The collective works of myself
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I figured as being a long time lurker to the Fakku community i might as well give something back. I've decide to collect my previous writing works from other forum sites then add new material.
This First set of work comes from Mirror Moon Forums in the Fate/Stay Night section under the topic "What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)". This work was done under the alias of Headron.
Link to Original Topic
Saber & ?????
Son: MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what i learned about today?
Saber: What dear?
Son: I learned about King Arthur.
Saber: So what did your sensei tell you?
Son: WELL, mom you are King Arthur right?
Saber: Of course i wouldn't lie to my only son.
Son: Well sensei said that King arthur died a long time ago that that Arthur was a guy.
Saber: ...And?
Son: Does that mean your really old and that you have manly parts?
Saber: ...
Saber: .....
Saber: .......
Shirou & Archer
Son: Daddies can you show me your super powers?
Shirou: Sure.
Archer: Lets show him out strongest power the dual reality marble.
Shirou&Archer:
We Are the bones of our swords.
Steel is our bodies, and fire is our blood.
We have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of losses.
Nor aware of gains.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Waiting for two's arrival.
We have no regrets, this is the only path.
Our whole lives were "Dual Unlimited Blade Works."
Son: WOW COOL. hey whats this golden sword.
Archer: Thats Auntie Saber's Sword Excalibur
Son: *swings the sword* Cool EXCALIBUR! *Blinding Light*
Son: ....
Son: Where did my daddies go?
Shirou & Archer
*Their son is in his late teens*
Son: Dad, how do you and my other dad fall in love?
Shirou: Well son, i'm a narcissist and since your other dad is my older self i loved him even before i met him.
Archer: When we found out who each other were our love for ourselves just switched to the other and the rest is fate
*Archer and shirou turn to each other and share a kiss*
*with their son having seen this many time he is no longer disturbed by it*
Son: ok then you guys must have adopted me right?
Archer: Nope, we're both you biological fathers.
Son: O..k then who is my mother?
Shirou: well you see son about 14 years ago when i thought your other father had died protecting me all of the feelings temporarily transfed to his old master.
Son: And who was that?
Archer: Auntie Rin.
Shirou: later she conforted me and she had sympathy sex with me and 9 months later you were born.
Archer: Didn't you ever notice that auntie rin was really happy when she was spending time with you?
Son: I noticed but i didn't know why.
*Door opening*
Rin: Hey Guys i'm here for dinner.
Son: HI MOM!!!!
Shirou&Archer: *Wince*
Rin: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO TO NEVER TELL HIM THAT!!!!!!
Shirou&Archer: Were sorry we were never worthy of your love.
Son: mom?
Rin: son pls go to your room me and your daddies need to have a nice long adult talk.
Son: But mom.
Rin: NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED
Son: YES mom.
*Running then door slam*
Rin: Hehehehehe time for punishment.
Shirou, Saber, Rin, Archer, Ilya, Lancer, Gilgamesh, Caster, Rider, & Sakura
JAN 1st
Shirou: Damn i have one hell of a headache.. What happaned last night?
Sakura: *Yawn* Shirou?
Shirou: Morning sakura... Sakura? Why are you not wearing any clothes?
Saber: Don't tell you forgot what you did to us last night?
Shirou: Eh saber... What do you mean what i did last night?
Ilya: Onii-san you were so rough i thought berzerker had returned to life.
Lancer: uhh god i never knew you could be so forceful shirou... and i thought kotomine was bad.
Archer: God if i wasn't you shirou i'd swear you were a demon.
Shirou: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!
Saber: you havn't looked at your self this morning have you?
Shirou: no why? *looks down* WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!
Ilya: Onii-san your underwear are on the door nob.
*Meanwhile outside*
Rin: God i have got to do this every year from now on!
Caster: it was fun seeing their reactions.
Rin: Rider i have to thank you for giving everyone except for shirou the same dream .
Rider: ...
*Meanwhile on the roof*
Gilgamesh: MONGRELS just a bunch of MONGRELS.
For those of you wondering why Archer and lancer were there i shall explain with a little back story.
Dec 30th
*Shirou, Rin, Saber, rider & Sakura are eating dinner*
Rin: We need to have a new years party tomarrow.
Sakura: Thats a great idea Nee-san but who should we invite?
Rin: Lets invite most of our friends from the Holy Grail War.
Shirou: But how most of the servents have left.
Sakura: Remeber senpai i'm an incomplete holy grail i should be able to return a couple of servants.
Rin: ok make sure to bring back caster, archer, and lancer.
