With barely restrained excitement:
Starting when this topic is posted, all shirts in the FAKKU store will be on sale for 48 hours at the price of $10. Your ocular functions have not betrayed you, this is legitimate. I am always serious.
Always.
That being said, head on over to the
store and have yourself a browse. If the thought of me slaving for hours on end, packing these t-shirts into tiny pouches, and shipping them out to you until my blistered hands break and detach themselves...
then I like you. We should get drinks sometime.