all of your waifus are belong to me

No girl in my life.

fakku broke so I had to link it.

No it isn't. Just remove the "s" from the "https:"

You sure you want him?

I am my own waifu.

So if you want to fuck me I'm sure you'll find that my dick is bigger than yours, and I will tear your shitpipe apart.

Oh this again.

I disagree.