Shirou: why lancer and archer?
Rin: well you can't be the only guy there. All the ladies would be bored if it was just you.
Sakura: ok i'll see if i can bring them back later on tonite.
Saber: What about Ilya and Taiga?
Shirou: Ilya sure but never Taiga... she becomes more of a wild animal when she parties.
Sakura: *shudder* Didn't your underwear end up lodged into the ceiling for a month?
Rin: *whispering* Now that gives me a few thoughts... Hey rider can i talk to you for a little bit outside?
Rider: Sure
*outside*
Rin: rider how many people can you give dreams to at one point in time?
Rider: a dozen.. why?
Rin: how would you like to play a trick on everyone the night of the party?
Rider: How?
Rin *explains the dream she wants to give everyone about shirou*
Rider: sure it'll make sakura happy to have a dream like that.
TO BE CONTINUED
Finally new years eve
Dec 31st
*Sakura, Rin, shirou, Taiga, Saber, Archer, Lancer, caster, & gilgamesh are eating breakfest*
Archer: So why did you call us back?
Rin: Were having a part tonite and its always more the merrier.
Shirou: But why is he here? * points at gilgamesh*
Sakura: sorry senpai i put to much energy into the summoning. (
Shirou: well gilgamesh do you wanna join in on the party?
Gilgamesh: not with a faker like you or with the rest of the MONGRELS. So i'll just keep watch since this many servents together is bound to bring trouble. *Whisper* god damn bunch of MONGRELS i didn't even wanna come back this time.
Sakura: so senpai can you go out and buy groceries for the party?
Shirou: Sure.
Rin: WAIT! Caster, Rider, and I will go get groceries. Shirou you can help Sakura prepare everything in the kitchen.
Sakura: ok Nee-sane. Saber, Archer, and Lancer you threee can clean up the living room for the party.
Taiga: What about me sakura?
Shirou: your not allowed to come to this party after last years stunt.
Taiga: ... .... .... WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!
Shirou: sorry tiger but you get to wild after a few drinks and i don't think there are enough guys here to keep you in check.
Taiga: Fine shirou i guess i'll go party on my own but you better not do anything to any of the girls or i'm going to have to punish you.
*on the way to the store Caster, Rider, and Rin have a talk*
Rin: so Caster i'm going to need your help with a little prank i want to pull on everyone at the party tonite.
Caster: a prank huh. Sure count me in i always like playing around with people.
Rin: ok you two so here's the plan.
*Rin explains that she and Caster are going to put everyone to slepp then undress them and spread their clothes all over the floor then have Rider give everyone except Shirou a very "Surprising" dream and then wake up early in the morning and watch the ensuing chaos.*
TO BE CONTINUED
What will happen the night of the party? Was it truly a dream or is Shirou a sick perverted young man? Find out in the conclusion of the Fate/Stay Night New Years Party!!!
Dec 31st
*evening after the party*
Caster: ok Rin everyone is asleep.
Rin: good. ok Rider its now up to you to give everyone the dream we prepared.
Rider: ok leave this to me go to bed and i'll handle the rest.
Rin & caster: ok good night.
*ten minutes later*
Assassin: Are they gone?
Rider: Yes i checked and both caster and Rin are asleep
Assassin: So they have a party without me huh? Well might as well have some fun with the ladies while i'm here.
*goes inside and tries to wake up the sleeping women*
Assassin: Good their out flat, time to have some fun.
Rider: ...
Assassin: What i can't have any fun?
Rider: ... *points to the door where gilgamesh is standing*
Assassin: WHOA when did you get here?
Gilgamesh: Shut up MONGREL i don't care what you do to the rest of these people but do not touch my Saber.
Assassin: ok i won't touch Saber just don't kill me.
Shirou: uhh whats going on its to early to be this loud.
Assassin: SHIT i'm out of here. *Runs back to his lonly spot on the mountain* grr i hever get to have any fun.
Shirou: Gilgamesh whats going on and why is everyone naked?
Gilgamesh: hehehe you girlfriend Rin decided to play a trick on you ya lousy faker.
Shirou: what kind of prank?
Gilgamesh: just sleep till morning and find out. *leaves to his spot on the roof*
Shirou: Damn knowing Rin i'm screwed. well might as well have some fun with the women since i know that their going to be mad at me anyway, a man does have his urges and their are just to many cute women in this room.
*Three Months later*
Rin: Damn shirou did you have to get all three of them pregnant?
