A Guide to Yandere(s) - How to Find and Maintain them!
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Even with a number of posts, threads, reputation points, uploads and accounts wiped out by the mini-cataclysm on Fakku, I felt that this thread deserves to be created once more, due to all the useful knowledge one can gain. :D
The following are guides I have obtained, courtesy of anonymous from 4chan, though I did correct a couple of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Without further ado, here they are:
[color=red][font=arial black]Yandere Guide Part 1 - Finding One:[/font][/color]
We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.
1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.
2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself coming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevant. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranoia will make her subtle.
3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.
5. After establishing a rapport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.
6. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.
7. The yandere will be the girl who you notice coming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.
8. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually aggressive.
9. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jealous rages against the other girl, etc.
10. Pacify with sex. Congratulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!
[color=red][font=arial black]Yandere Guide Part 2 - Maintaining her[/font][/color]
Know how to maintain your yandere, it could save your life (and your neighbour's)!
1. Becomes unusually aggressive in seeking sex, she's probably done something bad and is now looking to celebrate her latest victory over the forces trying to take you away from her or ruin her happiness.
2. Becoming obnoxiously chatty, it means she's becoming stressed but it's not at the critical phase yet. Fix with some attention and re-assurances.
3. Stalks you -- this is absolutely normal behavior for her; if she couldn't stalk you she would become quickly stressed.
4. Gets angry at you: her yanderu is emerging, and it's now critical that you bring her back down. Provide re-assurances, attention and sex constantly until she has no more signs of stress.
5. Becomes abnormally illogical or displays strange behavior: she is at the breaking point and is about to have a psychotic episode. Her emotions are in control at this point, and she's suffering greatly. She must be detained and made to hear your voice or she will eventually collapse.
6. Loses the light out of her pupils: she's lost it and she knows she can kill. She's fallen to a psychotic episode and in an effort to take back control of her mind she surrenders to her emotional impulse to kill, destroy or hurt. In this state she has more presence of mind, but her logic will become almost child-like. You must not display any fear or weakness, and you must talk to her gently while holding her gaze firmly. Her episode will subside.
To end off, some related images of a well-known yandere:
Enjoy! :D
The following are guides I have obtained, courtesy of anonymous from 4chan, though I did correct a couple of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Without further ado, here they are:
[color=red][font=arial black]Yandere Guide Part 1 - Finding One:[/font][/color]
We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.
1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.
2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself coming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevant. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranoia will make her subtle.
3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.
5. After establishing a rapport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.
6. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.
7. The yandere will be the girl who you notice coming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.
8. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually aggressive.
9. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jealous rages against the other girl, etc.
10. Pacify with sex. Congratulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!
[color=red][font=arial black]Yandere Guide Part 2 - Maintaining her[/font][/color]
Know how to maintain your yandere, it could save your life (and your neighbour's)!
1. Becomes unusually aggressive in seeking sex, she's probably done something bad and is now looking to celebrate her latest victory over the forces trying to take you away from her or ruin her happiness.
2. Becoming obnoxiously chatty, it means she's becoming stressed but it's not at the critical phase yet. Fix with some attention and re-assurances.
3. Stalks you -- this is absolutely normal behavior for her; if she couldn't stalk you she would become quickly stressed.
4. Gets angry at you: her yanderu is emerging, and it's now critical that you bring her back down. Provide re-assurances, attention and sex constantly until she has no more signs of stress.
5. Becomes abnormally illogical or displays strange behavior: she is at the breaking point and is about to have a psychotic episode. Her emotions are in control at this point, and she's suffering greatly. She must be detained and made to hear your voice or she will eventually collapse.
6. Loses the light out of her pupils: she's lost it and she knows she can kill. She's fallen to a psychotic episode and in an effort to take back control of her mind she surrenders to her emotional impulse to kill, destroy or hurt. In this state she has more presence of mind, but her logic will become almost child-like. You must not display any fear or weakness, and you must talk to her gently while holding her gaze firmly. Her episode will subside.
To end off, some related images of a well-known yandere:
Enjoy! :D
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
Kick ass, this was probably the one thread I really missed. Thanks again, Gambler.
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Awesome ! I didn't know where to find it again when I lost it.
Yandere are always superior. Thanks again.
Yandere are always superior. Thanks again.
