A hypothetical question

Imagine that you're a guy (if you aren't already) and you're having dinner with your best friend (also a guy) and your girlfriend. (Don't ask how this ended up happening, just go with it.)

Anyway, at around 11:40, the three of you get a text message at the same time. it says that if your best friend doesn't get laid in the next ten minutes, he will die by way of spontaneous combustion, which leads us to the following question: what would you do in this situation?

We both dress up as traps and he can use my butthole.

wakarimasen

ignore the damn text

Wait curiously to find out how that combustion would happen.

Get a hooker.

I guess he'll have to burn, the other two options are out of the question.

Throw him into a pool of water

finish dinner

You can't, because you live in a city where they all live in a red light district, which is about twenty minutes away by car.



He will still spontaneously combust the moment he gets out.

id tell him to move his ass off my property so he doesn't burn the house along whit him.
and no, no matter if text is real he would not get my permission to F my girl, i would stop him... at all cost.

hypothecical

3some.

Going with the netorare route because life sucks.

I might as well have sex with him. It's the only way.

Fixed it.

I'd give him to Harmonian

I'd let him have sex with my gf (I'm not the jealous type). I'd feel guilty letting him just die and I'm not helping him rape anyone.

Would it count if you raped him.

I would have sex with him if Im a guy cause I LIKE YAOI!!! :DDDD

I mean...uhhh tell him..to go..fuck a..tree? (o,o)

YA DIDNT SAY IT HAD TO BE HUMAN.

No. He has to be the pitcher, not the catcher.



If its not in an orifice of a living thing, its not considered sex. That's just masturbation.

But, I do admit it would be funny to see a guy die fucking a burning tree.