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Sisami
9 years ago
Yo yo yo it's your main dawg, Saggy-S! Comin' at you live from the thunderdome! Here to drop some mad creepy cringe shit on you today! Now, as we all OBVIOUSLY know, I don't post on Fakku anymore cause meh. But sometimes, while taking a trip down porn site forum memory lane with my Brokémon, I'm reminded of horrible events that transpired in the past. Dark events. Cringey events. Like, fucked up, yo. Seriously. What the fuck.

THERE'S A SMORGASBORD OF CRINGE FOR YOU TODAY, READERS. CATFISHING THAT GOT REALLY OUT OF HAND. ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS(That we can provide evidence of). AND SOME OTHER FUCKED UP SHIT THAT I CAN RELAY TO YOU IN MY OWN, VASTLY INADEQUATE, WORDS. YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE IT. BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIE? I DON'T EVEN USE THIS SITE LOL. NOTHING TO GAIN, HOMIES.

Here's the starter:
  • A FUCKING CLASSIC, BOYS! THE ONE THAT STARTED IT ALL(KIND OF. PART OF IT DID, AT LEAST.)! THE MOST MEMORABLE! THE ONE THAT WAS SO OLD WE ACTUALLY COUDLN'T FIND THE ORIGINALS!

  • SOME BACKGROUND: ARTCELLROX IS A CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER WITH A VERY SAD PP.

Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://puu.sh/iK9gl/6af392efff.bmp A picture of Artcellrox's BEHEMOTH OF A SCHLONG. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MONOLITH, YOU GUYS. CHRIST. I AM GOING TO BECOME A PRIEST ASAP. I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SATISFY WOMEN LIKE THIS MAN. I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT ROCK HARD 2µm DONG.
I don't know why I mspaint'd it onto a picture of Gizgal. It was forever ago. STILL HILARIOUS THOUGH.
Also, on a more somber note... we were unable to recover the original picture of his "long arm of the law". BUT HIS SPIRIT LIVES ON. AROUND GIZGAL'S PICTURE. KIND OF LIKE A FRAME


Here's the starter REVISED EDITION 360 SPONSORED BY DORITOSâ„¢ WUBWUBâ„¢ REâ„¢MIX(product of my blood, sweat, and tears. And MSPaint for about a minute. Like the last masterpiece you just saw):
Spoiler:
Forum Image: https://puu.sh/iK1Ps/3371db8498.png MAN. I DON'T KNOW WHO GIZGAL IS OR WHAT I HAD AGAINST HER, BUT SHE PROBABLY DID SOMETHING THAT WAS WORTHY OF ME MAKING FUN OF HER. IT'S LIKE PLAYGROUND BULLYING BUT EVEN FUNNIER


Okay so those last two appetizers were really short and sweet, I know. But buckle in, cause shit's about to get creepy.

  • THE SOUP? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER THE STARTER. FUCK. IS THE STARTER THE APPETIZER? ARE THEY THE SAME? WHATEVER. FUCKING CRINGEFOOD MENU, DISH#3:


  • BACKGROUND: LONELY DUDE WITH LOTS OF ARMS AND A BURNING PASSION FOR FRUIT GETS TO CYBER WITH(NOT JUST ONE!) BUT TWO INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE MAXIMUM DISGUSTED BY HIM! WHAT A JACKPOT.
Spoiler:

[03:17:52] Psy: wanna make out instead?
[03:17:58] Neya: Oh sure
[03:18:05] Neya: Relax me please
[03:18:08] Psy: ooooo three way
[03:18:12] Psy: i like
[03:18:40] Psy: *starts making out with Neya*
[03:18:56] Neya: oh can I have a back massage too?
[03:19:14] Psy: that'd be a bit difficult while we make out but alright
[03:19:31] Psy: *somehow gives you a back rub*
[03:19:32] Neya: you can kiss my neck?
[03:19:53] Rarity: Mad awkward all up in here
[03:20:00] Rarity: I'm stepping out for a bit
[03:20:05] Psy: *moves my lips across your neck barely touching*
[03:20:08] Psy: join in Reina
[03:20:09] Psy: =D
[03:21:01] Psy: *continues to tease you*
[03:21:23] Neya: ah yeah feels better :3
[03:21:44] Rarity: >mfw I'm not allowed to join in
[03:21:55] Psy: you can join in
[03:22:06] Rarity: Well, by someone else
[03:22:07] Rarity: :(
[03:22:30] Psy: *starts tickling you*
[03:22:35] Psy: join!
[03:22:43] Neya: what? Join my dear!
[03:22:50] Psy: god i must have like four hands
[03:22:59] Psy: tickling reina
[03:23:03] Psy: back rubbing neya
[03:23:15] Psy: not to mention kissing of the neck
[03:23:31] Neya: Take advantage of it
[03:24:02] Rarity: I'm like, really ticklish IRL
[03:24:19] Psy: *continues to tickle reina whilst making out with neya*
[03:25:30] Psy: *removes Neya's shirt*
[03:26:17] Neya: *is embarrassed and covers her chest with her arms*
[03:26:42] Psy: *begins to kiss the hands then the arms*
[7/9/11 9:28:42 PM] Neya: [03:24:19] Psy: *continues to tickle reina whilst making out with neya*
[03:25:30] Psy: *removes Neya's shirt*
[03:26:17] Neya: *is embarrassed and covers her chest with her arms*
[03:26:42] Psy: *begins to kiss the hands then the arms*
[03:27:28] Psy: *slowly and gently pries the arms away*
[03:27:37] Psy: *sees lingerie bra*
[03:27:41] Psy: very nice (y)
[03:28:01] Neya: it's purple > <
[03:28:28] Neya: *unbuttons first buttons of Psy's shirt*
[7/9/11 9:29:16 PM] Neya: [03:28:01] Neya: it's purple > <
[03:28:28] Neya: *unbuttons first buttons of Psy's shirt*
[03:28:52] Psy: *feels the tug at my shirt*
[03:28:58] Psy: *unclips the bra**
[7/9/11 9:31:41 PM] Neya: [03:30:30] Psy: *slowly pulls the sheets away*
*unbuttons your jeans*
*pulls the zipper*