Shirou: HEY i didn't do a dang thing besides you told us that it was all a dream that you had Rider give us.
Sakura: Senpai's right you told us it was a dream so how could this happen unless you did something else other than have Rider give us dreams.
Ilya: Ya Onii-san would never be like that so why is this happening.
Rin: Rider please tell them that you only gave tham a dream and we did nothing after that.
Rider: ...
Rin: Rider?
Rider: i only gave dreams to the men after Shirou finished with the women.
Shirou: *Turns Pale* w w w wait i thought that was a dream i had since assasin was there.
Saber: Shirou you don't have to lie any more, with what rider said we can now figure out the rest of what happened.
Sakura: It seems caster didn't fully knock you out so when you woke up and found us naked you decide to have your way with us huh.
Ilya: i can't beleive my Onii-san actually did that to me and i thought i was his sister.
Rin: so shirou how are you going to handle this situation.
Shirou: I'll take responsibility for my actions.
*15 years later*
Shirou: and thats how you little guys were brought into this world.
Ilya's Son: Wow so thats why we have three mommies and only one daddie.
Sakura's Daughter: and to think auntie taiga nearly killed you when she found out.
Shirou: ya i think i still have a few scars that never fully healed.
Saber's Daughter: and to think uncle assassin was almost our fathers.
Shirou: even though you three were unexpected i'm still glad to be your fathers and that you guys are my children.
*meanwhile on the roof*
Gilgamesh: MONGRELS still just a bunch of MONGRELS.
*meanwhile up on the mountain*
Assassin: To think i was almost a father. i guess i'll never get laid.
Gil: grr stupid Mongrels they need a catering service for this roof.
*opens his gate and pulls out a saw*
Gil: stupid Mongrels they need to bring me a servent or two.
*saws a hole into the kitchen*
Gil: Faker and the rest of you mongrels bring me some food!
kid: faker... Ohh you must mean daddy.... DADDY THE STRANGE MAN ON THE ROOF WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!
Shirou: Gil what do you want this time and why are you still living on my roof?
Gil: Stupid faker if i could leave this roof i'd do it in a seconed but your 4 mongrel wives bound me to this spot and are forcing me to watch over this house so i demand food from you Mongrels.
Shirou: hey i can't help it i was forced to marry all 4 of them!
Rin: What you didn't want to marry us shirou?
Sakura: I thought you loved me senpai!
Saber: Shirou do you need another training lesson in the dojo?
Ilya: or maybe he needs to be a doll for a few days again. )
Shirou: w..w..w..wait a minute i didn't do anything wrong this time.
Dark Sakura: come on senpai it time for your punishment.
*shirou is dragged away crying by his 4 wives*
Kid: i feel sorry for daddy he goes through this about once a month and it almost always seems to be the same time every month.
gil: you kid mongrel make me some food.
Kid: sorry i'm not allowed to use the stove after i almost burned down the house.
Gil: grr fine i'm going back to my spot on the roof but tell the faker to bring me some food after his punishment.
Saber and Rin
*Saber, Rin and thier 16 year old Daughter are sitting around a table*
Daughter: So who is my father and which one of you is my mother?
Rin: father huh, that low down wimp of a man who can never say no.
Saber: stop that Rin we need to tell her the truth.
Rin: Fine but don't expect me to talk about that fool of a man.
Daughter: Who are you talking about?
Saber: His name was Emiya Shirou and he was a magus.
Daughter: Just like mother Rin?
Rin: No way was he like me. Just because he could make a sword appear in mid air did not make him a magus.
Saber: Well 16 years ago me and Shirou were fighting in a war between 7 magus's.
Daughter: i remember you talking about that war. weren't you a servent in that war?
Saber: Yes and Shirou was my master in the war. Unfortunetly Shirou was unable to summon me properly.
Rin: Saber didn't have enough mana to use all of her abilities.
Saber: Well we got into a real nasty fight but we were able to get away for the night. I needed mana and Rin was with us
and knew a way.
Daughter: And how was that?
Rin: You've gone through sex education right?
Daughter: Yeah why?
Rin: Whats the most concetrated piece of life force that a man can give?
Daughter: Your kidding right?
Rin: Nope
Daughter: So Shirou is my father?
Saber: Yep
Daughter: So what happened to shirou?
Rin: He turned gay and is living with Gilgamesh on the roof.
I'll add part two of my works as another post under this topic later. Once i finish adding my previous works i'll start working on new pieces of work maybe even some Fakku related
This First set of work comes from Mirror Moon Forums in the Fate/Stay Night section under the topic "What will they tell the kids...(Spoilers obviously)". This work was done under the alias of Headron.
