crying. He looked up and smiled at her.
“Guuu.” Baby Kakashi said.
“Sensei...Are you okay?” Sakura asked.
“Guuu.”
“Umm...Do you understand what I’m saying, Sensei?”
Baby Kakashi looked at Sakura’s confused face. Sakura then turned around and look at Naruto and Sasuke.
“He doesn’t understand...” Sakura said slowly.
A giant sweat drop slid down the back of her head.
TBC
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Do you like it? Hope you enjoy reading this chapter. If you want me to continue, please RR.
-Saki-Kun
So here it is! It's very comedic with some OC (Original Character)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1934464/1/Baby_Kakashi
BTW!
This is, again, not mine. This is saki-kun's project. She updates once in a while, so it's all good^^
ALSO!
IT'S BETTER IF YOU READ IT ON FANFICTION.NET (hence the link above). IT'S MORE UNDERSTANDABLE AND FUNNY THAT WAY^^
__________________________________________________________________________
Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto.
A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. I’m not very good writing, but I hope you like it. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are 14 years old in case you don’t know. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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Chapter 1- Oh my god!
It had been 2 years since Team 7 passed the exam. Even though they succeeded, they were still Kakashi’s subordinates. Everything changed that day.
It began when Team 7 was waiting for Kakashi-sensei to arrive, once again late.
A puff of smoke appeared. Spiky silver hair could be seen as the smoke started to clear.
Finally, the Jounin appeared!
“Ohayo minna everyone. I’m late again today because an old lady was being attacked by a ninja who was trying to steal her purse, so I had to save her, you know...” Kakashi stopped as he stared at Naruto’s and Sakura’s faces.
They both screamed, “STOP MAKING UP YOUR DAMN STUPID EXCUSES, YOU LIAR!”
Kakashi stared blankly at them and replied, “What do you mean by that? These are the perfect honest truths!”
Sakura rolled her eyes and said, “Sure...”
“Enough with your excuses, let’s get on with our training.” Sasuke said unemotionally.
“All right. Well, anyway, today we’re gonna try...to catch fish.”
“Nani!? What!? Why do we have to go fishing?! We’re supposed to be training, not wasting our time trying to get fish!” Naruto yelled.
“Who said that we’re wasting our time? What I am saying is that you are to catch the fish using your hands.” Kakashi explained.
“Haha, that’s gonna be easy! I can catch it in three seconds without problems!” Naruto laughed.
“Oh really...You think that it’s gonna be that easy, huh? Well, I’m sorry to say this, but it’s not gonna be a walk in the park.”
“Why is that?”
“Because you are going to close your eyes.” He grinned.
“Nani?! Sensei, that’s impossible to catch them like that!” Naruto said.
“Why not?”
“So...closing our eyes...the only sense we have left in order to catch a fish is hearing. You want us to listen carefully and try to sense the direction the fish is going, right?” Sakura asked.
“Haha.” He chuckled, “Bingo! This is why today is very important for us; to focus on our hearing. Enough talking. Let’s get to our training.”
“Hai. Yes.” Everyone said reluctantly.
Training session begins
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke trained really hard to learn the new method of fishing.
“Sakura and Sasuke are doing well, so they don’t have problems, but Naruto...he still has a long way to catch up...” Kakashi thought, sighing.
“Damn it! You STUPID FUCKING fish! How come I can’t catch you!?” Naruto yelled.
“It’s because you’re not focused on it carefully, you dobe.” Sasuke said coldly.
“What did you called me, Sasuke-teme?!” Naruto shouted.
“You heard what I said dobe!” Sasuke said furiously.
“You’re gonna pay for what you said, Sasuke-teme!! I’m going to kick your...Ouch!” Naruto was cut short because Sakura punched him.
“Naruto, don’t call Sasuke a bastard! If you call him that again, I’ll definitely kill you!” Sakura scolded.
“All right, you guys, why we don’t call it a day?” Kakashi said while reading Icha Icha Paradise.
“Hai.”
The Forest
They’re walked through the forest. Somehow, Kakashi stopped and looked around with a serious face.
“Sensei, why did you stop?” Naruto asked.
“Shh, quiet. I heard something.” Kakashi said in a hushed voice.
They stayed silent and listen, but didn’t hear anything.
“Sensei, maybe it’s just that you’re...” Sakura was cut short when she heard something crack.
They turn around to see if it was a person or an animal, but there was no one. It was dead silent a few minutes ago; so they waited, waited, and waited until...
Suddenly, a swift movement charged at them.
They quickly jumped on top of the tree and stood there. They couldn’t believe who it was.
“Sasuke, it’s been a while. Good to see you again, Kakashi.” Orochimaru said in a cold voice as he smiled.
“Orochimaru...” Sasuke whispered bitterness thick in his voice.
“What do you want!?” Kakashi shouted, getting uneasy.
“Nothing. I just came here to visit Sasuke.”
They jumped down from the tree. Kakashi took out a kunai just in case Orochimaru intended to fight them.
“Naruto and Sakura, I want you guys to protect Sasuke. Don’t let him get involved in this fight, leave everything to me. Do you understand?” Kakashi whispered.
“Hai.” Naruto and Sakura said obediently.
“Look, I don’t know what you want from him, but I suggest you leave this place immediately!”
“Oh, I don’t think so.” Orochimaru said with an evil smile.
So, Kakashi had no other choice...but to fight him.
The battle began. Kakashi fought him with all of his energy. They watched Kakashi’s swift movements and ninjutsus as he fought the Sound snake. Naruto and Sakura cheered him on and told him not to lose the battle, but Sasuke was obviously unhappy.
In Sasuke’s mind, he was thinking, “I can’t let Sensei fight because of me...I can’t stand here and watch...I’ve got to help him!”
Sasuke got ready to take out some shuriken. Kakashi started doing some hand seals and chakra could be seen growing from his hand. Kakashi’s chakra was forming and he dashed at Orochimaru immediately. Orochimaru hit a tree, and then fell to ground. That’s when Sasuke thought he had an opening. So, he started to run towards him.
“Sasuke, DON’T!” Kakashi yelled, scrambling to get up.
Sasuke didn’t listen at all and kept on running. He jumped and threw the shuriken at him, but Orochimaru dodged them and disappeared quickly.
