Who i look like: Chad from Bleach. Not as tanned or as ripped, but looks wise, pretty accurate.
Who i act like: Sunohara Youhei from Clannad. I'm a slacker, never take anything seriously, so yeah.
Who i want to be: Urashima Keitaro from Love Hina. Sure, he may get beat up by Naru all the time, but when your wife looks like that, I wouldn't mind getting whacked too.
Who i wanna bang: Yoko from TTGL. Nuff' said.