[Locked] WHAT DOES I DO!?

Can someone just ip-ban this fuckin gaylord?
His faggotry is disturbing the awesomness of the rest of the forum.

Total scam.....so you scam the scammer :twisted:

lol wut?

I thought we had already established...

A) ...that she's not real, or if she is, she only gives a fuck about getting money, a green card, and/or some royal Nigerian dick.

A.1) (For the sake of a seriously retarded argument on the internet) Consider the possibility of a reasonably attractive Russian girl in her late 20s named Анастасия who is in honest and serious need for Jacob's "structure." Consider now the manner in which she contacted Jacob. Now consider the fact that this same exact method (yes, down to the utterly horrid faux-translation into English) has been used over and over to obtain many much gp from many much n00bs IRL. Did you think about it? Good. If you have an IQ superior to that of a mentally-handicapped rock and/or absolutely any sense of common sense and self-preservation, then I shouldn't have to explain further.

B) ...that whoever truly and seriously thinks this is legit should really consider investing time and energy into finding and learning how to properly use the "Stop being retarded" button without managing to swallow their own tongue with the effort.

This is teh intarnetz, mmmkay? Not everything is serious, and certainly not everything is real or honest. Your mommies can't hold your hands everywhere you go and explain the truths of the universe to you. Sometimes you have to resort to practicing common sense and learning the fucking lessons life tries to teach you.

This thread was entertaining the first couple pages, but now I'm pretty sure we're done raping the humor out of it. Jacob decided to share with us as a joke (ie: not serious). Lighten the fuck up lest he declare us all fucking brain-dead and find a better way to spend his time.

btw...Sorry if I sound like a complete fucking douche in this post, but
mid-terms
+ thesis papers
+ stupid shit/people at work
+ less than 20 total hours of sleep in the past week
= me feeling really fucking pissed at the whole fucking world

my opion

a) Close Topick
A+) Close That
b) SoB* SoB* ONEGAII OFFT!
B+) NOO My brains Melting nooo.. [size=7]Close topick[/h]

Chose one

:roll: hmm not BAD at all +1 ;)
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But Whers JACOB anyway?
HUH JACOOB are u here :D ?

I agree desu.

btw, I'm starting (yes, starting) to agree with the other people who are asking to lock this thread. Because of it, my faith in humanity as a species has been raped to death and I find it disturbing how often I'm reading these posts and praying to the powers that be that they get tentacle raped by a Kraken and meet fuckin Johny Depp and get molested by his effeminate ass, too.

Seriously, I need to find another thread to post in (that is, stop posting in this bitch) or else I'll actually have to start doing my goddamn paperwork.

yeah well no one seems to whant to lock it HUH?:shock:
but that gay FTW lol die in gay-hell i hope ur ass well hurt

Lol, just see how much it costs?

Congrats on this, seems legit to me. However it probably wasn't the best move putting a way to contact her up on the front page like that. One never knows what kind of scum bag might be lurking on this site. So just hope she doesn't get any anonymous emails from some guy claiming to know you.(wow that sounded ominous, sorry not a threat *crosses heart*)

......hasn't this topic reach far enough yet?

Had to do that. :lol:

On another note, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and say lock it. -_- I was pretty much enjoying it for the lulz (ex. Midgar's Nigerian Royalty idea), but lulz are not to be had anymore, since people seem to have difficulty grasping the fact that sarcasm exists on the internet.

Related:

first off klown f*ck off if u dont like what i had to say u shouldnt have read it just because i speak my mind doesnt mean u have to be a total f*cktard second yes i agree with 3/4 of everyone else lock this crappy thread and lets get back to do the regular uploads

Man, you only care about the uploads, huh?


...I agree with KLoWn. This dim seems to deserve it.

If your gonna behave like that then you don't deserve the uploads or any of the other goods.

Edit: you know your messing with KLoWn right? :roll: The one guy with the most user uploads and over 600 rep (double than what Jacob has) Not the best guy to pick a fight with...

douchefag need understand natural order of things. douchefag no have enough testicles (or posts/uploads) make big talk to klown like that. douchefag need stop talk with dick in mouth. douchefag make mtar angry. you no like mtar when mtar angry. when mtar angry, mtar find douchefag, tie douchefag to dildo chair, have sex with douchefag mother, take pics and video, then refill douchefag mother's water dish and take for walk.

Dude, that's just wrong.



You have to fill the food bowl too.

@thread: Legit.

@flamez: lulzomgwtfbbq.

not yet.

SARCASM.
Done.