“Nani!?” He looked around, his eyes darting here and there, “Where are you, you fucking bastard?!” Sasuke screamed.
He looked around and there was no sign of Orochimaru. He kept on looking around, and around until...
“Hehe, I’m right behind you, Sasuke.” Orochimaru said, his tongue slinking out to lick Sasuke’s face.
He came out right behind him and used a jutsu.
Sasuke turned around slowly, but when Orochimaru was about to hit him when Kakashi hurtled himself into Sasuke. He shoved him out of the way so he himself could take the attack.
Kakashi collapsed on the soft dirt, his body unconscious.
“SENSEI!!” Everyone screamed.
“Hahahahaha!” Orochimaru laughed and disappeared in the shadows.
“Sensei, please wake up!” Sakura shouted as she cried.
“He’s not moving...” Naruto mumbled as he looked at Sasuke.
“We gotta take him to the hospital! NOW!” Sasuke yelled.
“Hai!”
Hospital
The doctors and nurses rushed him into the emergency room. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke sat down waiting for three hours impatiently, but still no news of Kakashi arrived yet. They were praying that Kakashi would be all right.
Sasuke felt so guilty for what happened and blamed himself.
“It’s all my fault...None of this should have happened...only if I listened to Sensei...”
“Damn STRAIGHT, it’s your FUCKING FAULT for getting him hurt!” Naruto yelled as he pointed at him.
“Naruto, that’s enough! Don’t you think that he had enough guilt in himself already?” Sakura yelled.
“Will you please be QUIET?! This is a hospital! If you†˜re not going to be, I suggest you should leave now!” the nurse said furiously.
“Gomen Sorry...”
The doctor walked slowly out of the emergency room. Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke got up immediately.
“Doctor, how is he?! Is he alright!?” Sakura said anxiously.
“Hai, he’ll be alright.”
Naruto and Sakura were very happy to hear that. Sasuke felt like the load on his shoulders disappeared when he heard that.
“But...” the doctor said slowly.
“But what?” everyone said fearfully.
“Well...please follow me.”
They followed him into the room he previously went in.
“Something serious has happened to him.”
“What is it, doctor?” Sakura asked, concerned and fearful of the answer.
“Well...err, how can I say this...?” The doctor said as he tried to think of a way to break the news to them.
“Look! We don’t have all day. Just SAY IT ALREADY!” Naruto screamed.
“Wahhhhhh!”
“Huh! What was that?”
“It sounded like a baby.” Sasuke said.
“It sounds like it came from over there.”
Sakura walked up to pull back the curtain. Sakura covered her mouth with her hands when she examined the sight in front of her. Naruto’s and Sasuke’s eyes widened in stun.
“Umm...that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you...” the doctor said, swallowing hard.
“You don’t mean...that’s...” Sakura said slowly, pointing at the child.
“KAKASHI- SENSEI?!” Naruto and Sasuke yelled together.
A tiny baby Kakashi was wrapped around in bright blue blankets and tears were dripping down his face. Sakura walked up to the bed and carried Kakashi into her arms. She held him into a tight embrace. Then Kakashi stopped crying. He looked up and smiled at her.
“Guuu.” Baby Kakashi said.
“Sensei...Are you okay?” Sakura asked.
“Guuu.”
“Umm...Do you understand what I’m saying, Sensei?”
Baby Kakashi looked at Sakura’s confused face. Sakura then turned around and look at Naruto and Sasuke.
“He doesn’t understand...” Sakura said slowly.
A giant sweat drop slid down the back of her head.
TBC
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Do you like it? Hope you enjoy reading this chapter. If you want me to continue, please RR.
-Saki-Kun
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. Sorry for not updating sooner but here ya go! Thanks for reviewing my story; I'm glad you enjoy this story. Kakashi is 1 year old. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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A tiny baby Kakashi was wrapped around in bright blue blankets and tears were dripping down his face. Sakura walked up to the bed and carried Kakashi into her arms. She held him into a tight embrace. Then Kakashi stopped crying. He looked up and smiled at her.
"Guuu." Baby Kakashi said.
"Sensei...Are you okay?" Sakura asked.
"Guuu."
"Umm...Do you understand what I'm saying, Sensei?"
Baby Kakashi looked at Sakura's confused face. Sakura then turned around and look at Naruto and Sasuke.
"He doesn't understand..." Sakura said slowly.
A giant sweat drop slid down the back of her head.
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Chapter 2- Mama, Onee-chan, and Obaasan?
"Are you trying to tell us that Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby?!" Naruto yelled with curiosity in his voice.
"Umm...yes...it seems like he got hit by a baby jutsu ...I think I'll leave you three alone to think about the situation you're currently in." The doctor said as he slowly walked out the room.
"Oh my god! What are we gonna do now?! We can't let anyone see Sensei like this! " Sakura whispered as she started to panic with Baby Kakashi held tightly into her arms.
"I don't know! It never happened to us before!" Naruto said with an obvious panicking face.
"Oy, can't you guys calm down?" Sasuke said calmly as he watched the two walk impatiently around the room like rhinos.
"Nani! How can you be CALM like that in this kind of situation, Sasuke?!" Naruto shouted.
"Wahhhh!" Baby Kakashi cried with a scared look.
"Shhh...please stop crying Sensei. Shhh...don't cry...Naruto, keep it down will ya!" Sakura said. She patted Kakashi's back to calm him down and started to wipe his tears away with a handkerchief.
"Gomen..."
Baby Kakashi stopped crying and smiled at Sakura.
"Guuu."
"That's right Sensei, look at you, you're so ADORABLE!" Sakura said happily as she tickled him.
"Guuu hehe" he laughed.
"Mama?" He said as he looked up at Sakura with obsidians black shining eyes.
"Mama? Sensei, what are you talking about? I can't be your mother. I'm your student."
He looked at her with a confused face but still continually said:
"MAMA!" He giggled as his grip on Sakura's shirt tightened.
She sighed as she glared back at Kakashi's glowing eyes. "I guess I'm mama from now on."
Then she turned around and faced the other two boys. Suddenly Baby Kakashi's eyes averted from Sakura to Sasuke.
