Book 3 Final Book Vocaloid Fanfiction

The cloudless night lie eerily silent before Jenny. As she approached the doors to Crypton Industries to begin her shift, a white limo pulled up. Simon stepped out, his suit was torn, his tie was almost cut in half, and he had shards of glass embedded in his forehead. As Jenny looked upon him, she felt a sting of regret for calling him when Miku and Luka showed up at the spa earlier that day. If only Simon had died, Jenny's life would be easier.

“Lord Simon, you are back. What happened? Where is Miku?” Simon stepped out of the limo and briskly walked towards her. Then the unthinkable happened: Simon slapped Jenny in the face. “What the bloody hell do you think happened? Now that I've witnessed what they can do, I will continue to push them, only then will I extract the artifact from that wretched blue haired brat's lifeless corpse!” Simon opened the door and walked towards hi office. Jenny has never been more afraid of him than she was now. Miku and Luka needs to know. Jenny turned around and ran towards her car.

“Where do you think you are going little lady?” A large man wearing a gray suit stopped her at the gate. The man was holding an AK47 and had it pointed at Jenny. “I was just going home, I forgot valuable paperwork. Will you point that thing elsewhere?” The towering hulk of a man just smirked at her. “Lord Simon's orders, nobody is to leave without prior approval. Make yourself comfortable little lady, you will be here for awhile.” Jenny wasn't pleased. She made her way back into the ominous building and locked herself in her office. “I need to get a message out somehow...”

Miku and I weren't intruded on this time. It felt great to be alone, although I could hear moans coming from the other room, Luka and James must actually like each other. I chuckled at the thought. Miku fell asleep instantly, today really was a tiring day for all of us. I tried to sleep, but my dreams were tainted by the voice of the white-haired fiend who hurt Miku. How I would like to punch that bastard.

Tomorrow came, and I did not get any sleep. I was tossing and turning all night. To add insult to injury, our summer break was almost over, we started back in College tomorrow. “Kirby-Chan, I want to go to College with you!” Miku looked at me with her sparkling blue eyes. “Miku you are only sixteen, I think that is too young.” Miku looked disappointed. “But actually I have a 12th grade education already, all Vocaloids do, and I can pass off as a College student easy!”

After giving it much thought, I responded: “Miku College takes a lot of money. If you can pay for your own tuition, then by all means go ask the College Board President to enroll you.” Miku looked very excited. “Well after all of the concerts that I put on since 2007, and the Miku brand merchandise, I have this much!” Miku pulled the transporter out of her bunny-shaped backpack and showed me all of the zeros. My jaw just dropped. “And all this time I paid for everything?” Miku chuckled. “That is because you are such a gentleman Kirby-Chan!”

I made my way over to where James and Luka lay. To my surprise, Luka's naked body was wrapped around James. She was hugging him in a way that I have never seen. The sheets covered most of their body, but Luka's left breast was completely visible, it moved with her silent breathing. Luka is a few sizes larger than Miku, but in my opinion Miku is cuter. “Good morning Bro J. Simpson, sleep well?” James looked pleased with himself. With dignity, James covered up the rest of Luka's exposed body and crawled out of bed.

“I do not even want to ask how you persuaded Luka to get in bed with you, but ok.” James was amused. “Well it is really quite simple, since I am so handsome, and I did save her life (mostly), she said she was scared last night and wanted to hold on to me. One thing led to another, and then... yeah.” James looked over at Luka with endearing eyes. “Maybe this can help you to not be so rude, huh James?” James walked over to the coffee pot grumbling.