Link to Original Topic
Spoiler:
Saber & ?????
Son: MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!! Guess what i learned about today?
Saber: What dear?
Son: I learned about King Arthur.
Saber: So what did your sensei tell you?
Son: WELL, mom you are King Arthur right?
Saber: Of course i wouldn't lie to my only son.
Son: Well sensei said that King arthur died a long time ago that that Arthur was a guy.
Saber: ...And?
Son: Does that mean your really old and that you have manly parts?
Saber: ...
Saber: .....
Saber: .......
Spoiler:
Shirou & Archer
Son: Daddies can you show me your super powers?
Shirou: Sure.
Archer: Lets show him out strongest power the dual reality marble.
Shirou&Archer:
We Are the bones of our swords.
Steel is our bodies, and fire is our blood.
We have created over a thousand blades.
Unaware of losses.
Nor aware of gains.
Withstood pain to create many weapons.
Waiting for two's arrival.
We have no regrets, this is the only path.
Our whole lives were "Dual Unlimited Blade Works."
Son: WOW COOL. hey whats this golden sword.
Archer: Thats Auntie Saber's Sword Excalibur
Son: *swings the sword* Cool EXCALIBUR! *Blinding Light*
Son: ....
Son: Where did my daddies go?
Spoiler:
Shirou & Archer
*Their son is in his late teens*
Son: Dad, how do you and my other dad fall in love?
Shirou: Well son, i'm a narcissist and since your other dad is my older self i loved him even before i met him.
Archer: When we found out who each other were our love for ourselves just switched to the other and the rest is fate
*Archer and shirou turn to each other and share a kiss*
*with their son having seen this many time he is no longer disturbed by it*
Son: ok then you guys must have adopted me right?
Archer: Nope, we're both you biological fathers.
Son: O..k then who is my mother?
Shirou: well you see son about 14 years ago when i thought your other father had died protecting me all of the feelings temporarily transfed to his old master.
Son: And who was that?
Archer: Auntie Rin.
Shirou: later she conforted me and she had sympathy sex with me and 9 months later you were born.
Archer: Didn't you ever notice that auntie rin was really happy when she was spending time with you?
Son: I noticed but i didn't know why.
*Door opening*
Rin: Hey Guys i'm here for dinner.
Son: HI MOM!!!!
Shirou&Archer: *Wince*
Rin: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO TO NEVER TELL HIM THAT!!!!!!
Shirou&Archer: Were sorry we were never worthy of your love.
Son: mom?
Rin: son pls go to your room me and your daddies need to have a nice long adult talk.
Son: But mom.
Rin: NOW OR YOUR GROUNDED
Son: YES mom.
*Running then door slam*
Rin: Hehehehehe time for punishment.
Spoiler:
Shirou, Saber, Rin, Archer, Ilya, Lancer, Gilgamesh, Caster, Rider, & Sakura
JAN 1st
Shirou: Damn i have one hell of a headache.. What happaned last night?
Sakura: *Yawn* Shirou?
Shirou: Morning sakura... Sakura? Why are you not wearing any clothes?
Saber: Don't tell you forgot what you did to us last night?
Shirou: Eh saber... What do you mean what i did last night?
Ilya: Onii-san you were so rough i thought berzerker had returned to life.
Lancer: uhh god i never knew you could be so forceful shirou... and i thought kotomine was bad.
Archer: God if i wasn't you shirou i'd swear you were a demon.
Shirou: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!
Saber: you havn't looked at your self this morning have you?
Shirou: no why? *looks down* WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!!!
Ilya: Onii-san your underwear are on the door nob.
*Meanwhile outside*
Rin: God i have got to do this every year from now on!
Caster: it was fun seeing their reactions.
Rin: Rider i have to thank you for giving everyone except for shirou the same dream .
Rider: ...
*Meanwhile on the roof*
Gilgamesh: MONGRELS just a bunch of MONGRELS.
Spoiler:
For those of you wondering why Archer and lancer were there i shall explain with a little back story.
Dec 30th
*Shirou, Rin, Saber, rider & Sakura are eating dinner*
Rin: We need to have a new years party tomarrow.
Sakura: Thats a great idea Nee-san but who should we invite?
Rin: Lets invite most of our friends from the Holy Grail War.
Shirou: But how most of the servents have left.
Sakura: Remeber senpai i'm an incomplete holy grail i should be able to return a couple of servants.
