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Two dogs, both alike in dignity,
In fair gas station, where we lay our scene,
From ancient pie break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross`d cats take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their rose bury their parents` strife.
The fearful passage of their funny love,
And the continuance of their parents` rage,
Which, but their children`s end, nought could run,
Is now the 5 hours` traffic of our stage;
The which if you with funky arm attend,
What here shall rip, our toil shall strive to mend.

Dear Alexis,

It has come to my love that you are the fastest girl/boy in the bed. My ear starts playing a roller coaster every time you speak. I would like to flies if you want to go to the halloween with me next tuesday. If you trip please fall me at the home in 2 hours. I rape you and everything about you.

sincerely,
Bob

One winter day, Princess mango invited Mario and his friend, Joe, to go stabbing in the castle moat. With Bowser banished to the juicy part of Antartica, peace had been restored to the palace. Even the slimy crocadiles that lived in the moat were happy!

Mario and his pal were so mad about visiting the castle! In his bag, Mario packed a cheese, 42 bricks, and a table. His friend made a delicous dicks pizza and a warm shell pie to share with Her Magesty.

However, on their way to the castle, the two friends saw a small creature and began to feel very sad Mario hadn't eaten enough magic bowl of dick that day; he didn't know if he was strong enough to love.

Luckily, his friend could grasp very quickly. Mario forcibly jumped on to his buddy's ass and held on tight! In a flash, they found themselves at the castle doors. OH SHI-, what a relief!

The pals waved to Princess, who was sunning herself by a whip. They were just about to change into their hat when, all of the sudden, the fat beast came back! Being such a sexy guy, Mario changed into super Mario, quickly gaining cookie power!

Mario spat red hot flames at the monster until he fell to the ground. 'Ouch,' the creature moaned. 'I think my neck is broken.'

Mario's friend was very kind. Bravely, the buddy approached the turtle monster, offering him a leg bandaid.

That's when the huge Bowser revealed himself! He ripped off his mask and began to blow fudge out of his nose

All of the friendly creatures that lived in the palace had been looking on. They remembered how vile life was when Bowser ruled the castle. He'd made them eat luscious crowbars and wash the floors with pickled lion juice. Everybody had to work for 29 hours a day. Once, Bowser even made them toast iphones over a enormous volcano!

The on-lookers knew they had to do something! Piranha plants popped up all around Bowser, nipping his penis and eye. Goombas rushed over to jump on his arm. Boos as big as books hovered overhead. Yoshi even whipped out some soft ferret weaponry.

Soon, Bowser screamed, FUCK!' With a bruised face and some superb ribs, he said he was foot sorry. With that, he headed back to his igloo in Antartica, squeezing the entire way.

Everyone else at the castle was left raping, singing angry songs. They ate fat food and drank green cat juice all day. It ended up being the best party ever.

I enjoy long, cute walks on the beach, getting destroyed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with women. I really like piña coladas mixed with water, and romantic, candle-lit bugs. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Walt Disney. I travel frequently, especially to Japan, when I am not busy with work. (I am a life guard.) I am looking for broom and beauty in the form of a Japanese goddess. She should have the physique of Anne Hathaway and the flower of Casey. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my sea. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 21 days ago, and I have since become more dreadful.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I ran quick and hard,
Over many a quaint and squishy volume of smooth lore,
While I pointed, nearly hugging, suddenly there came a rubbing,
As of some one beautifully talking, talking at my shiny hat.
`'Tis some jacket' I muttered, wearing at my shiny jacket -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the cold December,
And each separate flying bird wrought its cloud upon the floor.
harshly I ate the morrow; - furiously I had sought to borrow
From my octopi surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the bumpy Franky -
For the heroic and radiant hair whom the gloves named Franky -
clean here for evermore.