Luka eventually woke up. She tossed on a pair of shorts and one of the shirts that she bought earlier and joined us at the table. “Good morning.” We all passed greetings. “Before we get too comfortable I think we need to discuss what happened yesterday. Miku and I were in danger. Simon is a much higher version Vocaloid, and to top it off, I hear he has a place at some large company.” The thought of Simon made my insides churn. “But before we get into that man, here is the truth. Miku and I have abilities that become unlocked after the ones we hold dear to us are in jeopardy, as do all Vocaloids. Simon is after our vocal synthesizers, he seeks to rid the world of Vocaloid music. To him, all we are is an embarrassment. A nuisance. I no not the purpose of his scheme.” Simon's plan suddenly made sense. I know now why he let James and I into Miku's world. He wanted us to fall in love, so he can crush us. “Thank you Luka for the information. Miku wants to join James and I in College tomorrow, would you like to go?” Luka eyed me suspiciously. “I already have a college degree, but sure, I will accompany Miku to keep her safe.” This was a shocker to be sure. “Miku and I are getting properly changed. Go away if you will so we can dress.” James and I complied.

Miku, Luka, James, and I happily strolled towards the President's office. “Hey teach, we got some hot babes that needs some enrolling!” James ran inside to announce our presence to the world. “I see. Well Mr. Anderson, where are these women?” The President looked angry at James for barging in on him like that. “Come on in ladies!” Miku and Luka calmly walked in. The president eyed them. “Well what peculiar hairstyles. What will your names be?” Miku was the first to speak. “I am Hatsune Miku, from Japan.” Luka then stepped up. “I am to be called Megurine Luka. Pleased to meet you.” The president smiled. “Transfer students, wonderful! Just fill out the paperwork and sign up for your classes then you are all ready to go!” The sign up process took all morning. After we all completed sign-ups, we all decided to take the same electives: Calculus, Advanced English, and Computer. Luka and Miku paid for their tuition and books easily, and we set off to begin our next adventure, unaware that Simon has already began to plot against us.

The night before I decided to set my alarm clock so we could be in class before 8:00. Another sleepless night awaited me. My short-lived dreams were filled with evil laughter and images of Miku and Luka getting hurt. Every time that happened I jerked awake. Miku was still attached to my arm, only this time she seemed to me plagued by the same dreams. The alarm rang at 6:30, telling us to get up. As I struggled to get out of bed, I see an equally sluggish Miku make her way over to the bathroom. “This is going to be a long day...”

After getting changed into our school uniforms, we made our way towards Waffle House for our morning breakfast. “So Kirby-Chan how do I look?” Miku's light blue mini skirt fluttered in the wind. Her white blouse only added to the total cuteness. “You look great!” The male uniforms were dark blue suits with white shirts and black ties, James constantly complained about wearing a tie. “Why do we need uniforms in College anyway, I mean whats with the dress code deal? Why the tie?” Luka walked up next to him. “I don't know, I think it makes you look distinguished and handsome. How does mine look?” Luka did a little twirl. “Man I love uniforms! You look cute, babe.” James sure changes opinions fast.

We walked into Waffle House and got greeted by Burt. “Heeeey Hows my favorite customers a doin, eh?” Burt gave us a thumbs up. “The usual Burt, please.” Burt shot me a thumbs up. “Coming up Kid.” We ate peacefully for the first time for what seemed like an eternity, or until I heard the explosion.

“BOOOOOOOOM!”

The last building of the College Campus exploded. “What the hell was that!?” James stared out the window. Miku pointed towards a white figure next to the explosion... Simon...

As Simon stood amongst the carnage that he just brought, a sudden urge to laugh was quickly dismissed. “Here they come.” Simon turned around to see Miku, Luka, and the two humans running towards him. “Let the games begin you rodents.” Simon grabbed his suitcase from the Limo that was parked behind him. “Welcome to the party rodents, I will be your host. Please enjoy your last moments.”

“You bastard!” I couldn't believe that he actually blew up part of the school. “Kirby-Chan I have an idea, but it will take some time. Please don't do anything hasty.” I looked over at Miku, who was busy dialing on her device. “Luka can you hold him off while Miku finishes?” Luka nodded. “Whatever you say, Romeo.” Luka's eyes, hair, and tattoo started to glow. She charged at Simon at lightning speeds. “Child's play.” Simon blocked her blow for blow. Their fight only lasted a few minutes until Luka was exhausted. “Don't give up babe!” James shouted his words of encouragement. “Go for the kiwis!” Luka was at her limits, and Simon was ready to end it, when a portal appeared.