Rin: ok make sure to bring back caster, archer, and lancer.
Shirou: why lancer and archer?
Rin: well you can't be the only guy there. All the ladies would be bored if it was just you.
Sakura: ok i'll see if i can bring them back later on tonite.
Saber: What about Ilya and Taiga?
Shirou: Ilya sure but never Taiga... she becomes more of a wild animal when she parties.
Sakura: *shudder* Didn't your underwear end up lodged into the ceiling for a month?
Rin: *whispering* Now that gives me a few thoughts... Hey rider can i talk to you for a little bit outside?
Rider: Sure
*outside*
Rin: rider how many people can you give dreams to at one point in time?
Rider: a dozen.. why?
Rin: how would you like to play a trick on everyone the night of the party?
Rider: How?
Rin *explains the dream she wants to give everyone about shirou*
Rider: sure it'll make sakura happy to have a dream like that.
TO BE CONTINUED
Spoiler:
Finally new years eve
Dec 31st
*Sakura, Rin, shirou, Taiga, Saber, Archer, Lancer, caster, & gilgamesh are eating breakfest*
Archer: So why did you call us back?
Rin: Were having a part tonite and its always more the merrier.
Shirou: But why is he here? * points at gilgamesh*
Sakura: sorry senpai i put to much energy into the summoning. (
Shirou: well gilgamesh do you wanna join in on the party?
Gilgamesh: not with a faker like you or with the rest of the MONGRELS. So i'll just keep watch since this many servents together is bound to bring trouble. *Whisper* god damn bunch of MONGRELS i didn't even wanna come back this time.
Sakura: so senpai can you go out and buy groceries for the party?
Shirou: Sure.
Rin: WAIT! Caster, Rider, and I will go get groceries. Shirou you can help Sakura prepare everything in the kitchen.
Sakura: ok Nee-sane. Saber, Archer, and Lancer you threee can clean up the living room for the party.
Taiga: What about me sakura?
Shirou: your not allowed to come to this party after last years stunt.
Taiga: ... .... .... WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!
Shirou: sorry tiger but you get to wild after a few drinks and i don't think there are enough guys here to keep you in check.
Taiga: Fine shirou i guess i'll go party on my own but you better not do anything to any of the girls or i'm going to have to punish you.
*on the way to the store Caster, Rider, and Rin have a talk*
Rin: so Caster i'm going to need your help with a little prank i want to pull on everyone at the party tonite.
Caster: a prank huh. Sure count me in i always like playing around with people.
Rin: ok you two so here's the plan.
*Rin explains that she and Caster are going to put everyone to slepp then undress them and spread their clothes all over the floor then have Rider give everyone except Shirou a very "Surprising" dream and then wake up early in the morning and watch the ensuing chaos.*
TO BE CONTINUED
What will happen the night of the party? Was it truly a dream or is Shirou a sick perverted young man? Find out in the conclusion of the Fate/Stay Night New Years Party!!!
Spoiler:
Dec 31st
*evening after the party*
Caster: ok Rin everyone is asleep.
Rin: good. ok Rider its now up to you to give everyone the dream we prepared.
Rider: ok leave this to me go to bed and i'll handle the rest.
Rin & caster: ok good night.
*ten minutes later*
Assassin: Are they gone?
Rider: Yes i checked and both caster and Rin are asleep
Assassin: So they have a party without me huh? Well might as well have some fun with the ladies while i'm here.
*goes inside and tries to wake up the sleeping women*
Assassin: Good their out flat, time to have some fun.
Rider: ...
Assassin: What i can't have any fun?
Rider: ... *points to the door where gilgamesh is standing*
Assassin: WHOA when did you get here?
Gilgamesh: Shut up MONGREL i don't care what you do to the rest of these people but do not touch my Saber.
Assassin: ok i won't touch Saber just don't kill me.
Shirou: uhh whats going on its to early to be this loud.
Assassin: SHIT i'm out of here. *Runs back to his lonly spot on the mountain* grr i hever get to have any fun.
Shirou: Gilgamesh whats going on and why is everyone naked?
Gilgamesh: hehehe you girlfriend Rin decided to play a trick on you ya lousy faker.
Shirou: what kind of prank?
Gilgamesh: just sleep till morning and find out. *leaves to his spot on the roof*
Shirou: Damn knowing Rin i'm screwed. well might as well have some fun with the women since i know that their going to be mad at me anyway, a man does have his urges and their are just to many cute women in this room.
*Three Months later*
Rin: Damn shirou did you have to get all three of them pregnant?
