Not so Science Fiction Weather Report
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In a shady room, several prominent figures play a game of Rummy while the news broadcasts live from multiple media devices in the corner. A lazy ceiling fan cuts through the purple smoke rising from the table. Cards change places on the green velvet surface between random news scans.
Current heat wave keeping fappers indoors today. Local exhibitionist clubs resort to crashing pool parties-
Power outages affect 'milking' farms in 23 states. Farmers desperate to cool off their herds before-
14 die to heartbreak today. Imminent sexing did not revive them. Autopsy reports claim some died from allergic reactions to publications of NTR. More at 5pm-
Increase your cock-size ads have spammed social network sites with strange allusions to avian critters. Citizens puzzled over the non-humanoid forms filling the ad-banners. Historians, Literates and old-crew claim that the pictures shown are in fact 'Roosters'. Why these 'roosters' or 'hens' are wearing ties in these ads is a mystery. Local conspiracy theorist at the arcades claim its propaganda of the 'fakkuians' and that we should expect an invasion-
A bitch was dick-slapped today after selling her older sister into slavery. Bitch is currently in court and is pleading medical defense. Prosecution demands bail be set to 500 man (or futa) gangbang with recording to be posted on the interwebs.-
Despite the heat the local pedo-run tournaments are still taking place, thankfully in doors. The maze survival courses have just been finished and are being tested out by our veteran loli's with chainswords. The international Bears-Against-Loli's-Being-Armed (BALBA) activist group plans to protest from the bleachers today. A viewer claims they're just doing it for the free seats. We have an opinion conference with several conspiracy theorist at the Arcades coming in-
-expresses that Yuri is to be encouraged amongst practitioners. The Church of Konata has not yet explained what this means for its male members. We go now to talk with one of their major theologians to shed light on these concerns-
Domination and Bondage festival is in full swing today at the county fair. Children are invited to see if they might be interested in partaking the lifestyle in the future. Dominatrix's have continued to gain a strong earning rate comparable to Loli's which has sent Economist abuzz with speculation on the occupation's future prospects. Children are also to be educated with reading material and videos explaining safety words and other safe practices so that they'll be properly armed in the case of surprise moments later in life-
Condom stock has fallen by 1.02% today. In comparison, Tenga stock has increased by 2.12% returning to levels similar to last year-
-creating a wide array of products. New research in masturbation waste may pave the way for-
Vanilla fans were found at the international table flipping hall of fame. Our onsite reporter explained that they were gathered together in protest of a particular doujin. In response they were going to attempt to flip the entire Earth on its axis. Jim has more on the situation, Jim-
Another MILF club was broken by a mysterious vigilante group claiming affiliation to Vanilla Man. In their press report the terrorist claim that it was a 'cultist gathering of NTR which must be stamped out. VanillaForMe VanillaForever." Several citizens and activation groups complain that even if it was NTR it is still legal according to the constitution and that their rights are being oppressed. We have yet to hear from one of our reporters who has gone to ask what the local Press-n-Fet-nishClub thinks of these issues. Bob.-
Concerns about the ecological impact of masturbation have been covering the blogosphere as global warming continues to bring nature's heat to our doorsteps. To learn how you can reduce your stress on mother nature go to-
"Shit. The world's burning up. Soon enough the sun is just going to lick the clit that's the Earth and makes us come to heaven."
"I don't think it's that bad Momo. Kind of like a little misery you know? Oh, I think I'll take this card."
"Damit NTR-man. I bet you still have the 2 I need to complete this hand. I'll take that troll face for a yes. And don't call me Momo."
"Heh U Mad? Don't worry Momoka. I'll make this game painless and then I can bring some friends over-"
"You will keep your filthy friends off Momoka thank you."
"Vanilla Man! Always trying to block me with your sunshine and rainbows!"
"It's Sir, to you NTR-man. And I'll have you know that sunshine and rainbows are only part of my arsenal."
"Pheh. Always the 'gent'. It's not like Momoka's yours even."