<<<
[7/9/11 9:32:50 PM] Neya: [03:30:30] Psy: *slowly pulls the sheets away*
[03:31:18] Psy: *unbuttons your jeans*
[03:31:27] Psy: *pulls the zipper*
[03:31:40] Psy: *slides in my hand*
[03:32:07] Neya: *whispers* this goes a bit fast for me > <
[03:32:29] Rarity: This is mad awkward for me
[03:32:35] Psy: then join in =3
[03:32:43] Rarity: Like, seeing my own gf cybering with someone else
[7/9/11 9:34:44 PM] Neya: [03:32:55] Psy: point is
[03:33:03] Psy: i said join
[03:33:05] Psy: she said join
[03:33:13] Psy: why you no joining?
[03:33:23] Rarity: Because I'm uncomfortable with it?
[03:33:29] Neya: Well, she's uncomfy
[03:33:31] Neya: yeah
[03:33:54] Neya: Well hun if you mind I can stop
[03:34:04] Rarity: I kinda do
[03:34:08] Rarity: But if you want to
[03:34:14] Rarity: Can't stop you
[03:34:14] Psy: then its settle then
[03:34:17] Psy: lets stop Neya
[03:34:33] Psy: its obvious she's uncomfortable with this
[7/9/11 9:35:38 PM] Neya: [03:35:10] Neya: Of course I don't want to force her
[03:35:17] Neya: We can take this nice and slow
[03:35:28] Rarity: Nice and slow, those are the keywords
[7/9/11 9:36:06 PM] Neya: [03:35:28] Rarity: Nice and slow, those are the keywords
[03:35:50] Psy: >mfw when you remember i'ma virgin
[7/9/11 9:37:24 PM] Neya: [03:36:15] Rarity: So like, I'm waiting for my mood to kick in
[03:36:28] Rarity: Because lack of sleep doesn't really help
[03:36:37] Psy: sorry
[03:36:42] Rarity: It's okay
[03:36:44] Rarity: Keep going
[03:36:50] Psy: sure?
[03:36:53] Rarity: I'm just observing for now
[03:36:57] Psy: alright
[03:37:07] Rarity: Can't join in with all the distractions
[7/9/11 9:39:25 PM] Neya: [03:37:40] Neya: It's fine honey
[03:37:52] Neya: *hugs rarity and strokes her hair*
[03:38:01] Rarity: Thanks
[03:38:05] Psy: *hugs neya from behind*
[03:38:07] Psy: =3
[03:38:12] Rarity: I always like it when you stroke my hair
[03:38:23] Rarity: You're the only one who does it right
[03:38:37] Neya: Because I know you the best <3
[03:38:38] Psy: i can pat people's heads like a baws
[7/9/11 9:44:31 PM] Neya: [03:41:11] Neya: pretty please
[03:41:30] Psy: *pats your head gently*
[03:41:54] Psy: *any headaches disappear*
[03:42:59] Rarity: So like, I am yawning like mad
[03:43:11] Rarity: >mfw I can't sleep
[03:43:17] Neya: Aw hun
[03:43:31] Rarity: Neya I miss spooning with you :(
[03:43:41] Neya: I miss spooning too > <
[03:44:05] Neya: and I miss winter because it reminds me of you
[7/9/11 9:45:29 PM] Neya: [03:44:40] Psy: personally i prefer fall
[03:44:53] Psy: where everything is silent
[03:45:08] Rarity: On 7/10/11, at 8:43 AM, Neya wrote:
> and I miss winter because it reminds me of you
> <
[03:45:12] Psy: leaves falling
[7/9/11 9:46:07 PM] Neya: [03:45:35] Psy: its peaceful
[03:45:53] Neya: yeah that too
[03:45:58] Neya: and the smells are so nice
[7/9/11 9:46:49 PM] Neya: [03:46:37] Neya: and having sex outdoors is the nicest at that time of the year
[03:46:43] Neya: not too cold, not too warm
[03:46:46] Rarity: On 7/10/11, at 8:46 AM, Neya wrote:
> and having sex outdoors is the nicest at that time of the year
;DDD
[7/9/11 9:48:13 PM] Neya: [03:46:52] Psy: i wouldnt know
[03:47:09] Psy: i dont need to remind you why XD
[03:47:34] Neya: No
[03:47:37] Neya: but we can tell you
[03:47:41] Neya: and share our experiences
[7/9/11 9:50:20 PM] Neya: [03:49:13] Psy: *sigh*
[03:49:26] Psy: you dont know how much it sucks to hold the v-card
[03:49:49] Neya: I thinkyou should see it as a gift?
[03:49:54] Neya: Something precious to hold on to
[03:50:03] Neya: not a lot of guys are virgin these days
[7/9/11 9:53:18 PM] Neya: [03:50:38] Rarity: On 7/10/11, at 8:49 AM, Neya wrote:
> not a lot of guys are virgin these days
^ This
[03:50:40] Psy: how is this supposed to make me feel better?
[03:51:07] Neya: I dunno
[03:51:47] Rarity: Well, look at this way
[03:52:02] Rarity: You have two fine women willing to share experiences
[03:52:34] Rarity: So at least you can learn from mistakes others have made
[03:53:06] Neya: you know in my honest opinion this whole virgin thing doesn't matter
[7/9/11 9:54:38 PM] Neya: [03:53:22] Rarity: It doesn't
[03:53:23] Psy: *tilts head*
[03:53:24] Rarity: Seriously
[03:53:33] Psy: how so?
[03:54:00] Rarity: Because we have no way of telling you're a virgin or not, aside from how you perform
[7/9/11 9:55:30 PM] Neya: [03:54:48] Psy: so you're telling me to learn the techniques?
[03:54:54] Psy: the movements
[03:55:03] Psy: all that?
[03:55:10] Neya: We're telling you to enjoy every bit of everything that's going on :3
[03:55:22] Rarity: Yeah, no need to get all technical
[7/9/11 9:57:04 PM] Neya: Uh, this might sound a bit weird
[03:56:00] Rarity: But how would you describe your "junk"?
[03:56:17] Psy: *silence ensues*
[03:56:53] Psy: bit of on the small side
[7/9/11 9:57:48 PM] Neya: [03:57:40] Neya: we're on the tight side though
like, both of us
are tiny down ther
e

<<<
[7/9/11 9:58:54 PM] Neya: [03:58:01] Rarity: Oh hey, TMI
[03:58:10] Rarity: Well, not really
[03:58:19] Rarity: It's only fair, since you told us about yours
[03:58:45] Neya: well! he gave us the information
[7/9/11 10:02:04 PM] Neya: Yes, he did
[04:00:17] Rarity: Also, it's a good thing you're not freakishly big
[04:00:32] Neya: Rarity
[04:00:41] Neya: you wouldn'tgive me a back massage would you
[04:00:45] Neya: cause I have knots
[04:00:47] Neya: it hurts
[04:00:49] Neya: SO BAD
[04:00:56] Rarity: You have knots where?
[04:01:05] Rarity: Below the shoulder blades as usual?
[04:01:07] Neya: shoulders
[04:01:10] Neya: yes <3
[04:01:17] Rarity: Oh you
[04:01:25] Rarity: Why do you always get knots there
[04:01:29] Neya: you know this chair is killing me > <
[04:01:33] Rarity: I told you countless times
[04:01:39 | Edited 04:01:48] Rarity: Don't over-exert yourself
[04:01:43] Psy: lol >mfw when you realize i've given massage all my life
[7/9/11 10:03:29 PM] Neya: [04:02:04] Rarity: Do your magic, Psy
[04:02:31 | Edited 04:02:39] Psy: *places my hands on your shoulders*
[04:02:49] Psy: *slowly rubs them*
[04:02:57] Psy: *massaging them*
[04:03:09] Psy: *moves the hands down to your lower back*
[7/9/11 10:04:15 PM] Neya: *rubs your lower back*
[04:03:28] Psy: *massaging it*
[04:03:39] Psy: *moves hands up*
[04:03:51] Psy: *slightly increase pressure*
[04:03:51] Neya: *groans in pleasure*
[7/9/11 10:05:25 PM] Neya: [04:04:20] Psy: *starts to palm your back*
*moves palm near the spinal cord*
*on both sides*
*rubs your sides*

<<<
[7/9/11 10:06:14 PM] Neya: [04:05:30] Psy: *palms them downward*
[04:05:47] Neya: ah yeah just right there
[04:06:05] Psy: *uses thumbs to pressure softly in the area*
[04:06:12] Psy: *moves them slowly*
[7/9/11 10:07:46 PM] Neya: [04:06:05] Psy: *uses thumbs to pressure softly in the area*
*moves them slowly*
*little bit faster with more pressure*
*moves hands back to your lower back*
*softly grabs your waist while i use my thumbs to rub your back*
*moves up slowly*

