Jacob, I really have to applaud you for this April Fools joke. When I read that post, at first I was like "uh, good thing I deleted all my cookies and stuff...", a few seconds later I got kinda pale thinking about what that would actually mean for people. And then about 20 seconds later, I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD realizing it was a joke! Darn nice job! (But guys, just think about what would happen if someone really did that... oh god xD)
Congradulations if i didnt realize what day it was this post would have more likly then not killed me from the massive heart attack it would have given me lol but via the information i have i found it intresting that i would more or less have the same post as your fake one >.>