Two golden-haired figures stepped through. “Miku. Luka. You started the party without us!” The twins smiled. “RIN-SAMA! LEN-SAN! Am I ever so happy to see you. Now kick this mean man's butt!” Miku was jumping up and down as the twin assailants, dressed in identical middle school uniforms. Black shorts, white shirts, and black arm warmers. Both had blond hair, and both hairstyles were styled similar. Rin, the girl, had a white bow to tie her's back. Both twins had icy blue eyes.

“Ready brother?” “Ready sis!” The twins both pulled two red hammers out of nowhere and charged at Simon. Simon made a futile attempt at dodging their blows. Len started hitting Simon on his left foot. Simon was so busy dealing with Len that he didn't see Rin come up from behind him. Rin swung her hammer with such velocity that it broke the sound barrier. The hammer collided with Simon's skull, but due to him not being Human, didn't permanently damage him. “You win this round brats... but I will be back.” Simon clicked a button on his watch and vanished.

I was absolutely dumbfounded. Two middle school kids just kicked Simon's ass faster than I could say the word ouch. “Rin-sama! Len-san! I am so glad you got my message!” Miku was jumping up and down with joy and hugging her old friends. James walked over to Luka to see if she was alright. “Yeah that guy was nothing, right sis?” Len had a smile on his face. “You got that right!” Rin smiled back. “So now that you two are here, we can all move in together!” Miku was ready to burst with excitement and joy.

“Hold on. I Do not think the dorm will hold all of us. And I do not even think it survived the explosion!” Miku looked at me with a gleam in her eye. “Just leave that to me! Lets go house hunting, like a true husband and wife!” Rin looked at me with a vacant expression. “Wife? What is this husband and wife nonsense?” I started to laugh. “I will tell you when we get out of here, It is a long story.”

Our dorm was surprisingly mostly untouched by the blast. The roof of the dorms collapsed a little, but the police officer still let us go in to collect our belongings. “Look on the bright side Brobama, at least we get a whole semester off!” I looked through the insides of the once unharmed dorm room. The mirrors were shattered, there was glass everywhere, and a few cabinets were overturned. The contents spilled out and the dishes were broken. I quickly came to terms with what had happened, then I began to collect my things.

“How am I going to get all of this stuff out, it was a hassle just getting it in here.” Miku shoved the transport device in my face. “With this Kirby-Chan you can do anything!” I took the device and pointed it at my old television set, which was intact even after the explosion. “What button do I press?” Miku touched my hand, sending butterflies through my system. “The green one Kirby-Chan.” I nodded. “Alright here I go.” I pressed the button and my television vanished. I then transported my remote, the sofa (even though it was technically college property, they won't miss it), and my clothes. I then handed it back to Miku. “Thank you.” Miku smiled at me. “Anything for you Kirby-Chan.” Miku used the device on her belongings, the passed it off to Luka and then James, who wanted to take his porn collection too. Luka scolded him until he decided to leave it behind.

We all boarded Miku's car. I drove, Miku sat in front, while Luka, Len, Rin, and James all sat in the back. We all set off to find us a new home. We stopped over at Waffle House to see how Burt was doing and to check out the Realestate papers.

“This one sure looks nice, and it is affordable!” Miku pointed to an add in the newspaper for a two story house with four bedrooms, two baths, and a pool. The home had a beautiful silver exterior with a brick-like pattern. “Yeah, but how much does it cost?” Miku looked it over. “About $150,000 give or take. I have the money for it, you want it?” I am truly lucky to have Miku. “Oh Miku I will make this up to you somehow!” Miku hugged me. “You already did.”