"What are you looking at, you shrimp?" Sasuke asked, uncomfortable when he saw that Kakashi's was staring at him.
"Onee-chan Sister?"
"O...Onee-CHAN??" Sasuke shivered at the thought of being called Sister.
"HAHA!!" Naruto laughed noisily.
"What's so DAMN funny?" Sasuke asked furiously.
"Haha! He called you Onee-chan, that's mean that you're a Cross dresser. Haha!" Naruto laughed as he pointed at Sasuke.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
"Onee-chan!" He giggled.
Naruto just kept on laughing, and laughing until...
"Obaasan Grandma?" Baby Kakashi said as he pointed at Naruto.
Naruto stopped laughing, and looked at Baby Kakashi with an angry face.
"NANI! Sensei, how dare you call me Obaasan?! You're supposed to call me Papa or Onii-chan! Not an old granny!" Naruto screamed, some spit landing on Kakashi's face.
"Guuu?"
"Sensei, call me Papa or Onii-chan! You got it?!"
Baby Kakashi blinked several times, and said, once again:
"Obaasan!"
"Why you little..." Naruto mumbled as if he wanted to strangle him.
"All right, that's enough Naruto! Don't give orders to a baby!" Sakura said angrily, and continued, "Anyways, we need to think of a way to talk to Hokage-sama about this incident."
"Yeah, but how? We're not allowed to go talk to him without Sensei." Naruto whispered.
"What if we go talk to the other teachers?" Sasuke wondered.
"Umm...Like who are we going to talk to?" Sakura asked.
"Well...I don't know...like...Iruka or Gai-Sensei..." Sasuke replied.
"Well, I like the idea of talking to Iruka, because I don't want to talk to SUPER fuzzy eyebrows." Naruto explained and added, "Maybe Iruka-sensei can take us out to a ramen bar while we're explaining to him."
"Naruto, how could you think food a time like this?" Sakura said as she slapped her forehead.
"Hehe...What can you do? You can't blame a guy for being hungry." Naruto said as he scratched his head.
"Anyways, let's go talk to Iruka!"
They nodded to each other and made their way out the door.
Iruka's classroom
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura went to Iruka's classroom. Sakura carried Baby Kakashi as he played with Sakura's hair. Once they got there, Iruka was sitting down near the door, correcting one of the student's tests. They walked up to him with a glimmer of hope that he will help them.
"Iruka-Sensei, thank god you're here!" Naruto said happily.
"Oh Naruto...I didn't expect you to be here. Sakura and Sasuke are also here too. Hmm?" Iruka said as he stared at the baby.
"Sakura, I'm very disappointed of you!" He shouted.
"Huh? What are you talking about Sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Look at you! You had a baby at this age! Don't tell me that Naruto and Sasuke...one of them is the father of your child?!" Iruka screamed as he pointed at them.
"NANI SENSEI! You got it all wrong! This isn't my baby!" Sakura yelled as she blushed.
Naruto and Sasuke started blushing, too.
"Huh? If that child isn't yours, then who does it belong to?" He asked.
"It's...Kakashi-Sensei..." Everyone said together.
"Nani! That can't be...He's not married yet...Who's his wife? When did he have a son?"
"No! That's not what we meant!" they screamed together.
"Then what do you mean?" Iruka asked as the situation seemed more confusing each minute.
"Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby." Sakura said slowly as she tried to break the news to him.
"What did you say?! How did this happen?! Tell me what happen!"
They explained everything that happened. Iruka couldn't believe what he heard, so he cleared his throat and then slowly spoke.
"I see. Orochimaru used a baby jutsu..."
"So Iruka-Sensei, will you help us talk to Hokage-sama?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah sure, I'll go and talk to him."
"Thanks Iruka-Sensei! We knew we could count on you."
"Heh, don't mention it, that's sensei's job, to help students whatever they urgently need it."
"See! You guys, it was my idea to go talk to Iruka!"
"Um...Naruto..." Sakura was cut short because Naruto spoke again.
"No, no, no, you don't need to thank me Sakura."
"It wasn't your idea in the beginning, it was Sasuke. Baka." She thought, sighing.
"Hey Sasuke, you should thank me for giving you guys this idea!"
"Yeah, thanks for being an ASSHOLE!" Sasuke said coldly.
"What did you say Sasuke-teme?!" Naruto yelled furiously. .
"Wahhh!!" Baby Kakashi started cried when their voice rose.
"Shhh...don't cry Sensei...he won't stay quiet. What's wrong with him?" Sakura asked as she continually patted his back.
"I think he's hungry." Iruka explained.
"How do you know?"
"I don't. I can tell just by looking at his face."
"Oh really...Sensei, the problem is that who's gonna take care of him?" she asked.
"You guys have to take care of him."
"NANI!" everyone shouted together.
"Why us?! Can't you take care of him?!" Naruto yelled.
"Gomen...I don't have time to take care of him, I have lots of things to do. But you guys are the only team that now has free time, so take care of him."
"That's true, but where do we stay at? I can't take him home with me." Sakura said.
"Why don't you stay at Kakashi's house?"
"Huh? Why's at his house?"
"Well, his house has a lot of rooms and you won't get into any trouble for staying his house, hopefully."
"But we don't have his key." Sasuke said.
"Don't worry, I have his key." Iruka said as he took the key out from his pocket.
"Here, just go to his house and stay there until I find out Hokage-sama decision, I'll come by tonight got it?"
"Hai." Everyone said together.
"All right, I'll see you guys tonight."
The walk to Kakashi's house
They left the class and walked to town. Suddenly, Sakura stopped. Naruto and Sasuke stopped and stared at her with puzzling faces.
"What's wrong Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"I have to go home and get some things."
"What for?" Sasuke asked rapidly.
"Well...I gotta pack my clothes and tell my parents where would I be...Also, I have to go buy some things for Kakashi. So, I want you guys to go on ahead and I'll come by later."
"Okay then we'll see you there."
"Here, take Sensei with you too."
"Nani!" They yelled.
"What's wrong?"
"Why can't...you take him... with you?" Sasuke asked bit by bit.
"Because it isn't fair that I have to do everything and also I can't let my parents see Sensei like this. So I want you guys to take care of him while I run some errands. So, here"
"Guuu."
