I Can’t Help Myself, Landlady!

Sometimes you just have to grab your luck with both hands...

Well you know what they say?
"When life hands you melons"...
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I'm impressed she held on to the bulb without breaking it.

Well, that's certainly a straightforward title.
I half expected the title to be a phrase mentioned in this release...I guess not, but hey, pretty similar things were said.

This is what you use when a recipe says, "a pinch of hentai".

"Your dick is going inside me" 10/10 writting.

Oh damn... I absolutely love pink hair in anime!

Guess a multiple combo of wingmen (blown lightbulb, step-ladder and gravity) is fine, too. Of course, in another time and place where the building had a security camera system installed and working, let's hope these two hold their desires in check long enough to get out of sight - otherwise, the security company might end up seeing "that which should not be seen".