<<<
[7/9/11 10:09:19 PM] Neya: *moves up slowly*
[04:07:44] Psy: *little bit forceful but not painful*
[04:08:23] Psy: *goes back to your shoulders and palms them down to your back*
[04:08:33] Psy: you should be good now =3
[04:08:46] Neya: I am great
[04:08:49] Neya: feels awesome
[04:09:01] Rarity: That massaging made me feel better
[04:09:05] Rarity: Seriously
[04:09:15] Rarity: So immersive
[7/9/11 10:11:18 PM] Neya: [04:10:38] Psy: no problem
[04:10:45] Psy: my step mom would force me to back rub her
[04:11:00] Psy: i offer back rubs to my dad cause hes got a bad back
[04:11:05] Rarity: That sounds mad kinky
[04:11:05] Neya: *goes back to spooning with Rarity*
[04:11:10] Rarity: The step mom part
[7/9/11 10:13:07 PM] Neya: On 7/10/11, at 9:10 AM, Neya wrote:
> *goes back to spooning with Rarity*
Awww yeeeaaahhh
[04:11:24] Psy: she's like 50 something
[04:11:32 | Edited 04:11:43] Psy: sides i dont think of her that way
[04:12:05] Rarity: I sometimes have kinky thoughts about my dad
[04:12:10] Rarity: >mfw I'm not normal
[04:12:59] Psy: i've had thoughts about my cousins
[04:13:04] Psy: but *shrug*
[7/9/11 10:14:50 PM] Neya: [04:13:59] Rarity: I've had those too
[04:14:29] Neya: I don't have cousins -_-
[04:14:35] Rarity: I think I have a high tendency to commit incest
Psy
[7/9/11 10:16:44 PM] Neya: [04:14:29] Neya: I don't have cousins -_-
[04:14:35] Rarity: I think I have a high tendency to commit incest
[04:14:44] Psy: you do
[04:14:46] Psy: i don't
[04:15:01] Psy: i can tell they aint interested XD
[04:16:08] Psy: >mfw I'm not normal either
[04:16:21] Neya: I don't think anyone of us is normal
[7/9/11 10:18:54 PM] Neya: [04:17:06] Neya: I won't let you do incest though darling > <
[04:17:08] Neya: you're mine
[04:17:18] Rarity: Yes, Neya
[04:17:20] Rarity: I'm yours
[04:17:28 | Removed 04:17:34] Psy: This message has been removed.
[04:17:39] Psy: im guessing you saw that
[04:17:43] Psy: =P
[04:17:52] Neya: nope
[04:17:55] Neya: put it again
[7/9/11 10:20:25 PM] Neya: [04:19:03] Psy: fine
I wish someone felt that way about me
it would help somewhat with the emptiness

<<<
[7/9/11 10:21:10 PM] Neya: [04:20:37] Neya: *hugs*
[04:20:54] Neya: I FEEL EMPTY DOWN THERE
[04:21:00] Neya: FILL ME UP
[04:21:03] Psy: *hugs*
[04:21:09] Psy: lol
[7/9/11 10:22:11 PM] Neya: [04:21:44] Psy: down where? *is acting dumb*
[04:22:02] Neya: *blushes*
[04:22:07] Neya: not.saying.
[7/9/11 10:25:37 PM] Neya: [04:23:40] Psy: *flirts*
[04:23:43] Psy: tell me~
[04:24:41] Neya: well, I'm sure you can find out by yourself > <
[04:24:48] Neya: *rolls in the sheets, giggling*
[04:24:54] Psy: oh?
[04:25:00] Psy: but I want to know
[04:25:05] Psy: *still acting dumb*
[04:25:17] Rarity: I am totes feeling the same, Neya
[04:25:34] Psy: feeling what exactly?
[04:25:35] Psy: *smiles*
Rarity
Psy
[7/9/11 10:27:30 PM] Neya: [04:25:44] Rarity: I am horny as fuck
[04:25:54] Rarity: But like, also sleepy at the same time
[04:26:06] Neya: Let us do the work then hun ~
[04:26:19 | Edited 04:26:27] Neya: I would love to do it on my own for once : D
[04:26:24] Rarity: What do you have in mind?
[04:26:52] Rarity: You remember that one time
[04:26:56] Psy: as long it doesnt involve me in handcuff im ok with anything
[04:27:00] Rarity: With the cuffs?
[04:27:03] Rarity: Oh lol
[04:27:03] Psy: FUCK
[04:27:10] Psy: lol
[04:27:15] Psy: like i said Reina
[04:27:17] Psy: fucking pyshic
[04:27:28] Psy: psychic -> Psy
[7/9/11 10:28:33 PM] Neya: [04:27:43] Psy: ok fine i dont mind handcuffs
[04:27:54] Rarity: I do
[04:28:04] Rarity: Someone put the cuffs on too tight
[04:28:28] Neya: I did?
[04:28:30] Neya: Oh snap
[7/9/11 10:30:09 PM] Neya: [04:28:47] Rarity: Yes, you did
[04:29:05] Rarity: Left marks on my wrists for two days yo
[04:29:17] Rarity: Never again
[04:29:22] Rarity: Please
[04:29:27] Neya: Hey girl, cause you kept struggling
[04:29:32] Neya: Okay
[04:29:33] Neya: okay
[04:29:35] Neya: fine!
[04:29:39] Rarity: You know I never say please
[04:29:41] Rarity: Ever
[04:29:42] Rarity: So like
[04:29:47] Neya: Next time I'll tie you up more gently
[04:29:49] Rarity: This is a huge thing for me
[04:29:59] Rarity: Promise?
[7/9/11 10:30:57 PM] Neya: [04:30:12] Psy: just letting you know
if i'm handcuffed
i can't do anything
cept maybe cum early

<<<
[7/9/11 10:33:35 PM] Neya: [04:32:32] Neya: hahahaa
[04:32:39] Neya: We'll make sure you won't ~
[04:33:11] Psy: sounds mad kinky
[7/9/11 10:34:24 PM] Neya: [04:33:31 | Edited 04:33:41] Psy: goddammit reina now im starting to sound like you D=
Rarity
[7/9/11 10:42:19 PM] Neya: [04:39:55] Neya: let me drag you
[04:40:37] Neya: *drags to the headboard of the bed, and handcuffs Psy around the bars*
[04:41:40] Psy: *winces slightly in pain*
[04:42:07] Neya: man up, darling, you'll feel real good soon enough
[7/9/11 10:50:40 PM] Neya: like i said nothing much i can do if i'm handcuff =3
[04:48:37] Neya: OKAY THEN CHANGE OF PLANS BECAUSE WE WANT THE DICK TO BE ACTIVE IN THERE
[04:49:19] Neya: *kisses psy and frees him, then catches Rarity's right hand and cuffs her to the headboard*
[04:49:24] Rarity: OH HEY
[04:49:42] Neya: Please hun?
[04:49:50] Neya: You can cuff me if you want to
[04:49:52] Neya: btw
[04:49:53] Neya: <3
[04:49:56] Rarity: You know I don't mind
[04:50:05] Rarity: You know I'm a sub
[04:50:07] Rarity: Sooo
[04:50:10] Psy: *hugs neya from behind*
[04:50:17 | Edited 04:50:25] Psy: *boner very active*
[7/9/11 10:52:51 PM] Neya: [04:50:10] Psy: *hugs neya from behind*
[04:50:17 | Edited 04:50:25] Psy: *boner very active*
[04:51:28] Psy: *give neya the back rub again*
[04:51:35] Psy: i'll skip the details
[04:51:53 | Edited 04:52:07] Psy: *hands finally move onto the stomache*
[04:52:09] Rarity: Rarity needs attention too
[7/9/11 10:53:51 PM] Neya: [04:52:54] Psy: *gets neya to make out with reina*
[04:53:10] Rarity: No
[04:53:12] Rarity: You
[04:53:20] Psy: lol alright
[04:53:47] Psy: *brings reina's face close to mine*
[04:53:50] Psy: *starts with pecking*
[7/9/11 10:56:21 PM] Neya: [04:54:02] Psy: *then the mouths connect*
*tongue slowly get introduced*
*puts hand in your hair*
*fully making out now*
*begins to hover mouth your neck*
*kissing softly*
*moves onto you arms breathing softly as I kiss*