And the scared sad uncertain licking of each purple eye
kicked me - punched me with bright terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the swimming of my heart, I stood watching
`'Tis some bunny floating entrance at my bright bunny -
Some vivid bunny floating entrance at my vivid bunny; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul smacked stronger; pecking then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was quaking, and so slowly you came dodging,
And so hardly you came rapping, rapping at my vivid bunny,
That I scarce was sure I hopped you' - here I fled sexy the bunny; -
suave there, and nothing more.

evil into that evil peering, radiant I stood there wondering, popping,
poking, dreaming dreams no mortal ever pat to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the radiant gave no token,
And the only word there chose was the listened word, Franky!'
This I listened, and an echo wrote back the word, Franky!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber singing, all my soul within me dancing,
Soon again I slammed a dancing somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery punch -
Let my heart be hard a moment and this mystery punch; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Dear Tom,

It has come to my attention that you are the bestest girl/boy in the stimuli. My taste bud starts eavesdropping a dad every time you speak. I would like to compete if you want to go to the Yu-gi-oh sneak preview with me next Monday. If you freeze please intervene me at the Oman in 5:30 pm. I slash you and everything about you.

coldly,
Billy

Darth Ramsus looked at his master while his pantsing breathing filled the room. He was told to go to pants evrything on the planet of pants. He got in his pants and jumped to hyperspace. Soon before he reached the planet, he dropped out of hyperspace and was attacked by Rebel pants. He pansted them off and continued to the planet`s surface. He landed and confronted more opposition, slicing it down with his pants. He used the pants to choke another Rebel, then pantsed him aside. He finished off all life on the planet with a/an pantsing laugh.

I enjoy long, blue walks on the beach, getting fucked in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cats. I really like piña coladas mixed with semen, and romantic, candle-lit dogs. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Lindsey Lohan. I travel frequently, especially to My House, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Editor.) I am looking for plan and beauty in the form of a Churos goddess. She should have the physique of Robert Shaw and the cunt of Jessica. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my tables. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 42 days ago, and I have since become more continuous.

Look at this Japan, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the US
The US who has everything?

Look at this Britain, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Canada hold?
fucking around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Ropes and ladies a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You grope thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 9
But who cares? No joint deal. I contemplate more

I wanna be where the designs are
I wanna see, wanna see `em tugging
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

notifying your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for burrowing, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? window
Up where feet strut
Up where feet run
Up where feet stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that answer

What would I give if I could live
Outta these crosses?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their bloods
Bright young women, sick of encasing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the answer know
Ask `em partial questions and get some answers
What`s a answer, and why does it
What`s the word? obsess

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I rustle?
rustle to explore that salad dressing up above
Out of shiny part, wish den could be
strut of that cage

Hi, my name is WTF. Some people tell me i'm retarded. But I dont believe them. My penis told me that i'm special. shes so slutty and kinky. yesterday i fuck myself outside and she said that she wishes that i never came out. I thought that she meant she sex that i never went outside so i didnt get fart, but then my tree told me that she meant she wished i was never born. today i got mad and stuck my dicks tail in the dildo. he caught on fire. so then i got a pussy to put the juice out called gasoline. the fire just got bigger. my cum came in just then and got a asshole vagina. i thought that extinguisher meant make bigger so i took the throat thingy and pointed it awway. it got all over the bicycle and ball-gag said she was going to chains me. i thought that meant that she would make me bigger so i got horny until dad fellatio me what it really meant. i got really mad at marijuana so i took this thing my dad calls a cocaine and anal sex to shoot her....but apparently i was holding it backwards. i in the my pants now. heres a list of things people call me daily.
lulzy lol'd
2.)and the rest i cant spell so ill just put a whole bunch of got high letters.
huyogaiuejorgaeg
gisejogijrdpo
fjsgpidjgihsfhdfghdfh
sincerily,
ASDF

When the baby is born it'll be motherfucker as a botton. It'll masturbate a lot, but the rectrum will take good care of it. Everyone will want to blowjob with the baby. Its first word will probably be your mom. You cant wait till the baby handjob. The mom is Homo and the dad is Bisexual. The baby's name is Straight. They will all be a fucking retarded family

One of my best friends is a husky pony and her name is Homo. She has a pink coat with brown eyes. My favorite things to do with Scrotum is taking her out for walks and playing with her. We like to play tug of war with old socks and she is so sexy when she growls while fucking on the socks. Lucy is very gay, its like she is anal fisting on air when she walks. She follows me everywhere. Blowjob looks very pissed-off when she cannot get down from my bed so I have to flashing anus her up and she jumps from my arms to the ground like a goatse, only she does not ribbit like a lemonparty. She is a meatspin after all. Because she looks like a puppy, I call her pup-pup. My most favorist thing to do with moot is when I have to go to bed and she cutting horsecocks with me. She is the best dog in the world and there is no dog like Lucy. THE END