Ichitaka Seto from I"S, Fuck... What a lucky BUM!!
His best bud is a Woody Allen looking motherfucker who sets him up with so many chances and information to possibly make himself look like tha man in front of Iori but he STILL manages to cock it up, Look like a complete douchebag, Fuck everything up and consequently looks like the biggest loser imaginable.
But still even after he makes the biggest tit out of himself for the umpteenth time Ioris still crazy hot for him. (I swear she must be absolutely GASPING for it or something)
Then his hot childhood friend Itsuki comes back into his life and basically FLAT OUT confesses that she loves him in front of all the people who matter but being a clueless son-of-a-bitch he brushes it off in the most unbelievably unfeeling way.
The less said about Izumi Isozaki the better! >:(
Still his life comes out fucking roses... Lucky bastard!! (He doesnt die in agonising pain for his sins, At least Makoto Itou payed the ultimate price for being a tool)
I wouldnt mind going 'Shion' on him!
Even if he cries I wouldnt feel bad about it.