<<<
[7/9/11 10:58:24 PM] Neya: [04:57:20] Neya: *unbuttons reina's shirt*
[04:57:58] Psy: *kiss where the bare skin is*
[04:58:18] Psy: *kisses right below the throat*
[7/9/11 10:59:53 PM] Neya: [04:57:58] Psy: *kiss where the bare skin is*
[04:58:18] Psy: *kisses right below the throat*
[04:58:36] Psy: *licks it softly*
[04:59:07] Neya: *gets the shirt off completely and clasps the bra*
[04:59:18] Psy: clasp?
[04:59:27] Rarity: Unclasp it, dear
[04:59:30] Psy: ah
[04:59:33] Neya: okay
[04:59:34] Neya: sorry
[04:59:36] Neya: :3
[7/9/11 11:01:10 PM] Neya: [05:00:55] Psy: *as neya unclasps it i continue to kiss you below your throat until i am right between your breasts*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:02:18 PM] Bo: [04:52:54] Psy: *gets neya to make out with reina*
[04:53:10] Rarity: No
[04:53:12] Rarity: You
[04:53:20] Psy: lol alright

ALL HE WANTED
[7/9/11 10:58:36 PM] Bo: WAS TAKEN FROM HIM
[7/9/11 10:58:40 PM] Bo: SO MEAN
[7/9/11 10:58:49 PM] Bo: That "lol"
[7/9/11 10:58:53 PM] Bo: IS FULL OF PAIN
[7/9/11 10:58:59 PM] Rarity: AHAHAHA
[7/9/11 10:59:01 PM] Rarity: OH GOD
[7/9/11 11:03:11 PM] Neya: [05:01:31] Psy: *i softly fondle them as my kisses move further down to your stomache*
*i softly pinch the nipples and press them in a little*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:04:50 PM] Neya: *i slowly move my hands down to unbutton and unzip the pants*
[05:03:45] Psy: *i slowly pull your pants down to reveal blue panties*
[05:04:26] Neya: *starts caressing herself while watching*
[7/9/11 11:06:25 PM] Neya: [05:05:38] Psy: *i bring my right hand to softly press against the clitoris*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:08:06 PM] Neya: [05:06:54] Psy: *i move my middle finger across the slit*
*tease it a little bit*
*takes left hand and slowly pulls the panties off while i continue to stimulate the slit with the right*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:09:31 PM] Neya: [05:09:03] Neya: *licks reina's tits*
[05:09:19] Psy: *grab some strawberries and some coconut and feed them to Reina*
[7/9/11 11:11:11 PM] Neya: [05:10:36] Psy: *when the fruit finishes i unbutton my pants and unzip them*
*i slowly take it off*

<<< *
[7/9/11 11:12:50 PM] Neya: [05:11:13] Psy: *i take off my boxers quickly after along with my shirt*
[05:11:56] Rarity: What are you waiting for
[05:12:01] Rarity: Go on
[05:12:13] Neya: *grabs psy's manhood and rubs it and licks it a bit*
[7/9/11 11:12:59 PM] Neya: [05:12:43] Psy: *is being pleasured*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:14:20 PM] Neya: [05:13:38] Psy: *while my dick is being cared for I place my tongue on the tip of Reina's clit


<<<
[7/9/11 11:15:43 PM] Neya: [05:14:13] Psy: *i lick it softly and then I insert my tongue inside*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:16:42 PM] Neya: [05:15:50] Psy: *i press my tongue against the roof of your vagina*
*licking it with force this time*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:17:25 PM] Neya: [05:17:13] Neya: *goes up to psy and kisses him*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:20:20 PM] Neya: [05:17:43] Psy: *makes out with neya*
*slowly moves on along your back*
kissing it softly*
*takes off your t-shirt*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:22:17 PM] Neya: [05:20:49] Neya: there's only the jeans left, remember ~
[05:22:02] Psy: *while rubbing you from behind you i slowly unzip and unbutton your pants and slowly take it off*
[7/9/11 11:24:12 PM] Neya: [05:22:02] Psy: *while rubbing you from behind you i slowly unzip and unbutton your pants and slowly take it off*
[05:22:37] Psy: *I slide my hand underneathe your purple panties and insert one finger in it*
[05:23:16] Psy: *wispher in your ear how you want the d*
[05:23:47] Psy: so how do you want it?
[05:24:08] Neya: *whispers* in ? ~
[7/9/11 11:25:22 PM] Neya: [05:24:28] Psy: *whispers* how in like what style
[05:24:37] Psy: missionary? or something else
[05:24:41] Psy: *smiling*
[05:25:17] Neya: I want you to take me from behind so I can lick reina in the meantime
[7/9/11 11:26:20 PM] Neya: [05:25:56] Psy: *bends you over and slides down your purple panties to insert my manliness inside of you*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:27:24 PM] Neya: [05:26:48] Neya: *starts moving hips*
[05:27:15] Neya: *licking reina ~ *
[05:27:16] Psy: *grabs your hips your moves you back and forth*
[7/9/11 11:28:07 PM] Neya: [05:27:53] Rarity: *moans* That feels so good, Neya

<<<
[7/9/11 11:28:36 PM] Neya: [05:28:28] Psy: *on the verge of cumming but holds it in like a champ*
[05:28:29] Neya: you like it darling? do you want me to go faster? slower?
[7/9/11 11:30:22 PM] Neya: [05:28:49] Rarity: Go harder
[05:29:01] Rarity: You know I like it rough
[05:29:12] Psy: ooo kinky
[05:29:30] Neya: *adds two fingers to the licking, moving fast*
[05:29:55] Psy: *decides to move your hips faster*
[05:30:06] Psy: *faster*
[05:30:09] Psy: *faster*
[05:30:14] Psy: *faster*
[7/9/11 11:30:56 PM] Neya: [05:30:35] Neya: *moans heavily*
[05:30:46] Psy: *five minutes later on the verge of cumming*
[7/9/11 11:31:32 PM] Neya: [05:31:09] Psy: *quickly swap my dick with my mouth and lick it like crazy*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:32:08 PM] Neya: [05:31:49] Psy: *when the dick calms down i reinsert it*
*going at the same pace i was before*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:32:41 PM] Neya: *going at the same pace i was before*
[05:32:17] Psy: so how do you feel so far?
[05:32:37] Neya: I feel great, but don't come yet, reina's all ready for you ~
[7/9/11 11:34:31 PM] Neya: [05:33:08] Psy: very well
[05:33:12] Rarity: I'm waiting ~
[05:33:23] Psy: *pulls out of neya*
[05:33:38] Psy: *walks over to reina*
[05:33:46] Psy: *crouches over and puts it in*
[05:34:16] Psy: *slowly begins to move forward and back*
[05:34:23] Psy: *slowly speeding up*
[7/9/11 11:35:09 PM] Neya: [05:34:37] Psy: *faster and faster and faster*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:35:59 PM] Neya: [05:35:21] Psy: *goes as fast as humanly possible*
how you feeling so far =3

<<<
[7/9/11 11:36:43 PM] Neya: [05:35:55] Rarity: I feel good
[05:35:59] Rarity: Keep going, don't stop
[05:36:05] Psy: *keeps the speed up*
[05:36:25] Psy: *i breathe heavily the pleasure intoxicating*
[7/9/11 11:38:32 PM] Neya: [05:37:15] Psy: *keeps the same speed throughout
*on the verge of cumming*
*can barely hold it in*
*but keeps going and going*