Shirou: HEY i didn't do a dang thing besides you told us that it was all a dream that you had Rider give us.
Sakura: Senpai's right you told us it was a dream so how could this happen unless you did something else other than have Rider give us dreams.
Ilya: Ya Onii-san would never be like that so why is this happening.
Rin: Rider please tell them that you only gave tham a dream and we did nothing after that.
Rider: ...
Rin: Rider?
Rider: i only gave dreams to the men after Shirou finished with the women.
Shirou: *Turns Pale* w w w wait i thought that was a dream i had since assasin was there.
Saber: Shirou you don't have to lie any more, with what rider said we can now figure out the rest of what happened.
Sakura: It seems caster didn't fully knock you out so when you woke up and found us naked you decide to have your way with us huh.
Ilya: i can't beleive my Onii-san actually did that to me and i thought i was his sister.
Rin: so shirou how are you going to handle this situation.
Shirou: I'll take responsibility for my actions.
*15 years later*
Shirou: and thats how you little guys were brought into this world.
Ilya's Son: Wow so thats why we have three mommies and only one daddie.
Sakura's Daughter: and to think auntie taiga nearly killed you when she found out.
Shirou: ya i think i still have a few scars that never fully healed.
Saber's Daughter: and to think uncle assassin was almost our fathers.
Shirou: even though you three were unexpected i'm still glad to be your fathers and that you guys are my children.
*meanwhile on the roof*
Gilgamesh: MONGRELS still just a bunch of MONGRELS.
*meanwhile up on the mountain*
Assassin: To think i was almost a father. i guess i'll never get laid.
Spoiler:
Gil: grr stupid Mongrels they need a catering service for this roof.
*opens his gate and pulls out a saw*
Gil: stupid Mongrels they need to bring me a servent or two.
*saws a hole into the kitchen*
Gil: Faker and the rest of you mongrels bring me some food!
kid: faker... Ohh you must mean daddy.... DADDY THE STRANGE MAN ON THE ROOF WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!
Shirou: Gil what do you want this time and why are you still living on my roof?
Gil: Stupid faker if i could leave this roof i'd do it in a seconed but your 4 mongrel wives bound me to this spot and are forcing me to watch over this house so i demand food from you Mongrels.
Shirou: hey i can't help it i was forced to marry all 4 of them!
Rin: What you didn't want to marry us shirou?
Sakura: I thought you loved me senpai!
Saber: Shirou do you need another training lesson in the dojo?
Ilya: or maybe he needs to be a doll for a few days again. )
Shirou: w..w..w..wait a minute i didn't do anything wrong this time.
Dark Sakura: come on senpai it time for your punishment.
*shirou is dragged away crying by his 4 wives*
Kid: i feel sorry for daddy he goes through this about once a month and it almost always seems to be the same time every month.
gil: you kid mongrel make me some food.
Kid: sorry i'm not allowed to use the stove after i almost burned down the house.
Gil: grr fine i'm going back to my spot on the roof but tell the faker to bring me some food after his punishment.
Spoiler:
Saber and Rin
*Saber, Rin and thier 16 year old Daughter are sitting around a table*
Daughter: So who is my father and which one of you is my mother?
Rin: father huh, that low down wimp of a man who can never say no.
Saber: stop that Rin we need to tell her the truth.
Rin: Fine but don't expect me to talk about that fool of a man.
Daughter: Who are you talking about?
Saber: His name was Emiya Shirou and he was a magus.
Daughter: Just like mother Rin?
Rin: No way was he like me. Just because he could make a sword appear in mid air did not make him a magus.
Saber: Well 16 years ago me and Shirou were fighting in a war between 7 magus's.
Daughter: i remember you talking about that war. weren't you a servent in that war?
Saber: Yes and Shirou was my master in the war. Unfortunetly Shirou was unable to summon me properly.
Rin: Saber didn't have enough mana to use all of her abilities.
Saber: Well we got into a real nasty fight but we were able to get away for the night. I needed mana and Rin was with us
and knew a way.
Daughter: And how was that?
Rin: You've gone through sex education right?
Daughter: Yeah why?
Rin: Whats the most concetrated piece of life force that a man can give?
Daughter: Your kidding right?
Rin: Nope
Daughter: So Shirou is my father?
Saber: Yep
Daughter: So what happened to shirou?
Rin: He turned gay and is living with Gilgamesh on the roof.
I'll add part two of my works as another post under this topic later. Once i finish adding my previous works i'll start working on new pieces of work maybe even some Fakku related