Sasuke looked him, turned around and faced Naruto.
"Umm...Naruto... you hold him..."
"Huh? Why don't you hold him?"
"Because...I'm commanding you to!"
"Ya-da No way! I'm not going to hold him!"
"Fine, if you guys don't take him now, I'll let you guys do the shopping and wait for you guys at his house."
They thought, Sasuke looked straight at Baby Kakashi's face.
"Fine..." he raised his hands to accept him in his arms.
Once he held Kakashi, they stared at each other for quite awhile.
"Guuu hehe Onee-chan." He giggled at the sight of Sasuke.
"Pfff!!" Naruto covered his mouth with his hands.
Sasuke gave him an angry face.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
.Sakura giggled and thought it was cute.
"See! It wasn't that bad. All right, I'll be back soon. Oh yeah, go buy a baby book too. Ja ne. bye"
Sasuke and Naruto watched as Sakura's figure disappear.
"Baby book?" They asked each other with perplexing faces.
TBC
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Saki: Isn't Kakashi cute? Awwww, soooooooooo ccccuuutttteee!
Kakashi: Oy, I didn't do much talking in this chapter. When am I going to talk?
Takeshi: You're a baby... (sweat drop) babies don't talk very much DUH!! (punches Kakashi)
Kaiyuga: How dare you hit my precious Kakashi!?
Kakashi: Since when was I "your precious" Kakashi?
Takeshi: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM YOU SKANK!!
Kaiyuga: Skank!? I'll teach you a lesson!! (starts kicking and punching Takeshi)
Takeshi: (grabs one of Kakashi's arms) Haha he's mine!!
Kaiyuga: (Grabs the other arm) NO!! He's mine!
Saki: Ano...Kakashi arms are getting stretched AND...THIS IS MY STORY!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: OH YEAH!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US BETA READERS, YOUR STORY WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Saki: (sweat drop) hai...gomen'nasai...
A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. Sorry for not updating sooner but here ya go! Thanks for reviewing my story; I'm glad you enjoy this story. Kakashi is 1 year old. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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A tiny baby Kakashi was wrapped around in bright blue blankets and tears were dripping down his face. Sakura walked up to the bed and carried Kakashi into her arms. She held him into a tight embrace. Then Kakashi stopped crying. He looked up and smiled at her.
"Guuu." Baby Kakashi said.
"Sensei...Are you okay?" Sakura asked.
"Guuu."
"Umm...Do you understand what I'm saying, Sensei?"
Baby Kakashi looked at Sakura's confused face. Sakura then turned around and look at Naruto and Sasuke.
"He doesn't understand..." Sakura said slowly.
A giant sweat drop slid down the back of her head.
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Chapter 2- Mama, Onee-chan, and Obaasan?
"Are you trying to tell us that Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby?!" Naruto yelled with curiosity in his voice.
"Umm...yes...it seems like he got hit by a baby jutsu ...I think I'll leave you three alone to think about the situation you're currently in." The doctor said as he slowly walked out the room.
"Oh my god! What are we gonna do now?! We can't let anyone see Sensei like this! " Sakura whispered as she started to panic with Baby Kakashi held tightly into her arms.
"I don't know! It never happened to us before!" Naruto said with an obvious panicking face.
"Oy, can't you guys calm down?" Sasuke said calmly as he watched the two walk impatiently around the room like rhinos.
"Nani! How can you be CALM like that in this kind of situation, Sasuke?!" Naruto shouted.
"Wahhhh!" Baby Kakashi cried with a scared look.
"Shhh...please stop crying Sensei. Shhh...don't cry...Naruto, keep it down will ya!" Sakura said. She patted Kakashi's back to calm him down and started to wipe his tears away with a handkerchief.
"Gomen..."
Baby Kakashi stopped crying and smiled at Sakura.
"Guuu."
"That's right Sensei, look at you, you're so ADORABLE!" Sakura said happily as she tickled him.
"Guuu hehe" he laughed.
"Mama?" He said as he looked up at Sakura with obsidians black shining eyes.
"Mama? Sensei, what are you talking about? I can't be your mother. I'm your student."
He looked at her with a confused face but still continually said:
"MAMA!" He giggled as his grip on Sakura's shirt tightened.
She sighed as she glared back at Kakashi's glowing eyes. "I guess I'm mama from now on."
Then she turned around and faced the other two boys. Suddenly Baby Kakashi's eyes averted from Sakura to Sasuke.
"What are you looking at, you shrimp?" Sasuke asked, uncomfortable when he saw that Kakashi's was staring at him.
"Onee-chan Sister?"
"O...Onee-CHAN??" Sasuke shivered at the thought of being called Sister.
"HAHA!!" Naruto laughed noisily.
"What's so DAMN funny?" Sasuke asked furiously.
"Haha! He called you Onee-chan, that's mean that you're a Cross dresser. Haha!" Naruto laughed as he pointed at Sasuke.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
"Onee-chan!" He giggled.
Naruto just kept on laughing, and laughing until...
"Obaasan Grandma?" Baby Kakashi said as he pointed at Naruto.
Naruto stopped laughing, and looked at Baby Kakashi with an angry face.
"NANI! Sensei, how dare you call me Obaasan?! You're supposed to call me Papa or Onii-chan! Not an old granny!" Naruto screamed, some spit landing on Kakashi's face.
"Guuu?"
"Sensei, call me Papa or Onii-chan! You got it?!"
Baby Kakashi blinked several times, and said, once again:
"Obaasan!"
"Why you little..." Naruto mumbled as if he wanted to strangle him.
"All right, that's enough Naruto! Don't give orders to a baby!" Sakura said angrily, and continued, "Anyways, we need to think of a way to talk to Hokage-sama about this incident."
"Yeah, but how? We're not allowed to go talk to him without Sensei." Naruto whispered.
"What if we go talk to the other teachers?" Sasuke wondered.
"Umm...Like who are we going to talk to?" Sakura asked.
"Well...I don't know...like...Iruka or Gai-Sensei..." Sasuke replied.
"Well, I like the idea of talking to Iruka, because I don't want to talk to SUPER fuzzy eyebrows." Naruto explained and added, "Maybe Iruka-sensei can take us out to a ramen bar while we're explaining to him."
