I have two honest questions

My first question I would like an admin to help me out with, and I'd even pay for this too like with Blizzard. Is..

"Is it possible to have a forum name change?"

I mean, I don't wanna start up a new account and lose my long term achievement which has been more than 4 years. Also I am no longer using the name MazerDelta as well.

My second question is "where is or what happened to Mokoka"? I haven't seen her in the longest. She was a cute mascot.

All users can receive a free name change. Just PM moderator or Jacob with the new name and wait for them to change it.

You can just PM Jacob or a Mod asking for a name change. Everyone gets one per account, though there have been cases where users got more than that. You might have to wait a little while though.

Momoka's still around, she's just lurking. She spends most of her time mocking you when a thread of yours gets deleted or if you run into an Error page.

Mods can help you but your 2nd question i dont know :)

Well then, time to get a Moderator. Maybe if set some Mod bait will lure one in, do they like assorted chocolate? But also, I think I need a bread basket large enough to make a drop trap for a Moderator.