Web Designers/Coders

[code:1]class GeneralFakker {
public static void main (String[] args) {
if (you are Raze) {Harem.get(); System.exit(0);}
while (retards exist) {
if (hot anime chick present) {Cock.showPenis(); Cock.rapeHer();}
else if (hot chick in general present) Cock.showPenis();
else if (ugly chick present && you are a retard) Cock.showPenis();
else if (ugly chick present) {RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY;}
}
}
}[/code:1]
Eh. Just felt like writing a little shitty program.
*Walks away nonchalantly*