"Naruto, how could you think food a time like this?" Sakura said as she slapped her forehead.
"Hehe...What can you do? You can't blame a guy for being hungry." Naruto said as he scratched his head.
"Anyways, let's go talk to Iruka!"
They nodded to each other and made their way out the door.
Iruka's classroom
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura went to Iruka's classroom. Sakura carried Baby Kakashi as he played with Sakura's hair. Once they got there, Iruka was sitting down near the door, correcting one of the student's tests. They walked up to him with a glimmer of hope that he will help them.
"Iruka-Sensei, thank god you're here!" Naruto said happily.
"Oh Naruto...I didn't expect you to be here. Sakura and Sasuke are also here too. Hmm?" Iruka said as he stared at the baby.
"Sakura, I'm very disappointed of you!" He shouted.
"Huh? What are you talking about Sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Look at you! You had a baby at this age! Don't tell me that Naruto and Sasuke...one of them is the father of your child?!" Iruka screamed as he pointed at them.
"NANI SENSEI! You got it all wrong! This isn't my baby!" Sakura yelled as she blushed.
Naruto and Sasuke started blushing, too.
"Huh? If that child isn't yours, then who does it belong to?" He asked.
"It's...Kakashi-Sensei..." Everyone said together.
"Nani! That can't be...He's not married yet...Who's his wife? When did he have a son?"
"No! That's not what we meant!" they screamed together.
"Then what do you mean?" Iruka asked as the situation seemed more confusing each minute.
"Kakashi-sensei turned into a baby." Sakura said slowly as she tried to break the news to him.
"What did you say?! How did this happen?! Tell me what happen!"
They explained everything that happened. Iruka couldn't believe what he heard, so he cleared his throat and then slowly spoke.
"I see. Orochimaru used a baby jutsu..."
"So Iruka-Sensei, will you help us talk to Hokage-sama?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah sure, I'll go and talk to him."
"Thanks Iruka-Sensei! We knew we could count on you."
"Heh, don't mention it, that's sensei's job, to help students whatever they urgently need it."
"See! You guys, it was my idea to go talk to Iruka!"
"Um...Naruto..." Sakura was cut short because Naruto spoke again.
"No, no, no, you don't need to thank me Sakura."
"It wasn't your idea in the beginning, it was Sasuke. Baka." She thought, sighing.
"Hey Sasuke, you should thank me for giving you guys this idea!"
"Yeah, thanks for being an ASSHOLE!" Sasuke said coldly.
"What did you say Sasuke-teme?!" Naruto yelled furiously. .
"Wahhh!!" Baby Kakashi started cried when their voice rose.
"Shhh...don't cry Sensei...he won't stay quiet. What's wrong with him?" Sakura asked as she continually patted his back.
"I think he's hungry." Iruka explained.
"How do you know?"
"I don't. I can tell just by looking at his face."
"Oh really...Sensei, the problem is that who's gonna take care of him?" she asked.
"You guys have to take care of him."
"NANI!" everyone shouted together.
"Why us?! Can't you take care of him?!" Naruto yelled.
"Gomen...I don't have time to take care of him, I have lots of things to do. But you guys are the only team that now has free time, so take care of him."
"That's true, but where do we stay at? I can't take him home with me." Sakura said.
"Why don't you stay at Kakashi's house?"
"Huh? Why's at his house?"
"Well, his house has a lot of rooms and you won't get into any trouble for staying his house, hopefully."
"But we don't have his key." Sasuke said.
"Don't worry, I have his key." Iruka said as he took the key out from his pocket.
"Here, just go to his house and stay there until I find out Hokage-sama decision, I'll come by tonight got it?"
"Hai." Everyone said together.
"All right, I'll see you guys tonight."
The walk to Kakashi's house
They left the class and walked to town. Suddenly, Sakura stopped. Naruto and Sasuke stopped and stared at her with puzzling faces.
"What's wrong Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked.
"I have to go home and get some things."
"What for?" Sasuke asked rapidly.
"Well...I gotta pack my clothes and tell my parents where would I be...Also, I have to go buy some things for Kakashi. So, I want you guys to go on ahead and I'll come by later."
"Okay then we'll see you there."
"Here, take Sensei with you too."
"Nani!" They yelled.
"What's wrong?"
"Why can't...you take him... with you?" Sasuke asked bit by bit.
"Because it isn't fair that I have to do everything and also I can't let my parents see Sensei like this. So I want you guys to take care of him while I run some errands. So, here"
"Guuu."
Sasuke looked him, turned around and faced Naruto.
"Umm...Naruto... you hold him..."
"Huh? Why don't you hold him?"
"Because...I'm commanding you to!"
"Ya-da No way! I'm not going to hold him!"
"Fine, if you guys don't take him now, I'll let you guys do the shopping and wait for you guys at his house."
They thought, Sasuke looked straight at Baby Kakashi's face.
"Fine..." he raised his hands to accept him in his arms.
Once he held Kakashi, they stared at each other for quite awhile.
"Guuu hehe Onee-chan." He giggled at the sight of Sasuke.
"Pfff!!" Naruto covered his mouth with his hands.
Sasuke gave him an angry face.
"Shut up, you dobe!"
.Sakura giggled and thought it was cute.
"See! It wasn't that bad. All right, I'll be back soon. Oh yeah, go buy a baby book too. Ja ne. bye"
Sasuke and Naruto watched as Sakura's figure disappear.
"Baby book?" They asked each other with perplexing faces.
TBC
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Saki: Isn't Kakashi cute? Awwww, soooooooooo ccccuuutttteee!
Kakashi: Oy, I didn't do much talking in this chapter. When am I going to talk?
Takeshi: You're a baby... (sweat drop) babies don't talk very much DUH!! (punches Kakashi)
Kaiyuga: How dare you hit my precious Kakashi!?
Kakashi: Since when was I "your precious" Kakashi?
Takeshi: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM YOU SKANK!!
Kaiyuga: Skank!? I'll teach you a lesson!! (starts kicking and punching Takeshi)
Takeshi: (grabs one of Kakashi's arms) Haha he's mine!!
