Read and lulz nya~

Hentai = Slut + Octopus * Squid + (Anal + Vaginal + Oral)penetration

Female antagonists have unattainable beauty, and therefore must be destroyed.

A female alien can be incredibly beautiful by human standards. If the heroine is alien, she will look like a typical Japanese school girl, even if the rest of her kind look like relatives of Cthulhu.

A sword can cut through everything except other swords (including wooden swords). The only exception to this rule is if you don't have faith in your sword. (ex. Bleach)

If men see them while they're nude (which is actually very likely), women can punch men so hard that they are thrown into the atmosphere or possibly the stratosphere (no matter how incredibly powerful they are in combat) then fall down and only obtain minor bruises (ex. Love Hina, Naruto). Interestingly, ballistic properties are not taken into account, so that the aforementioned male character is always back by the next key frame, even though he traveled a few tens of miles.

Now THAT made my day. Defy physics indeed ^_^

You may not start owning the bad guy until the cool music starts (ex. Naruto, Bleach)

“Well, coming from a book that's read back to front...”

~ Oscar Wilde on anime physics

1. However, a powerful attack against characters will always cause them to bleed from the mouth. Punched in the gut? Blood escapes from the mouth. Stabbed in the shoulder? Blood in the mouth. (eg. Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball Z, One Piece, BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo)