Youmacon 2014! I will be there and need your help!

Crazy Ben here, in dire need of some help at the upcoming Youmacon 2014 held in Detroit, MI at the Cobo Center and Renaissance Center. We will have a booth in the Cobo Center, but so far it's just myself staffing it, so here's what I need:

I need you to work the booth with me from Oct 30th - Nov 2nd, during the dealers room hours and a bit before and after for setup and take down when necessary. You will get a free dealers badge, food, hotel room (cot or floor or bed...we'll see) and I will pay you in addition to all that. You'll probably get some free shirts or hentai as well. Maybe a shot or two (being in Detroit that could mean a slug or alcohol - hopefully the latter).

At the end of the con if you did well, I may call on you for future conventions, we'll have to see. Keep in mind this is only for ONE individual, not you and your entourage, nor friends who have no room or close place to stay. Business before pleasure, if at any point I feel that you are not performing your duties at the booth for the convention, then you're gone and I'll be informing con personnel to revoke your badge. If you think I'm being a hard ass, damn straight! I'm there to help get FAKKU's name out and profit, fun for me comes secondary.

Now for...uh, 'requirements':

-21 years of age, and that's that, because liquor
-prior experience in retail or customer interaction is huge, can apply with none but be prepared for a 'no thanks' response unless you are really impressive
-your own transportation to and from the convention center. I can house you in the hotel room should you need, and if you're cosplaying even better - but keep in mind you're with me to work.
-I will give you time off to hang out with friends or go for photos..but not all day. If you know of good food places you can run to for lunch then you're the goddamn messiah. FREE LUNCH!? HORY SHET!

Think that's it, I will accept 'resumes' at ben@fakku.net starting...NOW! Please include specific questions within as well, and I will try to reply to them as quickly as possible. I will have found someone by Monday next week, so you have until Sunday 11:59 PM PST to send in anything.

I will not check messages through FAKKU, only email, so please plan accordingly.

LOL just kidding nerds, I'm working it with Ben.

Aaaaaaaand just like that, all credibility is gone.

I'll definitely see you guys there!
Is help still needed?

I need that

Sorry for not getting back to you sooner, but no, we will be manned and ready for battle come day one. But please stop by, as I always enjoy chatting with other FAKKU members.

And if you know where a liquor store is...I may give you free things.

I'll be stopping by the booth. excited to see FAkku at Youmacon

Youmacon must be getting more popular if FAKKU is gonna be there. Maybe this is the year I go to it.

Hahaha!
The closest liquor store is in the Crown hotel that's across from the Ren Cen. The one attached by a bridge. If you go to the main floor there is a convenience store with booze.
I expect free things now :P
I'll hopefully swing by the booth to say hello tomorrow with a group of post-apocalyptic Mario characters tomorrow (as Peach).

Definitely bought a shirt I can wear at work (as an undershirt) on Sunday.