<<<
[7/9/11 11:38:58 PM] Bo: *Slow clap*
[7/9/11 11:40:08 PM] Neya: [05:39:23] Neya: *joins it and rubs reina's clit while starting to play gently with psy's asshole*
[05:39:48] Psy: *breathes in quickly*
Rarity
[7/9/11 11:41:29 PM] Neya: [05:40:36] Neya: you like it?
[05:40:45] Psy: mhm
[05:40:50] Neya: really?
[05:40:53] Psy: just dont think i can hold out much longer
[05:41:09] Neya: you can come then, if reina allows it ~
[05:41:16] Rarity: Don't blow your load inside me
[05:41:22] Neya: yeah no > <
[7/9/11 11:41:48 PM] Neya: [05:41:37] Rarity: You can cum if you want to
[05:41:41] Psy: *pulls out and jizzes uncontrollably*
[7/9/11 11:43:16 PM] Neya: [05:42:34] Neya: *rests on the bed, panting heavily*
[05:42:53] Psy: lol i suck at this
[7/9/11 11:45:20 PM] Neya: YES.
[05:44:06] Neya: NAH KIDDING :D
[05:44:13] Neya: We need to practice for sure ~
[05:44:24] Rarity: Indeed
[05:44:28] Rarity: I am le rusty
[05:44:38] Psy: lol rusty?
[05:44:49] Psy: i did most of the nooby work XD
[05:45:09] Rarity: My timing is way off
[7/9/11 11:45:58 PM] Neya: [05:45:22] Psy: oh wells
[05:45:33] Neya: Did you like it at least?
[05:45:35] Neya: I did :3
[05:45:43] Rarity: I had a good time
[7/9/11 11:47:33 PM] Neya: [05:45:33] Neya: Did you like it at least?
[05:45:35] Neya: I did :3
[05:45:43] Rarity: I had a good time
[05:46:55] Psy: it was alright

HOLY FUCK I'M GOING TO CRY THAT WAS BRUTAL SOMEONE HOLD ME AND MAKE THE BAD THINGS GO AWAY.

Lovely. NEXT!
  • DISH #WHATEVERI'MNOTCHINESEIDON'TKNOWNUMBERS:
    A true fucking gem. Read to us by the beautiful, sultry, and supple Rbz(he's available for slammin', ladies. NO FATTIES OR UGGOS. 8/10 AND ABOVE ONLY.)

  • THE RECORDING:
    Spoiler:
    https://mega.nz/#!a8Aw1bwB!_9s3CtFV694nuXyYzDSsW7-FcE_tVDkzPd7Dig4zH6I

    THE VOICES(By Rbz, god bless his soul AMENâ„¢): Neya is supposed to be the old midwestern lady, Rarity is Terry Crews, and the dude is a neckbeard.
    THE TINDER PICTURE(So you too can judge if her boobs are a bit slopey):
    Spoiler:
    Forum Image: https://puu.sh/iKdPp/1823f6cfcb.jpg

