Seme:
Bend over and spread 'em.
Uke:
More of a bromance, so much respect for this guy.
Ass-wrecker:
I would not be able to walk straight for months.
FAHK-I'M-NOT-A-WOMAN-SO-SOMEONE-BETTER-NAB-THIS-REVERSE-TRAP:
Me: Penis, I physically abuse you daily but for once can you please turn to a vagina.
Penis: No I love women too much.
Me: *crying* and so do I..