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The Two Ladies and the Lone Gentleman

(As) the bright moon emerges
(There were) two ladies and one gentleman.
The two of you married me
(and the) three of us ended up sharing one bed.
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(As) the bright moon emerges
The three of us were sleeping on one bed.
With two ladies sandwiching you
(we are) afraid you might be sent to Hades.

You two listen to me
I am not afraid of having an audience with Hades
Don't resent me for being physically small.
(I may be small) but I am rather sturdy.

This man ought not to be so unruly
I (the lady) am not afraid of your sturdy constitution
This day you tease me (the fat lady)
(The next day) you will be bleeding resin.

Listen to me, fat lady
Dealing with fat ladies is my specialty
If you are sceptical, why not do me today
I will send rolling down your bed.

Don't resent me for being fat
I fool around a lot though I am fat
Hugging you, big brother, as I sleep tonight
Is as easy as chewing gum

That fat lady is so fat
(That) her bum is like one big vat
Her waist is so big you can't wrap your arms around
When she walks, she wobbles.

This man is no specialist
He can't tell what's good or not
If he flatters me, the fat lady
I will guarantee him sweet dreams every night

Don't fight battles with a gun
Don't fight tigers with an old rod
If I want to keep myself in good shape
I'd better not flatter that fat lady should I marry her

You are talking dirty
You can't fight tigers with no rod
Flatter me, the fat lady
And I will carry your gun for you at the battlefield

That lady is very scrawny
She weigh 38 kilograms
Her face has little to no meat
I don't know what to do with you should you marry me

This gentleman looks handsome
I can only gawp at him as I look at him
He is only four foot two though
Quite alike a cabbage

This lady is scrawny
She is only skin and bones
Should she marry me
Every night would be a dreadful night (for her)

This gentleman has no taste
He goes around speaking nonsense
Though I am thin and scrawny
Scrawny women do have tricks up their sleeves

This gentleman is rather thick
Fooling around at such a young age
Today he teases me, the young woman
Later I will do him till his legs face skywards

Young lady, you are the one being thick
Fooling around is very easy
I am not afraid of (doing) two ladies
Why don't the both of you come up and try me

The buck-tooth big mouth ought not to be so brazen
How dare you show off here
(Should we) the fat one and the scrawny one do you together
we will leave you standing on your head

Two ladies, one fat and one thin
Knows how to dance and with rhythm as well
Both of them look good
I will take them out to eat tonight

You don't look tall
You act wild and can move your hips
I can take your taichi moves
Let me roll my sleeves and take you on

The fat lady teases me
You are no taller than me
I will beat you till you (look as if you) are drunk
I will take you on tonight if you don't believe me

(The video appears to be cut. He appears to be singing.
Zhe ge xiao ge shang de lai, I am able to come up or take you

on instead of zhe ge xiao ge mo zhuang feng, I am not

feigning madness)

I am able to take you on
I will do you till you collapse
I know kungfu
I will floor you after two or three rounds

This gentleman knows no shame
You claim to have that kind of kungfu
Your kungfu skills have no foundation
You'd better kowtow and admit defeat

Listen to me, thin lady
My kungfu skills are nasty
One blow to your bottom
You'd be yelling 'yayo'

The gentleman facing me looks lewd
He thinks he can lord over me with his punches
Should he tease me, the fat lady, I would flare
And slap and beat the pulp out of him.

Listen to me, fat lady
The slaps of your kind
Teases me and I would flare up
And I'd do you till you could only eat gruel

The gentleman facing me won't do
He spews nonsense as soon as he opens his mouth
He teases me for my looks and I flare up
I would stuff him into a vat (that is used for preserving

vegetables)

Come on then, fat lady, come on then
I am not afraid of your vat
I have a gun that can fire 20 rounds
I can shatter that vat of yours within one round

How should I say this? How I should I say that?
I am not afraid of your 20 rounds
It is a pity your gun is not loaded with bullets
Your gun is utterly useless

Don't say this or that out of jest
I can load my bullets anytime
(I have) longed aimed the barrel of my gun in your direction

To deal with you, the fat lady

This gentleman ought not to be so brazen
Don't you bully that fat lady
(Should the ) two of us ladies take you on
We will seize your 20-round (gun)

Since that lady said so
You said you (can) take away my 20 rounds
I am not afraid of the two of you bullying me
I still have an old rod with me.

Lover, come here, lover
You'd better listen to this lady
What use is your rod?
It is no better than a screw

Fat and thin ladies, come here
Listen to what this gentleman has to say, (I never)
Exaggerate or lie
I fall in love with 9 out of 10 (women / persons?) I see

Stop lying, stop exaggerating
You know no shame, blowing your trumpet
(After) marrying you for no more than half a year
I would be utterly ashamed and would have lost all face

How can you be ashamed? How can you lose face?
Let me take you out
Taking you on takes time
Becoming a loving couple takes time as well

This morning when I go out
Why do I feel sore all over
When I recall what had happened
(I say that) the gentleman is a scoundrel

After I get up, I go up the flower-filled hills
My body is not weak
Allow me to speak the truth
(Not subtitled , 12:17 mark, most likely qi che gang bang bie de wan)
(I can bend) the steel plates of a car

You have to climb that hill once you get up
You whine about your sore feet
I know why you have sore feet
It is because you are very weak

Don't be stupid, lady
I am still building up my body
I am steeling my head
I am (training my hands) to dig through foundations

This is not easy. This is not easy
Bending the plates of a car
Looking at your ugly face
You can't even bend a wheat stalk!
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Oh wait yes I do

All of you homos