  • THE LOG; SO YOU CAN READ ALONG LIKE SOME FUCKED UP, HELLISH, READING RAINBOW SHIT:
    Spoiler:
    [27/06/2011 21:05:49] Rarity: Rarity 1:32 AM
    I don't know what's wrong with me
    1:33 AM
    I've been feeling really sexual for the past few days
    Araragi 1:40 AM
    Lol. Nothing wrong with that =P
    Rarity 1:41 AM
    I guess so
    1:41 AM
    BUT
    1:41 AM
    THIS FRUSTRATION
    Araragi 1:42 AM
    Frustration from a lack of sex? Haha
    Rarity 1:43 AM
    Yes, exactly
    Araragi 1:44 AM
    Lol.
    1:44 AM
    Wish I could help =P
    Rarity 1:48 AM
    How would you help me?
    Araragi 1:52 AM
    Well, in person, there are a few ways I could think of.
    Rarity 1:52 AM
    Such as?
    1:52 AM
    Tell me ; )
    Araragi 1:55 AM
    Hmhm, well, I'd start off a bit slow, maybe with some foreplay, by caressing your smooth legs, gradually getting higher and higher up your thigh with one hand, while slipping my other hand under your shirt, to gently rub your warm stomach, going a little higher over time, until I'm gently massaging just below your breasts~
    1:56 AM
    While softly slipping my tongue across and between your warm lips~
    Rarity 1:57 AM
    Ooo~
    1:57 AM
    Go on
    Araragi 2:02 AM
    Then, I'd slide my hand up just a bit more, on your thigh, pressing my fingers against you through your moist panties, just as I use my other hand to slip under your bra, and start to lightly grope your breast, teasing your nipple by running my fingers just along the areola, and gently pinching in on occasion, as your soft pants and moans of pleasure eascape your lips, now glistening with the mix of our saliva, as you instinctively reach your tongue out at mine~
    [27/06/2011 21:05:50] Rarity: SO
    [27/06/2011 21:05:53] Rarity: READ THIS
    [27/06/2011 21:06:01] Rarity: AND TELL ME HWAT YOU THINK
    [27/06/2011 21:06:08] Rarity: EMPHASIS ON HWAT
    [27/06/2011 21:07:32] Neya: YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT!
    [27/06/2011 21:07:35] Neya: OH MY GOD
    [27/06/2011 21:07:46] Rarity: BUT THAT GUY
    [27/06/2011 21:07:48] Rarity: IS SO BAD
    [27/06/2011 21:07:55] Rarity: I DON'T EVEN CYBER
    [27/06/2011 21:07:57] Neya: Is he a virgin?
    [27/06/2011 21:08:01] Rarity: AND I CAN TELL HE'S BAD
    [27/06/2011 21:08:03] Rarity: Yeah
    [27/06/2011 21:08:09] Neya: cause like, that's virgin scenario right there
    [27/06/2011 21:08:13] Neya: LOL
    [27/06/2011 21:08:15] Neya: he is bad
    [27/06/2011 21:08:22] Neya: moist panties? -_-
    [27/06/2011 21:08:39] Rarity: "Nigga, I don't get moist that easily"
    [27/06/2011 21:08:43 | Edited 21:08:48] Neya: takes a whole bunch of time 'til panties get really wet
    [27/06/2011 21:08:54] Neya: yeah
    [27/06/2011 21:08:56] Neya: I swear
    [27/06/2011 21:09:01] Neya: fucking retard
    [27/06/2011 21:09:16] Neya: What do you want to do
    [27/06/2011 21:09:23] Neya: you're encouraging him
    [7/8/11 8:52:09 PM] Neya: [27/06/2011 21:09:25] Rarity: I am
    [27/06/2011 21:09:29] Rarity: AHAHAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 21:09:48] Neya: you're a bad person, I love it
    [27/06/2011 21:11:10] Rarity: :3
    [27/06/2011 21:11:19] Rarity: He's typing away
    [27/06/2011 21:11:24] Rarity: Oh btw, that last part
    [27/06/2011 21:11:29] Rarity: Took him like 5 minutes to type
    [27/06/2011 21:11:35] Rarity: I swear to God
    [27/06/2011 21:11:43] Rarity: This guy types like a snail
    [27/06/2011 21:12:14] Neya: looool
    [27/06/2011 21:12:16] Neya: and a virgin
    [27/06/2011 21:13:05] Rarity: Ahahahaha
    [27/06/2011 21:13:07] Rarity: That fact
    [27/06/2011 21:13:15] Rarity: Will slap him in the face so many times
    [27/06/2011 21:13:46] Neya: Well, not my fault he's so bad at cybering he'll never have sex
    [27/06/2011 21:13:49] Neya: ever
    [27/06/2011 21:14:08] Rarity: Exactly
    [27/06/2011 21:14:13] Rarity: HE'S STILL TYPING
    [27/06/2011 21:14:16] Rarity: WHAT THE HELL
    [27/06/2011 21:14:28] Rarity: IS HE WRITING A THESIS OR SOMETHING
    [27/06/2011 21:14:56] Neya: He's taking his sweet time
    [27/06/2011 21:15:02] Neya: we wouldn't want him to come right away
    [27/06/2011 21:15:07] Neya: such a waste
    [27/06/2011 21:18:51] Rarity: Do you want me to copy paste the continuation of this
    [27/06/2011 21:19:00] Neya: of course darling
    [27/06/2011 21:19:03] Neya: I might throw up
    [27/06/2011 21:19:40] Rarity: Rarity 2:08 AM
    I like the direction of this ~
    2:08 AM
    Do go on
    Araragi 2:15 AM
    Hmhm~ I would then slip my tongue past your luscious lips, and let it spin and swirl all around yours, tasting your heated mouth and saliva; while my hands become more restless and eager. The one between your legs, now sliding under your panties, to rub your moist pussy directly, eventually pushing a finger inside while rubbing your clit with my thumb; as the other hand pulls your shirt up, just above our breasts, exposing your elegant, smooth, body while I then continue to grope and squeeze your breast, all the while the bulge in my pants would grow even harder, rubbing against your soft ass~
    [27/06/2011 21:19:50] Rarity: 7 MINUTES FOR THIS
    [27/06/2011 21:20:26] Neya: Oh god
    [27/06/2011 21:20:31] Neya: it's terribly hilarious
    [27/06/2011 21:20:37] Neya: and stereotyped
    [7/8/11 8:54:56 PM] Bo: OH
    [7/8/11 8:55:00 PM] Bo: MAH
    [7/8/11 8:55:07 PM] Bo: GAWD
    [7/8/11 8:55:08 PM] Neya: it's not done yet
    [7/8/11 8:55:29 PM] Bo: Araragi is prince?
    [7/8/11 8:55:32 PM] Neya: Yeah
    [7/8/11 8:56:00 PM] Bo: The troll in me
    [7/8/11 8:56:05 PM] Neya: [27/06/2011 21:21:26] Rarity: I know right
    [27/06/2011 21:21:27] Rarity: Oh god
    [27/06/2011 21:21:30] Rarity: This guy
    [27/06/2011 21:21:41] Rarity: Has read too many erotic fanfics
    [27/06/2011 21:21:45] Neya: yeah
    [27/06/2011 21:22:01] Neya: probably the same shit he's been serving to his other "preys"
    [27/06/2011 21:22:19] Rarity: What's sad is if anyone actually fell for this shit
    [27/06/2011 21:22:23] Rarity: Now, I'm stumped
    [27/06/2011 21:22:29] Rarity: How do I encourage him
    [27/06/2011 21:22:43] Rarity: WITHOUT getting involved in the scenario
    [27/06/2011 21:23:26] Neya: say your hands are busy?
    [27/06/2011 21:24:57] Rarity: Rarity 2:24 AM
    Please go on, Prince~
    2:24 AM
    I'm sorry for not responding quickly enough
    2:24 AM
    My hands are busy, if you know what I mean
    [27/06/2011 21:25:01] Rarity: LAMEST
    [27/06/2011 21:25:03] Rarity: EXCUSE
    [27/06/2011 21:25:04] Rarity: EVER
    [27/06/2011 21:25:26] Neya: HE'S STUPID
    [27/06/2011 21:25:28] Neya: HE'LL BUY IT
    [27/06/2011 21:29:39] Rarity: HE DID
    [27/06/2011 21:29:45] Rarity: THE DUMB MOTHERFUCK
    [27/06/2011 21:29:46] Rarity: Araragi 2:28 AM
    Haha. Alrighty then~ ;P
    Mm~ Continuing to push my fingers inside your, feeling you tighten up around them, covering my hand in your luftul juices, I'd caress your soft breasts more slowly, groping and rubbing them gently, while kissing you deeper, pushing my tongue inside your delicious mouth, rolling my tongue in sync with yours, as our saliva slides down our chins.
    [27/06/2011 21:29:58] Rarity: WTF IS LUFTUL, BTW
    [27/06/2011 21:30:06] Neya: lustful?
    [27/06/2011 21:30:19] Neya: he has a thing for saliva
    [27/06/2011 21:30:20] Rarity: Probably
    [27/06/2011 21:30:21] Neya: so gross
    [27/06/2011 21:30:31] Rarity: I noticed that
    [27/06/2011 21:30:39] Neya: and foreplay with him is pretty boring
    [27/06/2011 21:30:44] Neya: where's the dick in all of this?
    [27/06/2011 21:30:46] Neya: I CANT WAIT
    [27/06/2011 21:31:08] Rarity: I'll scream in horror if he starts describing his dick
    [27/06/2011 21:31:19] Rarity: And wake up everyone in my house
    [27/06/2011 21:31:27] Neya: HAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 21:33:33] Rarity: HE IS
    [27/06/2011 21:33:49] Rarity: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    [27/06/2011 21:33:57] Neya: HAHAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 21:34:01] Rarity: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
    [27/06/2011 21:34:06] Neya: DICKS DICKS DICKS?
    [27/06/2011 21:35:05] Rarity: 2:33 AM
    While my hands become more sensual and soothing in their touches, I'd move my hand from your breasts, over to my waist, to pull my pants down just around my thighs, so that my cock is now rubbing between your incredibly soft thighs, just below where my other hand is, still rubbing your clit, and pressing inside of your tight body~ I would then change my slow grinding motion against your body to slow thrusting-like motions between your legs, feeling your amazingly soft ass press against my body, as I go forward, while I move my hand back to rubbing and squeezing your breasts
    [27/06/2011 21:35:48] Neya: ew
    [7/8/11 8:56:08 PM] Bo: Is cumming so hard
    [7/8/11 8:56:18 PM] Neya: Uh
    [7/8/11 8:57:57 PM] Neya: [27/06/2011 21:35:59] Rarity: SUDDENLY
    [27/06/2011 21:36:00] Rarity: DICKS
    [27/06/2011 21:36:09] Neya: I like how this is acrobatic
    [27/06/2011 21:36:15] Rarity: I know right
    [27/06/2011 21:36:17] Neya: and how he seems to have twenty hands
    [27/06/2011 21:36:24] Rarity: He didn't even make our positions clear
    [27/06/2011 21:36:29] Rarity: lolwat, son
    [27/06/2011 21:37:09] Neya: he's behind you apparently
    [27/06/2011 21:37:17] Neya: so he can enjoy your amazingly soft ass
    [27/06/2011 21:37:27] Neya: as if a girl's ass could be hard
    [27/06/2011 21:37:28] Neya: whatevs
    [27/06/2011 21:41:32] Rarity: Rarity 2:40 AM
    Mmm~
    2:40 AM
    Go on, Prince~
    2:40 AM
    You're helping me a lot with this
    [27/06/2011 21:41:39] Rarity: AHAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 21:41:40] Neya: EW
    [27/06/2011 21:41:41] Neya: EW
    [27/06/2011 21:41:43] Rarity: BAITING SO BAD
    [27/06/2011 21:41:43] Neya: SO GROSS
    [27/06/2011 21:41:50] Neya: I don't even know how you do it
    [27/06/2011 21:41:57] Neya: Honestly, congratz
    [27/06/2011 21:42:12] Rarity: Hahaha
    [27/06/2011 21:42:20] Rarity: ALL IN THE NAME OF ENTERTAINMENT
    [27/06/2011 21:42:36] Neya: tch
    [27/06/2011 21:43:13] Rarity: What
    [27/06/2011 21:43:25] Neya: I admire you
    [27/06/2011 21:43:26] Neya: I do
    [27/06/2011 21:43:29] Neya: brb
    [27/06/2011 21:43:50] Rarity: inb4 you're throwing up
    [27/06/2011 21:46:20] Neya: hahaha
    [27/06/2011 21:46:21] Neya: no
    [27/06/2011 21:46:27] Neya: I went to put the butter in the fridge
    [27/06/2011 21:46:34] Rarity: Hahaha
    [27/06/2011 21:46:36] Rarity: Okay
    [27/06/2011 21:46:39] Neya: cause my laptop is a nuclear central here
    [27/06/2011 21:46:40] Neya: burning
    [27/06/2011 21:49:16] Rarity: Araragi 2:48 AM
    I'm glad. ; )

