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Some nifty OWT's.
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.
Ice cream leads to nightmares.
Toes pointed up signify low blood sugar.
High heart rates lead to female fetuses.
Don't swallow gum or it will stay in your stomach for seven years.
Making silly faces when the wind direction changes will make the silly face permanent.
Chocolate leads to acne.
Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
Eating crusts (of a sandwich) makes your hair go curly/ you grow hair on your chest
The appearance of white spots on the fingernails is due to lying/ not eating enough green vegetables.
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.
Ice cream leads to nightmares.
Toes pointed up signify low blood sugar.
High heart rates lead to female fetuses.
Don't swallow gum or it will stay in your stomach for seven years.
Making silly faces when the wind direction changes will make the silly face permanent.
Chocolate leads to acne.
Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
Eating crusts (of a sandwich) makes your hair go curly/ you grow hair on your chest
The appearance of white spots on the fingernails is due to lying/ not eating enough green vegetables.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
SkelliDrops wrote...
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
These are true to a degree. Obscene amounts of masturbation can actually make you blind due to zinc content in ejaculate. Low zinc can lead to decreased adaptability to darkness leaving one temporarily blind when coming into dark places. Zinc deficiency also causes white spots on/in nails and acne.
Shaving somewhere causes the way that the hair grows back to seem like it's thicker. The look becomes darker and the feel becomes rougher. As the hairs grow longer then will start to feel softer and less coarse.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
SkelliDrops wrote...
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
These are true to a degree. Obscene amounts of masturbation can actually make you blind due to zinc content in ejaculate. Low zinc can lead to decreased adaptability to darkness leaving one temporarily blind when coming into dark places. Zinc deficiency also causes white spots on/in nails and acne.
Shaving somewhere causes the way that the hair grows back to seem like it's thicker. The look becomes darker and the feel becomes rougher. As the hairs grow longer then will start to feel softer and less coarse.
Well I knew the shaving one wasn't overly false, just posted it anyways.
The masturbation thing though I did not know about, that's for the info, that's crazy.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
SkelliDrops wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
SkelliDrops wrote...
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
These are true to a degree. Obscene amounts of masturbation can actually make you blind due to zinc content in ejaculate. Low zinc can lead to decreased adaptability to darkness leaving one temporarily blind when coming into dark places. Zinc deficiency also causes white spots on/in nails and acne.
Shaving somewhere causes the way that the hair grows back to seem like it's thicker. The look becomes darker and the feel becomes rougher. As the hairs grow longer then will start to feel softer and less coarse.
Well I knew the shaving one wasn't overly false, just posted it anyways.
The masturbation thing though I did not know about, that's for the info, that's crazy.
Zinc deficiency can actually lead to a host of health problems.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
SkelliDrops wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
SkelliDrops wrote...
Masturbation will make you blind and have hairy palms.Shaving your legs makes the hair grow back thicker.
These are true to a degree. Obscene amounts of masturbation can actually make you blind due to zinc content in ejaculate. Low zinc can lead to decreased adaptability to darkness leaving one temporarily blind when coming into dark places. Zinc deficiency also causes white spots on/in nails and acne.
Shaving somewhere causes the way that the hair grows back to seem like it's thicker. The look becomes darker and the feel becomes rougher. As the hairs grow longer then will start to feel softer and less coarse.
Well I knew the shaving one wasn't overly false, just posted it anyways.
The masturbation thing though I did not know about, that's for the info, that's crazy.
Zinc deficiency can actually lead to a host of health problems.
Well that's good to know, I don't think I've got any Zinc deficiency issues, so yay. Good to know though :)
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Lughost
the Lugoat
zeroniv_legend wrote...
I have asian penis syndrome. Wat do?TIE PENIS TO KNOB KNOB.
SLAM DOOR.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
I have asian penis syndrome. Wat do?TIE PENIS TO KNOB KNOB.
SLAM DOOR.
Didn't work and now I have a door stuck to my penis.
Take responsibility.
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Lughost
the Lugoat
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
I have asian penis syndrome. Wat do?TIE PENIS TO KNOB KNOB.
SLAM DOOR.
Didn't work and now I have a door stuck to my penis.
Take responsibility.
MEET ME AT OIL CAN HARRY'S IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN AND LET'S DO THIS.
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Grenouille88 wrote...
PumpJack McGee wrote...
Grenouille88 wrote...
zeroniv_legend wrote...
I have asian penis syndrome. Wat do?TIE PENIS TO KNOB KNOB.
SLAM DOOR.
Didn't work and now I have a door stuck to my penis.
Take responsibility.
MEET ME AT OIL CAN HARRY'S IN DOWNTOWN AUSTIN AND LET'S DO THIS.
Ha, you kidding?
From mine crotch zone now emerges MASSIVE WOOD and BRASS BALLS.
This has opened a lot of doors for me.
