If you were to go in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber...

what would you do? Who would you bring with you? (1 person)


1 day in the real world = 1 year in the Chamber
1 minute in the real world = 6 hours in the Chamber


It's been said that you can only enter 2 times. The 3rd time you go in, the door will close on you and you will be forever trapped. Food is provided, but only enough for 2. That's what it says on the wiki.

For me, I'd just do whatever the hell I want. Maybe work out a bit and all, some doujins, you know.

What would YOU do?

I would learn everything about anything and then scare the shit out of people with the knowledge they think I gained in just 1 day.

Obviously, learn the new Getsuga Tenshou.

Translate shit like crazy and work on my bass guitar chops.

Master the techniques of programming, manga cleaning, and building giant robots and learn to speak 8 languages fluently.

Grow a ridiculously long beard and then show people it's real the next day.

Bring girl of my dreams; get a physical workout by having wild sex part with her on the first go through. Then bring some genius on the second run through and learn all I could.

Fuck staying in there forever though.

Increase my sexual endurance on the first go. Then bring a pair of dream girls and pound till i cant pound no more.

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It doesn't make you last longer, it just means that if you finish in 5 minutes in there, it was really like 10 seconds in the real world. Congrats bro.

1st trip, I'd go in with a martial arts master so that I may become wise in the ways of ass-kicking.

2nd go, I'd go in with a weaponsmith. Swords, Axes, Guns, Armour, etc. Wanna be able to make these things.

On both trips, I'd also do a shitload of reading. I like knowing important-looking shit.


As for why anybody would go a third time forever is beyond me. That just means you'll likely die in a month or so.

I rofl'd.
Hard.

But on topic, a girl, preferably. I would work out constantly and after I was done, I would fuck said girl multiple times.

I'd bring this guy

Sleep before going to class.

Study everything to become highly skilled at nearly anything that I try for the "first" time when I go back to the real world.

Learn magic i guess? Oh, and maybe i could bring my dog and teach it how to talk (Now that's Intelligence for you!)

Here's an Intelligent dog:

so soon for the dog to meet his maker .. i am sad for no reason ...

OT :
I will study what i need to achieve my dreams .. [size=10]so typical[/h]

I would develop my KAIYOKEN technique for sure.

Actually, I'd get owned by Mr. Popo.