heh, good thing this is just a joke. If it was real I would expect a few changes to happen:
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1. All references to penises will be replaced with the word dolphin.
2. All references to breasts will be replaced with the word eyes.
3. Mirai, Dannychoo.com's main mascot, will be the winner of every Moe Battle from now on; with the exception of the fifth battle in which a syntax error will cause
Kuato to win.
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I say this is up there with Danny's April Fool's Day joke last year in which he and
NitroPlus teamed together to create the eroge
Miracle Mirai.