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Well i now know how to watch out for yanderes dont really ever want to get with one but it happens i now know at least what to do thanks for the guide
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
Zero555 wrote...
Well i now know how to watch out for yanderes dont really ever want to get with one but it happens i now know at least what to do thanks for the guide...so if you do run into one, steer her in this direction. Since you're not looking for them, they will most likely find you first. That's how shit works.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
wikipedia wrote...
Yandere (ヤンデレ?) is a Japanese term for a personality that is initially extremely loving and gentle, then at one point becomes deranged or psychotic, often brutally so. Yandere is a combination of the two words yanderu (ç—…ã‚“ã§ã‚‹?), meaning to be sick, and deredere (デレデレ?), which is defined as exhausted or lovestruck.[1] Much like the tsundere term, there is also the related noun yanderekko which refers to a girl with a yandere personality, much like how a meganekko is a girl with glasses.The term is not very well-known compared to tsundere simply because it is a much newer term that has arisen in order to classify girls in recent anime, manga and visual novel video games that have this personality. Usually these girls are first presented as timid, shy and weak in varying degrees, which are more or less traits that stereotypically describe young Japanese girls. Additionally, these yandere girls have darker aspects of their personality that, as noted above, often goes beyond simply being cold and can turn very violent, even leading to the girl committing murder or suicide. This dark side is most of the time kept to herself and is usually the product of traumatic psychological stress experienced by the girl in her past. Also, the yanderekko will often be paired with the male main character of the series she is in and due to events involving him in the plot, will cause her to turn extremely aggressive, violent, and psychotic.[citation needed] Besides the general aggressiveness of their darker sides, the yanderekko may also display an occasional psychotic episode or behavior related to their specific form of psychological illness.
In order to keep the original definition intact, another term has arisen to describe girls who exhibit yandere traits but do not fit the true definition of what a yanderekko entails. This term, known as yangire (ヤンギレ?), refers to characters who snap suddenly out of jealousy, irritation or something similar.
Yangire is a combination of the two words yanderu (ç—…ã‚“ã§ã‚‹?), meaning to be sick, and kire or gire (切れ?), meaning to cut, slice, or "to snap". This behavior is different from that of a yandere character in regard to the motivation that sparked the change in the character. The yanderekko is motivated through her love for the male protagonist, while a yangire character is motivated through other characters and will not be connected with emotions of love or attraction. Like yandere, the related noun yangirekko can be used to describe a female character with a yangire personality trait.
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ty 4 d very dtail xplanation wiki. i shud hav look it up myslf. now i know and im sure dat i dont lyk em.
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mibuchiha
Fakku Elder
yeah thanks. this will certainly be helpful when i'm ready for a relationship...
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tsuyoshiro wrote...
Kick ass, this was probably the one thread I really missed. Thanks again, Gambler.
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
Just wanted to add a little to this, if I may. There are certain consequences associated with not following this guide, and I would like to list the five most common ones.
1) Injury - Although your yanderekko loves you more than the air itself, she will occasionally lose it, and it is those moments that you have to be extra vigilant. Love can hurt, and if she was doing something like cooking, cutting your hair, lawnwork, or even knitting, then she has access to a deadly weapon. It is your job to make sure she puts it down and listens to you. Be careful here, or you might accidentally lose an eye.
2) Captivity - If you really really wuv your girl, this one probably won't happen, although there are a few special exceptions. Mostly, this applies to a guy who either never wanted, or is no longer able to handle the attention of a yandere gal, and has managed to push her into thinking she is about to lose him. Although alot of times this may force a violent response, there is a good chance that she will merely restrain you. At best, you might be tied to a chair in the kitchen for a while, as she tries to remind you why you are meant to be together 'til death. At worst, you will never see the light of day again in her special awesome dungeon where she won't even so much as let you take a whizz by yourself. There are some who might even relish this level of attention, but it indicates only the first crack in the yandere's psyche, and just tends to get worse from here.
3) Your friends/family 'vanish' - the most important part with most yandere, is that you are only paying attention to her. Only her, always her, all the time her. While there are a few who understand that you knew other people before you met, most yandere girls will find every other person you interact with as an affront to your special bond. Especially if these people are female. Be sure to find out very quickly what your girl thinks of the other girls in your life, even if its just a naggy little sister, unless you want to lose each and every one of them to an unfortunate meat cleaver 'accident'.
