4 years

Your duties are thus:

-Protect me while when I able unable to protect myself (i.e. defusing bombs, sleeping, playing a video game with no pause feature)
-Be able to lift heavy things upwards to 200 Kilos
-Grunt a lot.
-Bring home a bacon. Which bacon you bring home does not matter, I am flexible on this.
-Make me at least one meal a day.

In return I will:

-Provide lodgings (or you can provide your own if you choose)
-Will accompany you on your adventures.
-Carry 250 lbs of equipment for you.
-Open a shop to sell stuff for you.
-Make you one homecooked meal a day that will boost your health, stamina, and magicka regeneration by 25% for 600 seconds
-Turn you into a vampire if you wish (I can only do this once and you'll have to turn yourself back to normal if you ever change your mind)

Maybe. Send me your resume along with a $50 application fee and typed essay titled "Why I would be the BEST husband" and I will review your qualifications.

Why I would be the BEST husband.

I love you. I'm also told I'm a pretty cool guy.

That is covered under "Will accompany you on your adventures"