    Feeling your body getting hotter from my touches and passionate, lustful, kiss, I give into my instinctive urges and let my hands get more aggressive in their touches, by squeezing your breasts and pinching your nipples even tighter, while I force my fingers as far inside you as they can go, and push them inside you harder, my hand pounding against your soaked pussy, and thumb rubbing and vibrating against your hard clit; only making my thrusts between your legs even harder, while my body smacks against your ass~
    [27/06/2011 21:49:42] Rarity: On 6/28/11, at 2:46 AM, Neya wrote:
    > cause my laptop is a nuclear central here
    > burning
    Like Prince's PP?
    [27/06/2011 21:49:59] Neya: HE HASNT PUT IT IN YET
    [27/06/2011 21:50:13] Neya: THE FUCK, DOES THIS GUY THINK HE HAS ROCCO SIFFREDI'S STAMINA?
    [27/06/2011 21:50:26] Rarity: HAHAHA, ROCCO SIFFREDI
    [7/8/11 9:01:16 PM] Bo: I'M DYING HERE
    [7/8/11 9:01:23 PM] Bo: SO FUCKING GREAT
    [7/8/11 9:01:27 PM] Bo: PURE GOLD
    [7/8/11 9:01:36 PM] Neya: [27/06/2011 21:52:46] Neya: did he stick it in yet or is he hoping he can make a girl come with his fingers only?
    [27/06/2011 21:53:35] Rarity: He hasn't said anything more
    [27/06/2011 21:53:53] Rarity: Does he expect me to react to every single move?
    [27/06/2011 21:54:14] Neya: uh
    [27/06/2011 21:54:18] Neya: he's fapping, dear
    [27/06/2011 21:59:48] Rarity: 2:53 AM
    I would then take my fingers out from inside you, to tug on your panties, pulling them below your knees, then moving that hand to your soft ass, gripping it tightly between my fingers, while I move my now incredibly hard cock against your soaked pussy, before teasing you by rubbing against it, while I continue to pinch your nipples even harder, and spanking your ass on occasion, between thrusts between your thighs~
    2:53 AM
    (Sorry for taking so long with that one. Distractions. ><)
    [27/06/2011 22:00:46] Neya: [lundi 27 juin 2011 21:59] Rarity:

    <<< incredibly hard cockHard cocks. They are incredible.
    [27/06/2011 22:00:53] Neya: Also, he still hasn't put it in
    [27/06/2011 22:00:54] Rarity: LOL
    [27/06/2011 22:00:56] Neya: what a faggot
    [27/06/2011 22:01:02] Rarity: HE'S TEASING FOR TOO LONG
    [27/06/2011 22:01:09] Rarity: EVEN IF I WAS WET ALREADY
    [27/06/2011 22:01:22] Rarity: I WOULD BE DRY AS FUCK WHEN HE PUTS IT IN
    [27/06/2011 22:01:32] Neya: ^
    [27/06/2011 22:01:38] Neya: Well, you
    [27/06/2011 22:01:42] Neya: *giggles*
    [27/06/2011 22:01:52] Rarity: Hahaha
    [27/06/2011 22:01:57] Rarity: That sounded wrong, I know
    [27/06/2011 22:02:06] Neya: a bit
    [27/06/2011 22:02:09] Neya: but still funny
    [27/06/2011 22:02:16] Neya: sisami still thinks you're a girly girl?
    [27/06/2011 22:02:25] Rarity: Yes
    [27/06/2011 22:02:41] Rarity: Why, Neya?
    [27/06/2011 22:02:54] Neya: copy paste that and make him rage?
    [27/06/2011 22:02:55] Neya: Wait no
    [27/06/2011 22:03:01] Neya: it's sisamia
    [27/06/2011 22:03:04] Neya: I like him
    [27/06/2011 22:03:18] Rarity: Yes, I like Sisami too
    [27/06/2011 22:03:26] Rarity: He's a bro
    [27/06/2011 22:04:38] Neya: [lundi 27 juin 2011 21:59] Rarity:

    <<< 2:53 AM
    (Sorry for taking so long with that one. Distractions. ><) Also, what didi I tell you?
    [27/06/2011 22:04:45] Neya: He's typing with one hand, probably
    [27/06/2011 22:04:52] Neya: that's why he's taking so long
    [27/06/2011 22:04:52] Rarity: Hahahaha
    [27/06/2011 22:04:58] Rarity: EWWWWWWW
    [27/06/2011 22:05:04] Neya: IKNOWRIGHT
    [27/06/2011 22:08:58] Rarity: Rarity 3:01 AM
    You are such a tease~
    3:02 AM
    Go on~
    3:07 AM
    Prince?
    3:08 AM
    Are you jerking off?
    Araragi 3:08 AM
    Lol, no I'm typing, I'm typing~
    3:08 AM
    Haha
    3:08 AM
    Sorry, was afk for a sec though.
    3:08 AM
    =P
    [27/06/2011 22:09:03] Rarity: HE WAS TOTES FAPPING
    [27/06/2011 22:09:19] Neya: he was
    [27/06/2011 22:09:22] Neya: ew so gross
    [27/06/2011 22:09:47] Rarity: I know right
    [27/06/2011 22:09:52] Rarity: Coupled with the fact that
    [27/06/2011 22:09:58] Rarity: I KNOW WHAT THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE
    [27/06/2011 22:10:04] Rarity: MAKES IT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING
    [27/06/2011 22:10:09] Neya: URK NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:10] Neya: NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:10] Neya: NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:11] Neya: NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:12] Rarity: SINCE HE'S NOT GOOD LOOKING AT ALL
    [27/06/2011 22:10:13] Neya: NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:14] Neya: NO
    [27/06/2011 22:10:16] Neya: OH PLIZ
    [27/06/2011 22:10:20] Neya: OH JESUS
    [27/06/2011 22:10:22] Neya: I HATE YOU
    [27/06/2011 22:10:23] Neya: WHY
    [27/06/2011 22:10:26] Neya: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
    [27/06/2011 22:10:37] Rarity: On 6/28/11, at 3:10 AM, Neya wrote:
    > I HATE YOU
    But I love you :(
    [27/06/2011 22:10:48] Neya: I was kidding
    [27/06/2011 22:10:55] Neya: the mental image was too much though
    [27/06/2011 22:12:40] Rarity: ;P