4) She dies - This is perhaps the rarest of consequences, but still worth a mention. Usually, anyone who truly loves their yandere won't have to deal with this, but if you are the type to mess around alot, this could happen. Not every yandere is automatically going to try and hurt you or others in order to achieve what she wants, some will immediately fall into a state of hopelessness. Once there, the idea of suicide is never far away. Not just any suicide either, it simply won't do unless you are able to see her die; consider it her final act of love that may or may not scar you forever.
5) You die - If you reached this consequence, lets face it, you fucked up. You were cheating on her, spending too much time with that neighborhood girl, or doting on your little sister a little bit too much, but you most certainly did something! This is usually a final resort, even for a yandere, meaning that you have been deemed completely unsalvagable in her eyes and there is no other way for her to get rid of the pain in her heart than by ending you. Suicide may follow, although that is probably not very important to mention at this point. A small note, you may have also been very unlucky on the draw and gotten a yandere that snaps just a little bit easily. In this case, your death is probably not too far off.
1) Injury - Although your yanderekko loves you more than the air itself, she will occasionally lose it, and it is those moments that you have to be extra vigilant. Love can hurt, and if she was doing something like cooking, cutting your hair, lawnwork, or even knitting, then she has access to a deadly weapon. It is your job to make sure she puts it down and listens to you. Be careful here, or you might accidentally lose an eye.
2) Captivity - If you really really wuv your girl, this one probably won't happen, although there are a few special exceptions. Mostly, this applies to a guy who either never wanted, or is no longer able to handle the attention of a yandere gal, and has managed to push her into thinking she is about to lose him. Although alot of times this may force a violent response, there is a good chance that she will merely restrain you. At best, you might be tied to a chair in the kitchen for a while, as she tries to remind you why you are meant to be together 'til death. At worst, you will never see the light of day again in her special awesome dungeon where she won't even so much as let you take a whizz by yourself. There are some who might even relish this level of attention, but it indicates only the first crack in the yandere's psyche, and just tends to get worse from here.
3) Your friends/family 'vanish' - the most important part with most yandere, is that you are only paying attention to her. Only her, always her, all the time her. While there are a few who understand that you knew other people before you met, most yandere girls will find every other person you interact with as an affront to your special bond. Especially if these people are female. Be sure to find out very quickly what your girl thinks of the other girls in your life, even if its just a naggy little sister, unless you want to lose each and every one of them to an unfortunate meat cleaver 'accident'.
4) She dies - This is perhaps the rarest of consequences, but still worth a mention. Usually, anyone who truly loves their yandere won't have to deal with this, but if you are the type to mess around alot, this could happen. Not every yandere is automatically going to try and hurt you or others in order to achieve what she wants, some will immediately fall into a state of hopelessness. Once there, the idea of suicide is never far away. Not just any suicide either, it simply won't do unless you are able to see her die; consider it her final act of love that may or may not scar you forever.
5) You die - If you reached this consequence, lets face it, you fucked up. You were cheating on her, spending too much time with that neighborhood girl, or doting on your little sister a little bit too much, but you most certainly did something! This is usually a final resort, even for a yandere, meaning that you have been deemed completely unsalvagable in her eyes and there is no other way for her to get rid of the pain in her heart than by ending you. Suicide may follow, although that is probably not very important to mention at this point. A small note, you may have also been very unlucky on the draw and gotten a yandere that snaps just a little bit easily. In this case, your death is probably not too far off.
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Why the hell would anyone want a yandere for a girlfriend IRL?
Its like going out with a demented serial killer, the minute she finds out you've been cheating on her she lops your head or the head of the girl you were cheating on her with, or maybe even both heads straight off O_O
Its like going out with a demented serial killer, the minute she finds out you've been cheating on her she lops your head or the head of the girl you were cheating on her with, or maybe even both heads straight off O_O
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tsuyoshiro
FAKKU Writer
zarion wrote...
Why the hell would anyone want a yandere for a girlfriend IRL?Its like going out with a demented serial killer, the minute she finds out you've been cheating on her she lops your head or the head of the girl you were cheating on her with, or maybe even both heads straight off O_O
Have you even considered not cheating on her then?