Kaiyuga: (Grabs the other arm) NO!! He's mine!
Saki: Ano...Kakashi arms are getting stretched AND...THIS IS MY STORY!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: OH YEAH!? IF IT WASN'T FOR US BETA READERS, YOUR STORY WOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Saki: (sweat drop) hai...gomen'nasai...
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A/N: Once again, gomen for updating late. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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“See! It wasn’t that bad. All right, I’ll be back soon. Oh yeah, go buy a baby book too. Ja ne. bye”
Sasuke and Naruto watched as Sakura’s figure disappear.
“Baby book?” They asked each other with perplexing faces.
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Chapter 3-Rule #1: Don't Start Trouble
Naruto and Sasuke went downtown to look for a book store. Once they found the store, Naruto faced Sasuke and said,
“Okay, I’ll go look for the book and you’ll wait out here all right?”
“Fine.” Sasuke replied.
Naruto went inside while Sasuke held Kakashi in his arms. Sasuke stood there for more than 10 minutes. Meanwhile, Baby Kakashi was pulling and poking Sasuke’s cheek which bothered him plenty.
“Oy, stop it.” Sasuke said frigidly.
“Guuu?”
He looked at him with a confused face, but he still didn’t listen. He stared at Sasuke’s cold eyes for a few minutes and then continued his little project of poking and pulling.
“I mean it...”
“Guuu.”
“I said STOP IT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!” Sasuke yelled furiously.
“WAHHHH!!” Baby Kakashi cried piercingly.
“Umm...Oy, stop crying...” Sasuke said slowly as he patted his back, but it seemed like it didn’t work.
“Did you see that? He yelled at the baby. How mean!” woman #1 said as her eyes rested on Sasuke.
Sasuke turned around when he heard the comment and people’s eyes stared at him intently.
“I know, how could he yell at such an innocent baby? He should be punished.” woman #2 whispered.
Sasuke started to panic before them. He tried to stop his howling, but somehow he just didn’t want to be quiet.
“Oh god! What am I gonna to do?! He won’t stop crying...Damn it, I can’t believe this happen to me! People are staring at me, thinking that I’m bad person. Shit! I need an idea quick!” Sasuke thought.
“You know what! We should take that baby away from them and tell Hokage-sama how he treats the baby. Then Hokage-sama can put him in prison for being such a bad parent.” A man suggested.
“Oh shit! They’re gonna tell Hokage-sama, I gotta stop him before it’s too late. If I don’t stop him, I’m gonna be in so much trouble.” Sasuke thought.
Sasuke swung him around and patted, but none of these methods worked.
“God damn it! SHUT UP ALREADY!” Sasuke yelled deafeningly as he spanked Baby Kakashi.
“Wahhhh!!” Baby Kakashi cried louder than before.
“Shit! I can’t believe I did that...” Sasuke thought.
Sasuke turned around and people were in complete shock at the action he just performed on the baby.
“Okay! That does it! We’re going to beat that guy down and take him to prison!” a man shouted furiously.
“Yeah!!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh shit...”
Sasuke started running and people chased him.
“Oh god! Why did this have to happen to me?! Why me, why me god!” Sasuke shouted as his pace rose.
meanwhile Naruto shopped peacefully
Naruto finally found the book, but then he heard a scream.
“Huh? What was that? Wasn’t that Sasuke’s voice? ”
Naruto looked outside from the window. He saw Sasuke pass by the window in a quick pace. Naruto ran out the entrance, but...he was unaware that he still had the baby book in his hands.
Back to Sasuke
Sasuke turned around the corner, but it appeared to be a dead end. Sasuke looked around to see if there was another escape route, however there wasn’t any.
“Shit! No where to getaway!”
“Where did that guy go?” a man looked around, confused.
“Don’t know, let’s check over here.” A woman suggested.
“Oh no...The end has come...” Sasuke mumbled.
The shadows of the villagers came closer and closer. Sasuke closed his eyes and decided to give up. In a quick flash, Naruto appeared out of no where, pulled Sasuke toward door and closed it quickly.
“Hmmm, he’s not here, let’s go check another place.”
Naruto watched them leave while Sasuke covered Kakashi’s mouth.
“They’re gone.” Naruto finally said.
“Thank god...” Sasuke said as he sat on the floor and exposed Kakashi’s mouth.
“So Sasuke, what happened? Why were they chasing you?”
“Because this shorty wouldn’t stop crying and they determined to turn me in as a bad parent.”
“Oh really? No wonder.”
“Wahhh!” Baby Kakashi cried noisily.
“Will you shut up already you CRY BABY!!” Sasuke yelled out crossly.
“Oy Sasuke, that isn’t gonna stop him from crying.”
“Then tell me how to make him stop crying, baka!”
“Try to make him fall asleep.”
“Then you do it!” Sasuke yelled as he shoved Kakashi in front of Naruto’s face.
“Me...?”
“If you know how to make him fall asleep, then you do it or maybe you’re afraid of being unsuccessful, dobe.” Sasuke said coldly.
“Fine, I will. Give him to me.” Naruto said.
Sasuke carefully passed him to Naruto. Naruto tucked his arm under Kakashi to make him feel comfortable.
“Wahh!”
“Shhh...Don’t cry...Sensei.” Naruto said as he swung him around.
Naruto started to sing.
I love cup noodles!
Everyone loves cup noodles!
Don’t you love them toooooooooo?
Ramen is the best!
Ramen bought from Iruka-sensei is even better!
La la la la la la la!!
(Saki-Kun: I would like to thank Takeshi-Chan for donating this “STUPID” song for my story! (Whispers to the reader) It sucks doesn’t it?! I hate it too! (Takeshi appears behind Saki-Kun and smacks her!!) Takeshi: Continue with the story!!)
Baby Kakashi yawned and quickly fell asleep at the lame song.
“He fell asleep.” Naruto whispered.
“That was the lamest song I ever heard in my entire life.” Sasuke ears were covered ever since Naruto started singing.
“So?! You got a problem with that song that I just made up?! Once I become Hokage-sama, I’ll make everyone sing this song! Haha!!” Naruto chuckled.
A sweat drop appeared on Sasuke’s head.
“Thank god...I won’t have to sing that lame song...because I would be old enough to leave this village...” Sasuke thought.
