Im almost 100% sure your kidding jacob on the making fakku a pay site because thats what makes fakku awesome... but if you are serious, it would be a shame.
Congratulations to Jacob on having FAKKU! reach a million posts. Although "that" was a sneaky way of getting it quickly... you know, "that". ^_^ But it's fine.
I'm actually a bit surprised that FAKKU didn't reach 1,000,000 posts sooner. Even so, its a big deal and everyone, especially those who have been around from the beginning should feel honored.