This is an idea I've been toying around with in my head and decided to go about with posting it.
The setting is a Tavern, in an undisclosed time and place, how did you get here? Maybe it was the black hole int he back of the dryer, or you just woke up in one of the up stairs rooms, it really doesn't matter it is unimportant. You notice a few people mingling about, some don't even look human, but they all seem to be calm and relaxed. There is a sign hanging behind the bar, the gold leaf chipping away at places, but it's still readable.
Joe's Bar
Do not set fire to anything
Do not attack anyone
If you want to fight take it to the courtyard
Ask the Bar tender, for any thing you want
he'll provide almost anything