“Here, carry him.”
Naruto slowly passed Kakashi back to Sasuke. Kakashi’s head rested on Sasuke’s shoulder while he cradled and patted him.
“Let’s go to Kakashi’s house.” Naruto said.
Sasuke nodded.
walking to town
“By the way Naruto, did you get the baby book?” Sasuke asked.
“Huh...umm...yeah I did...but...” Naruto said slowly.
“But what?”
“Umm...I...I...I...took the book from the store...”
“NANI! Are you telling me that you didn’t pay for it?!”
“Um...yeah.”
It was dead silence for a few minutes until...
“Hey you, thief! You stole a book! Come back here! Please someone, get that kid! He stole a book!” the owner of the bookstore shouted.
Naruto and Sasuke turned around, panic written all over their faces.
“Look! It’s that kid who treated the baby badly, and now, there’s a kid that stole a book. Get them!” a man yelled.
“HELL YEAH!” Everyone screamed at the top of their lungs.
“Shit! RUN!”
“Damn it Naruto, why did you steal that damn book?!” Sasuke yelled.
“It was an accident!” Naruto shouted.
“Accident?! You called that an accident?! You’re a freaking dumbass with no brain!”
“What did you called me Sasuke-teme?!” Naruto said angrily.
“You heard me dobe!” Sasuke said furiously.
in the meantime Sakura’s shopping
Sakura finished shopping with many supplies for Kakashi. She walked out from the store with a big bag.
“All right, now I need to go home and get my stuff.” Sakura said.
Sakura was able to take a step until she heard some screams. She turned around since she heard the screams from that direction.
“Ahhhh!” Naruto and Sasuke screamed as they rushed passed Sakura.
“Don’t let them escape!” a man yelled.
“Nani? I wonder what’s going on. Oh well, that doesn’t concern me. They can take care of themselves and anyways, I gotta go home now. ” Sakura said as she went straight back to her house.
Naruto and Sasuke
Naruto and Sasuke hid behind an enormous rock.
“I see some blonde hair sticking out from that direction!! It’s him!! Chase him!” A man yelled.
They panicked and started running again but this time...
Naruto slipped and something held onto his leg...which dragged him deep into a hole...Sasuke jumped in to save Naruto...
They opened their eyes when their rear end hit the firm ground...
Their eyes widened when they realized that the “certain something” in front of them was...
TBC
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Saki: Well, wasn’t it a nice story? I enjoyed writing this story! XD!! Kakashi; did you have fun?
Kakashi: No, I didn’t have fun... By the way Sasuke, why did you spank me?!
Sasuke: Oy, it’s because you are one annoying brat that won’t shut up when people tell you to.
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: SASUKE! How dare you spank our precious Kakashi?!
Sasuke: Shut up, you guys are annoying bitches!
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: Why you bastard! Let’s kill him! (Takes out a huge knife and chases at Sasuke)
Sasuke: Oh shit! (Runs away, alarmed)
Saki: ...Ano...where did you guys come from?
Naruto: I love the song that you made up Takeshi!! (Gives Takeshi-Chan the thumbs up)
Sakura: (sigh) I wish this story would just end already...
A/N: Once again, gomen for updating late. Thanks to my two beta readers, Takeshi-Chan and Kaiyuga!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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“See! It wasn’t that bad. All right, I’ll be back soon. Oh yeah, go buy a baby book too. Ja ne. bye”
Sasuke and Naruto watched as Sakura’s figure disappear.
“Baby book?” They asked each other with perplexing faces.
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Chapter 3-Rule #1: Don't Start Trouble
Naruto and Sasuke went downtown to look for a book store. Once they found the store, Naruto faced Sasuke and said,
“Okay, I’ll go look for the book and you’ll wait out here all right?”
“Fine.” Sasuke replied.
Naruto went inside while Sasuke held Kakashi in his arms. Sasuke stood there for more than 10 minutes. Meanwhile, Baby Kakashi was pulling and poking Sasuke’s cheek which bothered him plenty.
“Oy, stop it.” Sasuke said frigidly.
“Guuu?”
He looked at him with a confused face, but he still didn’t listen. He stared at Sasuke’s cold eyes for a few minutes and then continued his little project of poking and pulling.
“I mean it...”
“Guuu.”
“I said STOP IT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!” Sasuke yelled furiously.
“WAHHHH!!” Baby Kakashi cried piercingly.
“Umm...Oy, stop crying...” Sasuke said slowly as he patted his back, but it seemed like it didn’t work.
“Did you see that? He yelled at the baby. How mean!” woman #1 said as her eyes rested on Sasuke.
Sasuke turned around when he heard the comment and people’s eyes stared at him intently.
“I know, how could he yell at such an innocent baby? He should be punished.” woman #2 whispered.
Sasuke started to panic before them. He tried to stop his howling, but somehow he just didn’t want to be quiet.
“Oh god! What am I gonna to do?! He won’t stop crying...Damn it, I can’t believe this happen to me! People are staring at me, thinking that I’m bad person. Shit! I need an idea quick!” Sasuke thought.
“You know what! We should take that baby away from them and tell Hokage-sama how he treats the baby. Then Hokage-sama can put him in prison for being such a bad parent.” A man suggested.
“Oh shit! They’re gonna tell Hokage-sama, I gotta stop him before it’s too late. If I don’t stop him, I’m gonna be in so much trouble.” Sasuke thought.
Sasuke swung him around and patted, but none of these methods worked.
“God damn it! SHUT UP ALREADY!” Sasuke yelled deafeningly as he spanked Baby Kakashi.
“Wahhhh!!” Baby Kakashi cried louder than before.
“Shit! I can’t believe I did that...” Sasuke thought.
Sasuke turned around and people were in complete shock at the action he just performed on the baby.
“Okay! That does it! We’re going to beat that guy down and take him to prison!” a man shouted furiously.
“Yeah!!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh shit...”
Sasuke started running and people chased him.
“Oh god! Why did this have to happen to me?! Why me, why me god!” Sasuke shouted as his pace rose.
meanwhile Naruto shopped peacefully
Naruto finally found the book, but then he heard a scream.
