Step 1: Be a complete fucking loser (you win!)
Step 2: Frequently travel places by train.
Step 3: If you notice a clearly drunk-but-horny woman basically gagging for it from a bloke, keep an eye on her until she gets off the train
Step 4: If she gets rejected by the guy, follow her and ask her if she's okay. She will accept your attention and force you to take her out on a pub crawl and get you sozzled yourself in the process
Step 5: Cave in from the pheromones and find somewhere for a solid night of passionate coitus. PROTIP: Don't leave in the morning.
Step 6: Once you're both sober in the morning, you have yourself a girlfriend.
This is an absolutely flawless plan. Trust me, absolutely nothing can go wrong.
"Women sure are sexy when they're horny"?
I'm pretty sure that was pretty obvious...But still, how could the other guy just...not take her up on her advances like that?
Great ending though.
I was thinking, dude! Senpai noticed you! If she's that sexy and willing.. damn. Lucky, the second guy knew when to stop being honorable one way and start honoring her.
Needles to say that I wanna see how she looks in glasses - in a sequel!