After we reviewed the house, We went to the Rosemort Realestate company to make the deal. The Realtor was anxious to sell the house to a bunch of kids at first; as soon as Miku showed him the money, his eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. “Yes mam this property is now yours, now under what name shall I make the deed to the house?” Miku spoke up. “Mr. and Mrs. Kirby.” The Realtor looked baffled. “Kids these days I swear, they merry younger and younger.” We all had a laugh about that. “Alright here is the paperwork, so sign here. And here. And initial here. And all done!” We set out to move in.

“Alright everyone pick a room, I call topsies!” James ran up the stairs and into the room that overlooked the swimming pool.” Luka followed him. “Since it has four rooms, I will sleep with James, Miku you sleep with Kirby, and Rin and Len and sleep in the same room because they are twins, the fourth room we will turn into an entertainment value, ok?” Everybody agreed, and we all picked out rooms. Miku had a secret fear of heights, so we picked out the room next to the pool on the bottom level. Rin and Len wanted to go up, so they went upstairs with James and Luka, leaving the room left of Miku and I to be the game room. We all took turns on the transporter to make each room feel like home. Rin and Len transported things from their home, and their room looked just like what you would expect from children, except Rin's side was more girly, and Len's side as more boyish.

I turned to Miku and rubbed the top of her head. “It is nice here, right Miku?” Miku's eyes were already on the large swimming pool outside. “When can we play in that, Kirby-Chan?” I let out a laugh. “Is tomorrow alright? I am exhausted!” I walked over to the queen size bed and laid down. Miku jumped in after me. “This is nice, a new home and a new room, right Kirby-Chan?” Miku and I kissed each other tenderly and went to bed, unaware of the dangers that tomorrow had in store for us.

“Those damn brats will pay.” Simon walked back and forth in his office. The bruises that he suffered from the dynamic duo has forced him to rethink his plans. “Jenny will you come in here!” Jenny reluctantly walked into Simon's office. She heard about his misadventure, and she secretly had a good laugh about it. “Jenny is the locator chip that I placed on Megurine Luka operational?” Jenny looked Simon in the eye. His evil red eyes gleamed back at her. “Yes Simon, but it appears that she got wise to your schemes and discarded the chip a little earlier than planned.” Simon looked displeased. “Well I am about to give them an offer that they can not refuse. I Propose a battle of the bands to end this foolish endeavor. If they win I will leave. If I win I get their voice synthesizers. Let it be known.” Jenny typed up the notice. “It will be done.”

Our peace was short-lived. RIIIING RIIIIING The phone wouldn't stop ringing. “Hello?” There was only the sound of breathing coming from the other line. Then I hear a familiar woman's voice: “Lord Simon has requested you, Luka, Miku, and the twins for a battle of the bands to end this dispute. Meet us where it all began at dawn. If you win you will not see of us anymore. If we win your vocal synthesizers are ours. We await your answer.” BEEP BEEP I felt my heart stop. “Kirby-Chan whats the matter?” I looked at her. “We have been... requested by Simon to appear at the arena that I first met you at.”

I woke everyone up. “Mmmmmmm Kirbyman why so serious, it is only like 4 in the mornin.” James rolled over. Luka, on the other hand, was wide awake at the news. “Simon requested us? She looked alarmed. “Yes. Get dressed, both of you. It is time to end this.

I walked next door to the twins' room and knocked. Len yelled: “Its too early come back later.” I knocked louder. “Knock again and I will hit you with my hammer!” Rin responded, in a cranky voice. “will you two get up, Simon's lackey just called, he wants us to meet him!” The twins jumped awake and ready for business.

I walked downstairs to meet Miku. “Are you ready Miku?” She reached over and kissed me on the lips. “I was born ready.” We both got dressed in our best clothes. Miku, Luka, and the twins wore their Vocaloid outfits, James and I wore our school uniforms. “Lets kick some ass.”

