Wow, that pretty much sucks ass dude.
But eh, shit happens.
You won't be crucified by me. You admitted to it immediately, and that calls for a pat on the back.
oi Jacob.....I want my previous profile back....!!
and i want to read some manga but it cant...!!
can you do it faster than 2 weeks 2-3 days earlier maybe..
oi Jacob.....I want my previous profile back....!!
and i want to read some manga but it cant...!!
can you do it faster than 2 weeks 2-3 earlier maybe..
It will take you like 2 minutes to fix that shit...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ONEONEONEONEONEONE
DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
YOUVE FUCKED OVER MY LIFE!!!!!! 2 WEEKS AGO YOU SAY!?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WANKS THAT HAS BEEN?????? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPORT TO THE GUINESS BOOKS OF WORLD RECORDS NOW!?!?!!?!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MILLILETERS OF "SEED" IVE EJECTED??????? OMFG!!!! LOOK AT MY HANDS!!!!! LOOK AT MY GODDAMN HANDS!!!! THERES BANDAGES ALL AROUND THEM!!!! I CANT WANK ANY-FUCKING-MORE!!! THE DEADLINE FOR THE ENTRY IS TOMORROW!!!!! WHAT? WHAT??? GET "SEED" FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE???? DUDE!!!!! DONT YOU THINK IVE THOUGHT OF THAT????? ISNT IT OBVIOUS WHY IM HERE???? WHY DO YOU THINK I RUSHED OUTSIDE AND HELD UP A GUY AT GUNPOINT AND SAID "LET IT OUT BITCH" AND GAVE HIM A MILK BOTTLE!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS HOME SAFE!!! PACKAGING THAT "SEED" AND EVEN TIEING A BOW. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT???????? THEY'RE DOING A FUCKING DNA TEST!!!! WANK SOME MORE YOU SAY???? IM IN FUCKING JAIL!!! AND EVEN IF I WASNT, WANKING WOULD BE POINTLESS SINCE I NO LONGER HAVE ANY BALLZ. THEY'RE GONE!!! THAT'S RIGHT! NOTHING IS THERE. YOU SCREWED ME OVER MAN! YOU BETTER COMPENSATE ME MAN!! FOR ALL 945.23 GALLONS OF MY "SEED." BETTER YET, YOU BETTER PAY ME MY PRIZE FOR THE QUALITY OF MY "SEED." 0 DOLLARS AND 14 CENTS. I HOPE YOU GOT DEEP POCKETS MAN!!!