The winds atop the grey office building were strong, Strong enough so that they were almost blowing the girl that stood on the edge clean off. Two stocky, well built men clad completely in black stood there, about a metre as if waiting for the girl to jump.
"We've finally found you!," said the one to the left
"We never would have thought you would have run here of all places," Said the other "but this game of tag is over, give yourself up"
The look on the girl's face could have been equated to the kind of face you make when biting into a Lemon.
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"sigh... Yoshii-Chan always looks so cute whenever I see her, her sweet expression, her silky flowing viking locks, her gentle manner... she's the best."
These words came from the mouth of our protagonist, Anton, otherwise and formally known as Ryssen, who was hiding behind the corner of a wall in an almost stalker-esque fashion with a look of ecstasy on his face.
"Yo Anton, Stalking is a bad habit you know, I wouldn't get into it this early in life at least," said Anton's best friend BagMan as he came down the hallway, spotting his friend in this odd position.
"Who are you calling a stalker you little shit" said Anton, instantly reacting
"Wait, you're not?" Retorted BagMan "So you weren't looking at your beloved Yoshii-chan then?"
At this Anton turned bright pink
"I knew it" said BagMan, a smug grin on his face
"Shut it" said Anton "I'm waiting for a good opportunity"
"To confess?"
Again Anton went bright pink,at this BagMan smiled again knowing he had hit the nail on the head.
"I finally decided to" said anton, still as red a tomato
"good luck I guess" said BagMan with that same grin
"That's right, I'm finally in the same class as her" thought Anton "but I can't be satisfied until I make her mine, I will tell her" Anton continued to daydream all day with a vacant expression in his eyes.
And so after-school came and Anton was standing quite awkwardly just before the main gate
"Move you fucking asshole"
"out of my way"
"what the cunt are you doing standing there like a fairy?" were just some of the insults hurled at him as he stood waiting for his one true love, Yoshii.
After a few minutes she finally appeared in all her school girl splendor complete with Extremely feminine features and beautiful flowing hair. As she got progressively nearer Anton got progressively more nervous, like the beta male he is.
"Be cool Ryssen" he thought "A simulation, that's right let's do a simulation" and so he did "Y-y-Yoshii-Chan I-i l-l-l-l-l-l-l-LOVE YOU"
It's a pity that while he was running this simulation in his head Yoshii had already gone home with a very polite bow and said "Goodbye Ryssen-Kun, you shouldn't stand in peoples way though"
So lamenting his own failure he trudges his way home, tears rolling down his cheeks. When he gets there his sister nonchalantly greeted him and he replied almost inaudibly. His sister was short, had brown hair and homicidal tendencies but was otherwise completely normal if not the best sister you could ask for even though her name was Freak. After a short conversation in which BagMan ruthlessly made fun of him he went to stew in his own despair. He decided to take a bath.
As he endlessly picked at his own faults and then imagined some erotic situations with Yoshii, he suddenly noticed a bubble from underneath the water. Then two. Then three. And soon the bath was full of bubbles similar to a sauna and then everything went white and he could hear the sounds of water being splashed out of the bath in large quantities. He was sure the bath had exploded, he even screamed as much as it happened but as he opened his eyes what he saw was something wholly different. A girl with long pink hair rolling down past her very well developed chest down to her ample butt. She stretched out and with a look of satisfaction said "Escape successful"
It was at this point that Anton's brain went into complete meltdown
