Another word for penis

Give an alternate name for Penis

Pork Sword

yes

One eyed monster

5 Dollar Footlong.
Dong
Cock
Man Meat
Chode
Muff Stuffer
Python
You
Donkey Stick
P3n0rz
Hot Dog
Frankfucker (get it?)
Nightstick
Spear
Rod
Hole Filler
Edit: Oops, that's a little more than one.

Pogostick
Longsword (it goes in and out of your sheath all night long)
Pipe (as in plumbing)

Wombat
Salami
Peter
Banana
Boto (Filipino)
Wang
Fapazoid
Buttplug
Pencil
Dull-pencil
Squirt-cannon
Blastoise
Squirtel
Drill
Bird
Firetruck
I can go on. Lol.

pecker
little friend
little soldier
Harry Wang
Johnson
weenie
wiener
wee-wee
thing
prick
love missile
joystick
beef bayonet
so on and so forth.

I refer to it as my "Third Leg".

Knock your socks off.

Thomas.

The Man
The Legend. :D

idk bout yall but i call my penis "big bob"(with extra mayo)lol

oh and here is another 1 for it "thang thang"

Dick Armey
Dick Cheney
The worm
Truck
Manwich
Army tank
Army truck
Pimp leg
Water-gun
Super Soaker
The kraken
Jenny Tally

Jelly Jiggler
Stick
Doughnut Glazer. :)

EXCALIBUR!

Mega Wang

Bon Bon

Forever Tanned

Why would the Hyper Weapon be named anything else than that?

Let's see what I can come up with...
Cum Cannon
Lightning Rod
Hardwood
Dongle
2 GB Data Filled USB Flash Drive
(Because robots can have sex too)
Willy
Super Soaker or Fire Hose (because urine fetish is a thing)
Fleshy Dildo

And one time a guy referred to his shlong as his "Rainmaker" because guuurl, Ima make you wetter than being left out in a storm.
Lime did not like being hit on by that guy. The one day she decides to try and wear something that shows a little skin (but only because it was so hot and humid) she gets hit on like she's a slut.