Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
The one that sticks out in my mind this that little pussy right there. Fucking shinji. If I was him, piloted the Eva without bitching, Slap Gendo for being such a ass,have sex with Misato, defeat the angels, have sex with Asuka (since Rei was a clone of his mom) then have a coke (or pepsi..whatever).
I'd fuck Asuka and Rei, have a threesome with Maya and Ritsuko, and probably do the same thing Kaji did with Misato(spend a whole week in bed with her, doing nothing but having sex). I'd also have a CD or mp3 player installed in my Eva so I could get stoned, do some shrooms or acid, trip the fuck out to some crazy music, and totally wreck shit. Instead of slapping Gendo, while I'm in the Eva I'd throw his ass as far as possible. After that, I'd fucking chill with Pen Pen, smoke a couple blunts with him, get drunk as shit, and then fuck Misato retarded.