Am I infected

At work I got bit by a crazed skinny alcoholic white girl. She just turned 21... or so her black mother (that happens to be a pastor at a church) tells me...

Sure I was wearing a jacket and there was no penetration to my skin...

but still ( e _) e)

You're going to grow a pair of tits and an extra penis.

Thats crazy. (0_0)

too late...

edit:

Ok here's the whole story. In case some of you don't know, I'm a security officers at a nearby shopping center.

At 0515 (45 minutes before I got off work) I found two people passed out inside a truck. The driver looked like one of those local pretty boy douche bags we have around here. The other was sleeping in the back of the truck was a white chick with the sides of her head shaved, and had it long down the middle. Blonde, and lightly died pink.

I tried to wake them up. I honked the horn to their truck and shook them.... no luck.

I then called the cops. They got there about 0530... They then try to get the two up. At that time one of the cops told me they had just dealt with them not too long ago. The driver had blood on his head from hitting his head on a wall when he was at McDonalds. The cops also told me that the driver was actually a woman... I was all like O_____O what?

After 10 minutes the cops finally got the driver to wake up. They then proceeded to try and wake up the chick that was sleeping in the back. They found that she had pissed herself -.- and also had some weed... they then threw it out...

Anyway they found the chicks phone and the dude/chick called the mother. The cops then left. The mom came around at 0600. They also tried to wake the bitch up. Around 0620 the chick woke up. She then started cussing and arguing with the dude/chick. Then started thrashing at him/her. The mother tried to hold her back while I separated the two. Then she bit her mother while trying to still go after the dude/chick (which was now sobbing like crazy).

The mother lost grip on the chick and I stepped in to stop her. She then bit me multiple times. The dude/chick ran away at this time. She/he then came back and the chick started chasing him/her around the parking lot. Then the dude/chick got under a Reynolds Recycling read truck tires to hide from the crazy bitch.

Then he/she ran away again. Then the chick attacked me again (thinking I was the dude/chick) and punch and kicks and bite me...

The mother was able to restrain the daughter around 0630 and I then helped the dude/chick start up his/her truck.

Once you go black you never go back.

check the edit ^

Why didn't the cops do anything? Did they just wake em up then leave?

fun fun times

Better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Your gonna dance weird and crave mayo.

the cops left right after the dude/chick called the mom

they told me the rest was up to me -.-

just fyi

the cops on the west side of Oahu/ Hawaii are lazy bastards.

Seems like you enjoyed the show.

Graveyard shift is when all the crazies are out. Sounds about par for the course.

sorry for the typos

trying to type fast so I can go wash off the white crusty shit the chick left on my jacket from when she bit me.

I was enjoying it at first

when the cops were cracking jokes

a maintenance guy even stopped by and watched for a few minutes

but then I got bit

The presence of a black pastor mama means she could be possessed by an evil spirit so you better watch out bro. That white stuff could be ectoplasm.

Fixed

I hate ketchup... your logic is deliverance.

Huh, I never knew your kind existed.

Z...Z...Zombie!

Screwdriver through the eye!