"No I'm not. But you can wipe that smile off your face NTR-man cause I got all the man I ever need."
Momoka wraps herself around the other card player at the table. His stoic equine features stared down the other two while she wrapped her fingers through his mane.
"And after this card game I'll have my sweet sweet time with his powerful... mm.." Her fingers slide down his doublet, over his masculine abs and into his now loosened pants. Jacob gave Momoka a quick peck on cheek causing the room's temperature to spike 24 degrees.
"Ah. Nothing like pure love." whispered Vanilla Man.
"Bleh. Could use some more bukkake." muttered NTR-man.
Both received a telepathic message from Jacob's deep eyes which roughly translated into English said, "Do not fear. When I'm through, this room will be filled."
NTR-man flinched as Momoka completed Jacob's hand for him, causing the card game to end.
"You complete me."
As they started to kiss, Vanilla Man blasted out of the room saying that he had work to get done. A trail of mysterious fluid as always was left behind. NTR-man decided that he didn't want to be covered before going back home. Especially since it was so hot today. With the temperature rising in the room and media devices fizzing out, he muttered the excuse with his exit. NTR-man's feet made sticky noises as he climbed up the stairs out of the basement where he began to sprint yelling at Vanilla Man in disgust about his baby seal-skin boots being stained.
Scientist have recently completed reproduction tests for anthromorphic pets. Owners can now take their love to new heights by affecting the genes of their pet's offspring through natural means-
Another screen flickers dead.
"It's getting hot out there Jacob. Shall we stay indoors?"
Momoka starts taking off her shirt. Jacob holds her steady in his lap.
Drink at least 3 glasses a day of fresh milk to-bzzz bzz-
"Aang~ Yes.. Mm.m.."
The name of the mysterious nation of Fakku is still at civil war concerning what they would prefer to be called-
"Aaah! Aaah! Right there!"
Thousands rush out to designated cooling zones now that power outages have-
"Oh! Mmm..MMM! Hah. Hah. Yes. M. I think. We'll stay in... After all... Ahng!"
Temperatures are expected to r-ri-rise to record-
The power goes out completely.
"Mm..~! Pools Closed~."
Current heat wave keeping fappers indoors today. Local exhibitionist clubs resort to crashing pool parties-
Power outages affect 'milking' farms in 23 states. Farmers desperate to cool off their herds before-
14 die to heartbreak today. Imminent sexing did not revive them. Autopsy reports claim some died from allergic reactions to publications of NTR. More at 5pm-
Increase your cock-size ads have spammed social network sites with strange allusions to avian critters. Citizens puzzled over the non-humanoid forms filling the ad-banners. Historians, Literates and old-crew claim that the pictures shown are in fact 'Roosters'. Why these 'roosters' or 'hens' are wearing ties in these ads is a mystery. Local conspiracy theorist at the arcades claim its propaganda of the 'fakkuians' and that we should expect an invasion-
A bitch was dick-slapped today after selling her older sister into slavery. Bitch is currently in court and is pleading medical defense. Prosecution demands bail be set to 500 man (or futa) gangbang with recording to be posted on the interwebs.-
Despite the heat the local pedo-run tournaments are still taking place, thankfully in doors. The maze survival courses have just been finished and are being tested out by our veteran loli's with chainswords. The international Bears-Against-Loli's-Being-Armed (BALBA) activist group plans to protest from the bleachers today. A viewer claims they're just doing it for the free seats. We have an opinion conference with several conspiracy theorist at the Arcades coming in-
-expresses that Yuri is to be encouraged amongst practitioners. The Church of Konata has not yet explained what this means for its male members. We go now to talk with one of their major theologians to shed light on these concerns-
Domination and Bondage festival is in full swing today at the county fair. Children are invited to see if they might be interested in partaking the lifestyle in the future. Dominatrix's have continued to gain a strong earning rate comparable to Loli's which has sent Economist abuzz with speculation on the occupation's future prospects. Children are also to be educated with reading material and videos explaining safety words and other safe practices so that they'll be properly armed in the case of surprise moments later in life-
