4 years of nothing

You're fucking weird, if you want senpai's attention break a rule or something.

You'd see more if you went outside the Inane Blathering section. Step it up, senpai.

IB is easily the best section on this site, plus I don't have to pull my punches, but I get that it's a bit rough for you. Don't worry, senpai will protect you.

So in this thread we pet Waar and he gives us candy, is that it?

Those tags, damn it Cruz.

I appreciate you wanting to snuggle with me, but I wouldn't want to monopolize IB's personal plushie; how scandalous. It's hard to feel intimidated when you're lord of the hugbox.



You play your cards right and he'll give you anything you want. Notice how quickly I managed to provoke him into offering his kawaii cuddles.

Oh don't worry, I only ever have to protect kids who show signs of down syndrome, so right now it's pretty much all you.

It also didn't take long for you to resort to the age-old waar cliché. "W-w-well you're a retard!" Step down, senpai. Let me govern this bouncy castle while you do homework. My opinion matrix uses updated files, too. A garden of eden this place shall be.

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My apparently small pea sized brain refuses to try to understand this.

I'm just trying to run a hopeless presidential race here. Vote Rbzizzle. I only abuse my authority on weekends.

Expect a b&

Riddle me this: how can I be b-ampersand when waar's protecting me? You see his avatar? I'm the duck. Unfortunately, he cropped out the bit where I have a giant floppy duck dong.

A day in the life of me:

No one understands my suffering.

That's a pain that only you could feel ...

It the insult fits... Perhaps if you spent more time here people would take your candidacy seriously.

Do you ever get tired of trying to come off as clever? You seem to put a lot into it.

Au contraire, Ser Pounce-a-lot; 'twas naught but a simple jest. I wouldn't dare trouble your prestigious title of "Lord of the Flies," eh?



It's a bit similar to that Tourette's "tard" tic of yours. You can't help downer bombing and I can't help blathering inanely with some flair. Nigga, did you see that trifecta of alliteration two sentences ago? Smokin' sick style.

Whatever, we've had our little tiff for old time's sake, so my job is essentially done here. By the way, Ser Pounce-a-lot is a reference to a cat from a Bioware game. I remember a thread a while back where you claimed to like Bioware more than some other dev. Do you still vidya?

mfw so much trap on that h-mango book

Right... I got the joke, just as I hope you understood mine as you can't be voted into modship, or kingship for that matter.

It seems super labored, like it doesn't come natural to you. Can't say the same thing about my calling people retards, I'm a fucking natural.

Yeah, Dragon Age awakenings, still like bioware games and I'm really looking forward to Inquisition. Playing the Old Repulic as well.

Bioware is shit.

Bioware before EA was good but now Bioware now.

You have poor taste.