Terrible fanfiction thread

This is a thread for terrible fanfiction found throughout the internet. I'll start with some of my favorites: a series of Touhou fanfics written by Talos Angel on Fanfiction.net. Most notably, she was drunk off her ass when she wrote them.
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness
Reimu in HaloweeenLand
Reimu in Spase

Ugh, those mobile hyperlinks. Had to adjust the URL so they'd link properly.

I'm sure you'd reach some sort of character limit before being able to list all the terrible fanfiction out there, but nothing comes from pointing out the bad asides from a good laugh. I skimmed them for less than 2 minutes because I knew exactly where it was going. Honestly, after seeing what a lot of fanfiction.net has to offer, I just don't care that much. There are much worse than what you linked, but there are also a lot that are much better and deserve publication. Try making a thread about them and you'll probably enjoy the time spent a lot more experiencing good fanfiction.

I don't have link, but I once read an atrocious Mass Effect fanfiction. It was about two people (the author and her brother) who get transported to the Mass Effect universe. Shepard, the main character from the games, then enlists their help in defending the galaxy because . . . reasons!

@Xenon: Well, I was thinking more along the lines of So Bad It's Good anyway.

Remove the world "terrible" from the topic and add me up in the list.

https://www.fakku.net/forums/writing-and-fanfiction/elliot-rodgers-fanfiction#4207260

keep dis schitt coming. I need these lulzy hilarious reading materials :D

on a side note, I'm a fan of works by the 6ft dick. a bit of my writings were somehow inspired by him. it's a pity that instead of churning more works, some of his stories are not accessible as for now. oh well, his legacy will live on :3

I tried reading some of his fanfics once. I got squicked out and fled. Then again, I was eleven at the time. Maybe I should go back and try again.

I shall write a quick one for you.

The 24th Doctor happened to be a homosexual and when Moriarty unknowingly summoned Darleks in Season 9 of Sherlock, the Doctor went to London. During the episode it is implied the Doctor likes Watson and before he leaves with his duties done he kisses John, and John was confused as to why, but strangely liked it because we all know he has a little bit of gayness in him, even if he is a straight man. And Moriarty got away till the next episode.

The End!

I can do it too! Now I just need to add as much detail as hentai girls spurt out while being fucked and I'm golden.

If you want absurd fanfiction, just look at Sonic. You can type in your name on any search engine with the tile "the Hedgehog" after it and about a billion fanarts with links to a wiki on the character's biography will pop up. It's sickening.