Condom stock has fallen by 1.02% today. In comparison, Tenga stock has increased by 2.12% returning to levels similar to last year-
-creating a wide array of products. New research in masturbation waste may pave the way for-
Vanilla fans were found at the international table flipping hall of fame. Our onsite reporter explained that they were gathered together in protest of a particular doujin. In response they were going to attempt to flip the entire Earth on its axis. Jim has more on the situation, Jim-
Another MILF club was broken by a mysterious vigilante group claiming affiliation to Vanilla Man. In their press report the terrorist claim that it was a 'cultist gathering of NTR which must be stamped out. VanillaForMe VanillaForever." Several citizens and activation groups complain that even if it was NTR it is still legal according to the constitution and that their rights are being oppressed. We have yet to hear from one of our reporters who has gone to ask what the local Press-n-Fet-nishClub thinks of these issues. Bob.-
Concerns about the ecological impact of masturbation have been covering the blogosphere as global warming continues to bring nature's heat to our doorsteps. To learn how you can reduce your stress on mother nature go to-
"Shit. The world's burning up. Soon enough the sun is just going to lick the clit that's the Earth and makes us come to heaven."
"I don't think it's that bad Momo. Kind of like a little misery you know? Oh, I think I'll take this card."
"Damit NTR-man. I bet you still have the 2 I need to complete this hand. I'll take that troll face for a yes. And don't call me Momo."
"Heh U Mad? Don't worry Momoka. I'll make this game painless and then I can bring some friends over-"
"You will keep your filthy friends off Momoka thank you."
"Vanilla Man! Always trying to block me with your sunshine and rainbows!"
"It's Sir, to you NTR-man. And I'll have you know that sunshine and rainbows are only part of my arsenal."
"Pheh. Always the 'gent'. It's not like Momoka's yours even."
"No I'm not. But you can wipe that smile off your face NTR-man cause I got all the man I ever need."
Momoka wraps herself around the other card player at the table. His stoic equine features stared down the other two while she wrapped her fingers through his mane.
"And after this card game I'll have my sweet sweet time with his powerful... mm.." Her fingers slide down his doublet, over his masculine abs and into his now loosened pants. Jacob gave Momoka a quick peck on cheek causing the room's temperature to spike 24 degrees.
"Ah. Nothing like pure love." whispered Vanilla Man.
"Bleh. Could use some more bukkake." muttered NTR-man.
Both received a telepathic message from Jacob's deep eyes which roughly translated into English said, "Do not fear. When I'm through, this room will be filled."
NTR-man flinched as Momoka completed Jacob's hand for him, causing the card game to end.
"You complete me."
As they started to kiss, Vanilla Man blasted out of the room saying that he had work to get done. A trail of mysterious fluid as always was left behind. NTR-man decided that he didn't want to be covered before going back home. Especially since it was so hot today. With the temperature rising in the room and media devices fizzing out, he muttered the excuse with his exit. NTR-man's feet made sticky noises as he climbed up the stairs out of the basement where he began to sprint yelling at Vanilla Man in disgust about his baby seal-skin boots being stained.
Scientist have recently completed reproduction tests for anthromorphic pets. Owners can now take their love to new heights by affecting the genes of their pet's offspring through natural means-
Another screen flickers dead.
"It's getting hot out there Jacob. Shall we stay indoors?"
Momoka starts taking off her shirt. Jacob holds her steady in his lap.
Drink at least 3 glasses a day of fresh milk to-bzzz bzz-
"Aang~ Yes.. Mm.m.."
The name of the mysterious nation of Fakku is still at civil war concerning what they would prefer to be called-
"Aaah! Aaah! Right there!"
Thousands rush out to designated cooling zones now that power outages have-
"Oh! Mmm..MMM! Hah. Hah. Yes. M. I think. We'll stay in... After all... Ahng!"
Temperatures are expected to r-ri-rise to record-
The power goes out completely.
"Mm..~! Pools Closed~."
