[Contest Entry 2011] The Annual Day of Christmas

No, I could not come up with a better title.

I'm not good but I did it, fuck yeah, I deserve a medal or some shit.

It's the day of the Christmas, yet again.
And on this day, this poem I present to you.

Whatever have you wished for this day?
If it's black or white it won't be a delay.

If it's Fakku you want to visit, then it's red and white.
Fakku, where your perverted friends are and all other things that you might need.

Except food and drinks because that's just not right.
So there we see you, sitting on a computer and browsing IB.

Yet again you have nothing important to say, so you just browse all day.
As the lurker you are, you merely say any words.

But sometimes you do and when you do you get quite the review.
Therefore every Christmas you type something nice to everybody on this wonderful site.

And in response you get the love of Christmas.

Why did I just read that as rap lyrics?

Accepted.

I tryed to make it as close to a poem as I could but I'm pretty tired right now so this is not top notch for me. :v

Regardless, I accept your QRWEing submission. It sounds good as a rap.

Too tired to understand what you mean by "QWREing submission"
But anyway, I hope some people enjoy it atleast!

Nothing, a LeBlanc skill combo. Get some rest soon.

Don't find this insulting or anything but have you played LeBlanc?
Last time I checked its WEQR.

There are several combos to choose from, I was just referencing her most damaging one. Though WEQR is apparently also used.

But, I should digress and stop turning this into a LoL thread. Just offering a little camaraderie support.

Haha yeah, sorry about that. I was tired and got stuck at the fact that W (Gap close) E (immobilize) Q (most of the damage) and R (amplified Q) was the best strategy for damage but I guess there are more than that one. I just thought it was the best for damage and most of the time it's the one that people use.

It was okay. You started in one style, and then kind of drifted to another style near the middle of the poem. There were some minor punctuation errors, but not a lot (as there wasn't a lot to read).

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I started rapping^^
cool!

Hey, it's a LoL thread!

I mean nice rap. You've got a really sparkly signature too.

Unlike everyone else, I could not read this as a rap from some reason =[. I'm not an expert with poems so I can't say much. I will say that it tells a story, and establishes a central theme associated with Christmas and the holiday season with a very small amount of words!