So there I was, passed out in bed.
When all of a sudden, a noise over head.
"What is that?", I asked in pause.
Who could it be but Santa Claus?
I raced down to take a quick peek.
Why, it was Momoka, with a bag and a leek.
I tried to sneak in quietly from behind.
Rape was the last thing on my mind.
"Phenom, you naughty boy~!", she cried.
"My rules, you shall now abide."
"Please, Momoka, forgive me." I pleaded.
But truth be told, I was getting heated.
"We will see just how good you've been."
In her bag, she reached within.
Out of her bag, she comes to find,
A note to Santa Phenom signed.
"Dear Santa", she began to read.
"Momoka, I'd like for Christmas, indeed."
As I stood there in shock and awe,
Momoka, she began to baww.
"What's wrong, Momoka?", I said with worry
"I have never read words of such beauty."
As she sat there, deeply in love,
A mistletoe dangled from above.
"It's now or never.", I thought.
"Make my wish come true, I ought."
As I sat there beside her,
everything became but a blur.
I started to lean in to kiss,
but something was surely amiss.
Bells ringing, I could hear.
Then all was, sadly, made clear.
I wake up surely to find,
that I had been dreaming this whole time.
My eyes well up, tears were sure to fall.
That's when my dad started to call.
I came downstairs, wiping away the shame,
"A note for you.", he did exclaim.
As I took the note from his hand,
A signature, ever so grand.
"From: Momoka", the envelope had said.
"Dear Phenom", her voice echoed in my head.
"Please do not be sad."
"You will get your wish.", she did add.
A knock was at the door,
surely carolers come to bore.
But, to my sheer amazement,
it was Momoka! With a present.
Santa, I want thank you dearly.
For without you, children would be ever so unruly.
But most importantly of all,
Thank you for hearing my call.
For this story, I have now shown.
I'll never spend another Christmas alone.