(Mid-2017 Event) I've Got Life, Another Song Parody

Some may be familiar with this accomplished artist from the Indian subcontinent who had graced us with what would be his magnum opus, a brilliant story written in song, sublime and beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals. It has quite recently, at the time of this posting, attained 10 million views, doubtlessly a significant portion of the population of the land of his birth.

To commemorate this very auspicious occasion as a committed hell-wisher (or so he would describe me), I decided to actually try to decipher what exactly he was singing about. That involved trying to ignore the subtitles in the song he sung and trying to transcribe the singing by ear. This was the result and I am personally convinced that this is a much more accurate and readable portrayal of what that artist was trying to convey.

I’ve Got Life

Female: (Hey, hey, hey! Are you ready to sing?)
Male: (How can I sing? I’ve went to court and I’ve got life!)

I’ve got life; what the hell did I do?
I’ve got life; I screwed girls I oughtn’t screw
I’ve got life! All because she sue~~ed.
I’ve got life; but it was consensual
I’ve got life; but the shagging was quite sensual
I’ve got life; all because it was sex~~ual

Female: (Hey, hey, hey! What big r*pey moustache you have!)

People think that I am very, very creepy
Truth is that I think I am very sexy
A friend said I am a jailbird in waiting
I say that my c*** is set to exploding!
-ing~, -ing~, -ing~, -ing~, -ing~

I gave a girl some sex education
I was told that this is bad fornication
I told that girl that I wanna give good time
She said that I need to give her more than one dime!
I took the girl over to my place
And then I did something to her face!

Female: (Hello? Hello? Police? Is this the police?)

I started to search inside her
She says she’s an underage girl~~~~~

I tell her, I am a very bad boy.
I am the best bad boy.
This means, I am a very good bad boy!
I am also underage good bad boy!

I am big, bright scholar!
I am night soil collector!
I am big risk taker!
I am a girl lover!
I am pizza eater!
I am hotdog buyer!
I am domino player!
I am cheese melter!
I am chicken keeper!

Lalalalala! I am wanted fella!

(Girl: Hey, hey, hey police! Crazy escaped convict singing in studio!)

oh lol, the parody ended up being a lot shorter than the song.

well it wasn't that comprehensible in the first place.

all that I derived from the parody was it tells a lolicon who actually went to jail (or on the run) from fucking 3dpd lolis

India should be submitted through some form of quality check before they can access any technological devices, much less publish and promote!!!!!

Not my kind of music, but I'll trust your interpretation to be the number 1 leonard original when it comes to deciphering this kind of material for yourself. A fine attempt.