We arrived at the arena right on time. The snake Simon was just outside of the arena waiting for us. “I honestly did not think you would show. Bravo. Now the rules are simple, you can sing as a group or break off into pairs, I don't care, the winner can command the loser to do anything. Fun, right? But you only get two chances.” We all discussed it and decided to break into pairs: Miku and Luka with the twins as back up, James and I if they fail. “Ok we will play your little game, lie and we kick your ass.” James sure is cocky even though he isn't much of a singer. “Then lets go inside, shall we?” Simon led the way. We walked down the same hallway that James and I followed at the concert. Simon led us into the arena, and onto the stage. I looked over to the audience, it was starting to get packed in here.

(Lyrics Magnet)


Miku took the Microphone from Simon's hands. Luka picked up the other microphone from the stand. After a quick sound check, we were ready to roll. Miku used her transporter to call a karaoke machine to the stage, then she set it to track seven, titled: Magnet.


“Ready Miku?”

“Ready!”

3!

2!

1!

kahosoi hi ga　kokoro no haji ni tomoru
itsu no manika moe hirogaru netsujou
watashi no chou　fukisoku ni tobi mawari
anata no te ni rinpun wo tsuketa
[Luka/Miku]karami au yubi hodoite　kuchibiru kara shita he to
[Luka/Miku]yurusarenai koto naraba　naosara moe agaru no

[Miku/Luka]dakiyosete hoshii　tashikamete hoshii
[Miku/Luka]machigai nado nain da to　omowasete
[Miku/Luka]KISU wo shite　nurikaete hoshii
[Miku/Luka]miwaku no toki ni yoishire oborete itai no

sokubaku shite　motto hitsuyou toshite
itoshii nara shuuchaku wo misetsukete
[okashii] no ga　tamaranaku suki ni naru
ikeru TOKO made ikeba ii yo

[Miku/Luka]mayoi konda kokoro nara　kantan ni tokete yuku
[Miku/Luka]yasashisa nante kanjiru hima nado　nai kurai ni

[Luka/Miku]kurikaeshita no ha　ano yume ja nakute
[Luka/Miku]magire mo nai genjitsu no watashi tachi
[Luka/Miku]furete kara　modorenai to shiru
[Luka/Miku]sore de ii no...　dare yori mo taisetsu na anata

yoake ga kuru to fuan de　naite shimau watashi ni
[daijoubu] to sasayaita anata mo　naite ita no?

[Miku/Luka]dakiyosete hoshii　tashikamete hoshii
[Miku/Luka]machigai nado nain da to　omowasete
[Miku/Luka]KISU wo shite　nurikaete hoshii
[Miku/Luka]miwaku no toki ni　yoishire oboretai

[Luka/Miku]hikiyosete　MAGNET no you ni
[Luka/Miku]tatoe itsuka hanarete mo meguri au
[Luka/Miku]fureteite　modorenakute ii
[Luka/Miku]sore de ii no　dare yori mo taisetsu na anata”

The audience cheered until Simon held his hand up.

(lyrics KORN- Chaos Lives In Everything)

Simon clapped. “Well done. Too bad you already lost!” He took the mike and began to twist his voice in a way I never thought possible.

“Coming onto you
The hell you got me through
What would I have to do to kiss that frown
I know whats wrong with you
That fucked up part of you
Is gonna bury me under ground

Now I'm awake
Been stuck in a place I really hate
And it's not fate
Everything's just fine

So why must it be
Chaos Lives in Everything
Trapped inside a dream
It all comes back to me

Get away from you
Is what I gotta do
I want my soul back, I'll stand my ground
So walk away from me
You know this has to be
Another way for me to kiss that frown

And it's not fate
Everything's just fine

So why must it be
Chaos Lives in Everything
Trapped inside a dream
It all comes back to me
Now I'm guilty, not ashamed
Got this thing attached to me, throw it all away

It just comes back to me

Gonna take you
Gonna break you
Gonna rape you, fuck you bitch, frown
Sometimes I worry
Sometimes I'm sorry
Sometimes I just want to beat you down
Gonna take you
Gonna break you
Gonna rape you, fuck you bitch, frown
Sometimes I worry
Sometimes I'm sorry
Sometimes I just want to kiss that frown

