The Old Man and The Woman
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This isn't my original work, I merely did a translation of it to practice my writing skills.
Hope you'll enjoy it~
One morning, a doctor went inside a patient's room and took off the bandages wrapped around the patient's face.
"Congratulation, Ms. @#*^&. The surgery was a success. You now have gained twenty years younger," said the plastic surgery doctor with a smile.
"Ah~ I look young again, I'm so pretty! Thank you doctor," said the woman.
The woman was so happy, immediately after she got out of the hospital she started to quiz strangers how old she is, and she would always get an answer that's much younger than her real age.
"Thank you, but I'm actually 47, oh~hahaha," laughed the woman after asking another random stranger about her age for the 50th time. This time it was a clerk taking orders at McDonald's.
After she ordered her lunch, she came across a park and sat on a bench to enjoy her meal. Then an old man came and sat next to her.
Of course, after digging into her meal for 2 minutes, she can't help it to ask the old man the same question she's been asking.
"How old do you think I am?" asked the woman.
"Um...to tell you the truth, my eyes aren't very good anymore, it's hard for me to tell," said the old man smiling, "but I know of a technique. If you would let me fondle your breast, I can tell preciously how old you are."
Shocked initially by the old man's response, but the woman immediately thought
"So what if I let him touch my breast? It's not like I'm never been touched before. This may be a good chance to prove whether or not my whole body became younger as well."
So the woman nodded with agreement. After the two looked around to make sure there was no one around, the old man quickly shoved his right hand inside the woman's bra and started to fondle with them.
1 minute past. Another minute past. 5 minutes past.
"Are you done already?!" said the woman sarcastically with now a bit annoyed.
The old man gave it a nice solid squeezed of her C-cup breast before finally withdrew his right hand from her and arms folded into deep thought.
"So? What do you think? How old am I exactly?" asked the woman eagerly.
"Um...I'm guessing...um...47?" answered the old man.
"That's AMAZING! Wow, how did you know? I mean, how can you tell?" asked the woman.
"You sure you want to know?" said the old man.
"Yes, I want to know!" said the woman excitedly.
"But you have to first promise me, not to get angry at me for telling you the answer," said the old man.
The woman thought, "why would I be angry at you, there's no way I should be angry at you."
"Ok, sure," quickkly replied the woman.
"You promise?" asked the old man again.
"Yes, I promise," said the woman.
"Pinky promise?" the old man sticked out his pinky as he said.
So they did a pinky promise.
"Ok, phew, then, the truth is....
...I was in line behind you at the McDonald's" said the old man.
"Certain things are better left untold."
- A. Lincoln
Hope you'll enjoy it~
One morning, a doctor went inside a patient's room and took off the bandages wrapped around the patient's face.
"Congratulation, Ms. @#*^&. The surgery was a success. You now have gained twenty years younger," said the plastic surgery doctor with a smile.
"Ah~ I look young again, I'm so pretty! Thank you doctor," said the woman.
The woman was so happy, immediately after she got out of the hospital she started to quiz strangers how old she is, and she would always get an answer that's much younger than her real age.
"Thank you, but I'm actually 47, oh~hahaha," laughed the woman after asking another random stranger about her age for the 50th time. This time it was a clerk taking orders at McDonald's.
After she ordered her lunch, she came across a park and sat on a bench to enjoy her meal. Then an old man came and sat next to her.
Of course, after digging into her meal for 2 minutes, she can't help it to ask the old man the same question she's been asking.
"How old do you think I am?" asked the woman.
"Um...to tell you the truth, my eyes aren't very good anymore, it's hard for me to tell," said the old man smiling, "but I know of a technique. If you would let me fondle your breast, I can tell preciously how old you are."
Shocked initially by the old man's response, but the woman immediately thought
"So what if I let him touch my breast? It's not like I'm never been touched before. This may be a good chance to prove whether or not my whole body became younger as well."
So the woman nodded with agreement. After the two looked around to make sure there was no one around, the old man quickly shoved his right hand inside the woman's bra and started to fondle with them.
1 minute past. Another minute past. 5 minutes past.
"Are you done already?!" said the woman sarcastically with now a bit annoyed.
The old man gave it a nice solid squeezed of her C-cup breast before finally withdrew his right hand from her and arms folded into deep thought.
"So? What do you think? How old am I exactly?" asked the woman eagerly.
"Um...I'm guessing...um...47?" answered the old man.
"That's AMAZING! Wow, how did you know? I mean, how can you tell?" asked the woman.
"You sure you want to know?" said the old man.
"Yes, I want to know!" said the woman excitedly.
"But you have to first promise me, not to get angry at me for telling you the answer," said the old man.
The woman thought, "why would I be angry at you, there's no way I should be angry at you."
"Ok, sure," quickkly replied the woman.
"You promise?" asked the old man again.
"Yes, I promise," said the woman.
"Pinky promise?" the old man sticked out his pinky as he said.
So they did a pinky promise.
"Ok, phew, then, the truth is....
...I was in line behind you at the McDonald's" said the old man.
"Certain things are better left untold."
- A. Lincoln
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Thank you for your comment. I'm just glad other people can enjoy it as well.
I have my sources. They're not English though however.
I always get a kick out of it, so I decided to share it with other people.
Also, since most of these jokes are internet intended, so they are actually harder to deliver in a real conversation. Reading it is the only way to go.
I have my sources. They're not English though however.
I always get a kick out of it, so I decided to share it with other people.
Also, since most of these jokes are internet intended, so they are actually harder to deliver in a real conversation. Reading it is the only way to go.