“Huh? What was that? Wasn’t that Sasuke’s voice? ”
Naruto looked outside from the window. He saw Sasuke pass by the window in a quick pace. Naruto ran out the entrance, but...he was unaware that he still had the baby book in his hands.
Back to Sasuke
Sasuke turned around the corner, but it appeared to be a dead end. Sasuke looked around to see if there was another escape route, however there wasn’t any.
“Shit! No where to getaway!”
“Where did that guy go?” a man looked around, confused.
“Don’t know, let’s check over here.” A woman suggested.
“Oh no...The end has come...” Sasuke mumbled.
The shadows of the villagers came closer and closer. Sasuke closed his eyes and decided to give up. In a quick flash, Naruto appeared out of no where, pulled Sasuke toward door and closed it quickly.
“Hmmm, he’s not here, let’s go check another place.”
Naruto watched them leave while Sasuke covered Kakashi’s mouth.
“They’re gone.” Naruto finally said.
“Thank god...” Sasuke said as he sat on the floor and exposed Kakashi’s mouth.
“So Sasuke, what happened? Why were they chasing you?”
“Because this shorty wouldn’t stop crying and they determined to turn me in as a bad parent.”
“Oh really? No wonder.”
“Wahhh!” Baby Kakashi cried noisily.
“Will you shut up already you CRY BABY!!” Sasuke yelled out crossly.
“Oy Sasuke, that isn’t gonna stop him from crying.”
“Then tell me how to make him stop crying, baka!”
“Try to make him fall asleep.”
“Then you do it!” Sasuke yelled as he shoved Kakashi in front of Naruto’s face.
“Me...?”
“If you know how to make him fall asleep, then you do it or maybe you’re afraid of being unsuccessful, dobe.” Sasuke said coldly.
“Fine, I will. Give him to me.” Naruto said.
Sasuke carefully passed him to Naruto. Naruto tucked his arm under Kakashi to make him feel comfortable.
“Wahh!”
“Shhh...Don’t cry...Sensei.” Naruto said as he swung him around.
Naruto started to sing.
I love cup noodles!
Everyone loves cup noodles!
Don’t you love them toooooooooo?
Ramen is the best!
Ramen bought from Iruka-sensei is even better!
La la la la la la la!!
(Saki-Kun: I would like to thank Takeshi-Chan for donating this “STUPID” song for my story! (Whispers to the reader) It sucks doesn’t it?! I hate it too! (Takeshi appears behind Saki-Kun and smacks her!!) Takeshi: Continue with the story!!)
Baby Kakashi yawned and quickly fell asleep at the lame song.
“He fell asleep.” Naruto whispered.
“That was the lamest song I ever heard in my entire life.” Sasuke ears were covered ever since Naruto started singing.
“So?! You got a problem with that song that I just made up?! Once I become Hokage-sama, I’ll make everyone sing this song! Haha!!” Naruto chuckled.
A sweat drop appeared on Sasuke’s head.
“Thank god...I won’t have to sing that lame song...because I would be old enough to leave this village...” Sasuke thought.
“Here, carry him.”
Naruto slowly passed Kakashi back to Sasuke. Kakashi’s head rested on Sasuke’s shoulder while he cradled and patted him.
“Let’s go to Kakashi’s house.” Naruto said.
Sasuke nodded.
walking to town
“By the way Naruto, did you get the baby book?” Sasuke asked.
“Huh...umm...yeah I did...but...” Naruto said slowly.
“But what?”
“Umm...I...I...I...took the book from the store...”
“NANI! Are you telling me that you didn’t pay for it?!”
“Um...yeah.”
It was dead silence for a few minutes until...
“Hey you, thief! You stole a book! Come back here! Please someone, get that kid! He stole a book!” the owner of the bookstore shouted.
Naruto and Sasuke turned around, panic written all over their faces.
“Look! It’s that kid who treated the baby badly, and now, there’s a kid that stole a book. Get them!” a man yelled.
“HELL YEAH!” Everyone screamed at the top of their lungs.
“Shit! RUN!”
“Damn it Naruto, why did you steal that damn book?!” Sasuke yelled.
“It was an accident!” Naruto shouted.
“Accident?! You called that an accident?! You’re a freaking dumbass with no brain!”
“What did you called me Sasuke-teme?!” Naruto said angrily.
“You heard me dobe!” Sasuke said furiously.
in the meantime Sakura’s shopping
Sakura finished shopping with many supplies for Kakashi. She walked out from the store with a big bag.
“All right, now I need to go home and get my stuff.” Sakura said.
Sakura was able to take a step until she heard some screams. She turned around since she heard the screams from that direction.
“Ahhhh!” Naruto and Sasuke screamed as they rushed passed Sakura.
“Don’t let them escape!” a man yelled.
“Nani? I wonder what’s going on. Oh well, that doesn’t concern me. They can take care of themselves and anyways, I gotta go home now. ” Sakura said as she went straight back to her house.
Naruto and Sasuke
Naruto and Sasuke hid behind an enormous rock.
“I see some blonde hair sticking out from that direction!! It’s him!! Chase him!” A man yelled.
They panicked and started running again but this time...
Naruto slipped and something held onto his leg...which dragged him deep into a hole...Sasuke jumped in to save Naruto...
They opened their eyes when their rear end hit the firm ground...
Their eyes widened when they realized that the “certain something” in front of them was...
TBC
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Gomen for the cliffhanger! Hope you like it! Please RR!
Saki: Well, wasn’t it a nice story? I enjoyed writing this story! XD!! Kakashi; did you have fun?
Kakashi: No, I didn’t have fun... By the way Sasuke, why did you spank me?!
Sasuke: Oy, it’s because you are one annoying brat that won’t shut up when people tell you to.
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: SASUKE! How dare you spank our precious Kakashi?!
Sasuke: Shut up, you guys are annoying bitches!
Takeshi and Kaiyuga: Why you bastard! Let’s kill him! (Takes out a huge knife and chases at Sasuke)
Sasuke: Oh shit! (Runs away, alarmed)
Saki: ...Ano...where did you guys come from?
Naruto: I love the song that you made up Takeshi!! (Gives Takeshi-Chan the thumbs up)
Sakura: (sigh) I wish this story would just end already...