I'm insane but now you gotta give it up to me
Life is wearing thin
My only pleasure is watching you give in
I tried
To pretend
All it got me was nothing in the end
I tried
To win
All it got me was nothing in the end

So why must it be
Chaos Lives in Everything
Trapped inside a dream
It all comes back to me
Now I'm guilty, not ashamed
Got this thing attached to me, throw it all away
It just comes back to me
It just comes back to me
It just comes back to me”

The audience looked like zombies. Every single word Simon sang made them move with him more. Simon won this one. “Yo dawg thats cheating, at least the girls made theirs up, you copy-write infringer!!!” James was pissed. “I never said the song had to be made up!” Simon barked an evil laugh. “Now your Voices are mine!” Simon walked over to the girls and pressed his hands upon their necks. A blue ball of light flew out of Miku's mouth and landed in his hands. A Pink ball of light flew from Luka also. Simon won. He was complete. That is where an idea hit me. An idea so dumb, it is just bound to work. “James, follow my lead.”

“I AM COMPLETE!!!!!” Simon started to rejoice over his victory.

“FUUUUUUUUUCCCCK!” James and I yelled in unison.

“Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
This world will be mine and you're first in line
I got their voices and now you shall all DIE!”

Then I spoke up:

“Wait! Wait! Wait!
You motherfucker!
We challenge you to a rock off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off”

Simon wasn't pleased.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck
The Vocaloid code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge
What are your terms? What is the catch?”

Kirby: “If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have give back their voices”

Simon: “And what if I win??”

Kirby “Then you can take James back to Vocaloid World...”

James: “WHAT???”

Kirby: “Trust me James its the only way.”

James: “What the fuck are you talking about?

Kirby: “...to be your little bitch.”

Simon: “Fine! Let the rock off begin!
Ha ha HA!
I'm the devil, I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty
I'm the devil, I can do what I want,
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I can't wait to take James back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot Vocaloid gel
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel”

Kirby: “Nooooooo! C'mon James, let's fight his music, with our music”

James: “There's just no way that we can win, That was a masterpiece.”

Kirby: “Listen to me”

James: “He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man”

Kirby: “Goddamn-it James,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise”

James: “No...”

Kirby: “Unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.”

James: “Dude, we've been through so much shit”

Kirby: “Hatsune Miku sucked my dick!”

[BOTH] “Now it's time to blow this fucker down!”

Kirby: “C'mon James, now it's time to blow doors down"

James: “I hear you Kirby, now it's time to blow doors down”

Kirby: “Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown”

James: “We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town”

[BOTH]: “Now we've got to blow this fucker down”

James: “He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down”

Kirby: “C'mon James 'cause it's time to blow doors down”

James: “Oh, we'll piledrive you, it's time for the smackdown”

Kirby: “Hey anti-christ, Simon-boss,
We know your weakness our rocken-sauce
We rock the cashbar, and blow your mind
We will defeat you for all mankind
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the V"

[BOTH]
"We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
We are the V
WE ARE THE V!!!"

“You guys are fuckin' lame.
Come on James, you're coming with me.
Taste my lightning, fucker!”

“NO!”

Simon pulled out a tazer and pointed it at James.
Without thinking, I grabbed it out of his hand and aimed it back at him.

“Ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' Synthesizers!
Oh no!”

“From whence you came you shall remain,
and you will not hurt Miku again”

“No! Fuck you James and fuck you Kirby!
I'll get you, WAIT AND SEE!”

I shocked Simon with the tazer until he remained still. Then James and I nodded to one another and walked away from his lifeless body. “Hey Kirby, I swear I heard that song somewhere before!” James and I laughed. I walked over to Miku and Luka and returned the balls of light to them. “Kirby-Chan that was amazing!” I blushed, “Awww it was nothing, I loved your song more.” Miku squeezed me even harder. “When we get home I want you to take a bath with me, then we will talk about your reward.”