Cilx wrote...
Snow causing your computer to lag dam unless your using a laptop dam your computer sucks
Jk
Flaser puts on his frock, pours himself a glass of bourbon and tries to project the aura of an English snob.
You know, some of us "advanced people", no longer browse in a linear fashion clicking-and-reading link after link in a singular chain. We branch out, opening a new tab whenever we come upon a link, 'cause our comp doesn't suck and has memory to run your latest girlfriend simulator on...
...but when a CPU intensive and unoptimized piece of crap, like snow comes along, we get really, really miffed in our mittens. It's utter nonsense I tell ya. Why would you need a reminder that your workers are back home, during a holiday you must grant them (grrr... evil unions and their labour laws) instead toiling away in your factory and raising your wealth? Scrooge? Ah, the old bugger just had one too many to drink, always told him to lay off the whiskey, a proper lord shall only drink bourbon.
Well, let the plebs do the merrymaking, but it's been FOUR FUCKEN DAYS ALREADY! I wanna get some "work done" and this shit gets in the way...