    I would then slide my hand down from your breasts, resting my fingers just on your hard clit, while I use my other hand to angle and lead myself inside of you, slowly easing it inside, until it's completely inside your tight, wet, pussy; giving little hesitation to continue, I pull as far out as I can, and force my cock back inside, as I begin to gradually go faster inside of you, using my other hand to pinch and rub your clit.
    3:11 AM
    As your lustful moans only make my body even more aroused, I grip your soft ass tightly, and force myself inside you even harder, pounding deeper inside you more and more
    [27/06/2011 22:12:43] Rarity: THIS GUY
    [27/06/2011 22:12:50] Rarity: IS SO SURE ABOUT ALL THIS
    [27/06/2011 22:13:18] Rarity: ALSO, WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CLIMAX
    [27/06/2011 22:13:29] Neya: Because he probably is
    [27/06/2011 22:13:37] Neya: He REALLY is a virgin though
    [27/06/2011 22:13:41] Neya: it's terrible sex
    [27/06/2011 22:13:49] Neya: the girl would be bored to death by now
    [27/06/2011 22:19:14] Rarity: I am bored to death here
    [27/06/2011 22:19:17] Rarity: AND I'M A GUY
    [27/06/2011 22:19:22] Rarity: GODDAMN
    [7/8/11 9:01:48 PM] Neya: It's not even done yet
    [7/8/11 9:03:24 PM] Neya: [27/06/2011 22:19:31] Neya: Well
    [27/06/2011 22:19:41] Neya: I'm a girl, which is supposedly more exciting for me
    [27/06/2011 22:19:51] Neya: and I can say for sure my panties aren't wet
    [27/06/2011 22:19:58] Rarity: I'm only encouraging him and not even reciprocating the cybering
    [27/06/2011 22:20:09] Neya: maybe that's why is so boring
    [27/06/2011 22:20:17] Neya: I remember 'cybering' with my bf
    [27/06/2011 22:20:32] Neya: well, it wasn't great because lol we had real sex before
    [27/06/2011 22:20:35] Neya: but it arousing
    [27/06/2011 22:25:22] Rarity: Well, I'm sure I'm not reciprocating because it's boring
    [27/06/2011 22:25:24] Rarity: Rarity 3:19 AM
    Go on, Prince
    Araragi 3:21 AM
    Hmhm~
    3:24 AM
    I would then move my fingers from your clit to your side, just above your waist, gripping your side tightly, and move my other hand from your ass to your breast, so that I can hold onto you tightly, and force my cock inside you even harder, pulling back onto it when I thrust it inside, feeling you tighten up all around it, covering it in your juices allowing me to fuck you harder and faster, while I pound against your ass~
    [27/06/2011 22:26:02] Neya: it's not even funny, he's so pathetic
    [27/06/2011 22:26:44] Rarity: Yes, he is
    [27/06/2011 22:27:07] Rarity: WHAT JUICES YO
    [27/06/2011 22:27:12] Neya: lol
    [27/06/2011 22:27:19] Neya: IM DRY DUMBASS GET TO WORK
    [27/06/2011 22:27:27] Neya: notice how there's no tongue work
    [27/06/2011 22:27:28] Rarity: EXACTLY
    [27/06/2011 22:27:33] Rarity: Yes
    [27/06/2011 22:27:35] Neya: he has 20 hands and no tongue
    [27/06/2011 22:27:47] Rarity: It's because he has no actual experience
    [27/06/2011 22:27:51] Rarity: OHHHHHH
    [27/06/2011 22:27:53] Rarity: SICK BURN
    [27/06/2011 22:28:20] Neya: HAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 22:28:28] Neya: Too bad he can't see it
    [27/06/2011 22:30:31 | Edited 22:30:35] Rarity: 3:28 AM
    While I continue to force myself deeper inside you more, I would use my tongue to graze up your soft cheek, over to the corner of your mouth, tasting any saliva before continuing to lick your lovely lips more~
    [27/06/2011 22:30:43] Rarity: SALIVA AGAIN
    [27/06/2011 22:30:44] Neya: EWWWWWWWWW
    [27/06/2011 22:30:46] Neya: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    [27/06/2011 22:30:51] Neya: I said that out loud
    [27/06/2011 22:30:53] Neya: just so you know
    [27/06/2011 22:31:35] Rarity: HAHAHAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 22:39:59] Rarity: I copy pasted to Tony
    [27/06/2011 22:40:12] Rarity: And he's reading the parts out loud in the call
    [27/06/2011 22:40:18] Rarity: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
    [27/06/2011 22:43:16] Neya: LOL
    [27/06/2011 22:57:42] Rarity: And after 27 minutes of me ignoring him
    [27/06/2011 22:57:46] Rarity: He's off
    [27/06/2011 22:57:48] Rarity: AHAHAHAHA
    [27/06/2011 22:58:23] Neya: LOL
    [27/06/2011 22:58:27] Neya: little bitch
    [27/06/2011 23:19:45] Rarity: brb
    Rarity 3:55 AM
    Ah, okay
    Araragi 4:01 AM
    Alrighty, back.
    4:02 AM
    Did you finish up, btw? ;P
    Rarity 4:03 AM
    Finish up what?
    Araragi 4:05 AM
    Schlicking?
    4:05 AM
    Lol.
    Rarity 4:06 AM
    Haha, not yet
    Araragi 4:07 AM
    Ooh~ ; )
    4:09 AM
    Hope I was able to help. o3o
    4:10 AM
    I could go on a little more, but my horniness isn't too high atm, so I don't think it'd be my best stuff.
    Rarity 4:10 AM
    Yeah, kinda left me hanging there though
    Araragi 4:12 AM
    Yeah, sorry about that. ^^;
    4:12 AM
    I'll continue in a bit though~ Just gonna go get a snack in little.
    [27/06/2011 23:19:50] Rarity: AND HE CAME BACK
    [27/06/2011 23:19:53] Rarity: GOD DAMN
    [27/06/2011 23:19:58] Rarity: I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE
    [7/8/11 9:06:48 PM] Neya: are you still okay?
    [7/8/11 9:06:52 PM] Neya: not bored yet?
    [7/8/11 9:09:11 PM] Bo: I'M
    [7/8/11 9:09:14 PM] Bo: SO HAPPY
    [7/8/11 9:09:21 PM] Bo: THAT SOMEONE LIKE THIS EXISTS
    [7/8/11 9:09:28 PM] Bo: FOR MY AMUSEMENT
    [7/8/11 9:09:30 PM] Bo: ALSO
    [7/8/11 9:09:35 PM] Bo: THE VIRGIN JOKES
    [7/8/11 9:09:38 PM] Bo: THEY STING
    [7/8/11 9:10:33 PM] Neya: yeah but you don't pretend to cyber or whatever -_-
    [7/8/11 9:10:47 PM] Neya: and you're actually intelligent enough to not write shit like this ...I hope lol
    [7/8/11 9:11:34 PM] Neya: you want the rest?
    [7/8/11 9:11:46 PM] Bo: Is it equally amusing?
    [7/8/11 9:11:51 PM] Neya: Oh yes
    [7/8/11 9:11:57 PM] Bo: The commentary between you and rarity
    [7/8/11 9:12:01 PM] Bo: PRICELESS
    [7/8/11 9:12:05 PM] Neya: hahaha
    [7/8/11 9:12:07 PM] Bo: Yes I want the rest
    [7/8/11 9:12:29 PM] Bo: lol
    [7/8/11 9:12:37 PM] Bo: My cybering would be realistic
    [7/8/11 9:13:05 PM] Neya: 4:19 AM
    Alright, got mah snack.
    4:19 AM
    Gonna quote my last thing for reference.
    4:19 AM
    On 6/28/11, at 6:28 AM, Araragi wrote:
    > While I continue to force myself deeper inside you more, I would use my tongue to graze up your soft cheek, over to the corner of your mouth, tasting any saliva before continuing to lick your lovely lips more~
    4:24 AM
    While your soft lips part to let out more soft moans, I continue to grip your side tightly, while gripping your breast tightly, tugging on your hard nipple while I pound against your body harder, my thick cock pulsing inside your tight pussy, getting hotter and hotter, while I move my other hand from your side back to your clit and clench it tightly between my finger and thumb
    [27/06/2011 23:27:33] Rarity: DAMN IT, NEYA
    [27/06/2011 23:27:36] Rarity: THIS GUY
    [27/06/2011 23:27:45] Rarity: DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HINT
    [27/06/2011 23:57:21] Neya: yeah
    [27/06/2011 23:57:22] Neya: he's lame
    [27/06/2011 23:58:52] Rarity: So bad
    [27/06/2011 23:59:02] Neya: > <
    [27/06/2011 23:59:07] Neya: thick cock
    [27/06/2011 23:59:13] Neya: he's not modest either
    [27/06/2011 23:59:23] Rarity: I did not even notice that part
    [27/06/2011 23:59:42] Neya: I dont know what kind of girl would fall for him
    [28/06/2011 00:06:04] Rarity: Stupid ones?
    [28/06/2011 00:06:06] Rarity: Ugly ones?
    [28/06/2011 00:06:12] Rarity: Even uglier ones?
    [28/06/2011 00:06:15] Neya: Desperate girls
    [28/06/2011 00:06:24] Neya: In need of thick cock cybering
    [28/06/2011 00:06:40] Rarity: AHAHAHA
    [28/06/2011 00:06:45] Rarity: THICK COCK WAT
    [7/8/11 9:13:09 PM] Neya: that's the end


Rbz skipped most of the commentary made by the nefarious duo, so he could stay true to the character of Araragi(AKA A lonelyfag with a degree in Tildas~; AKA Prince-Hamlet, I think? I don't remember I don't really care. He's one of these two, at least.)

YO, HOMIE. YOU JUST WENT THROUGH A LOT OF SHIT. TAKE A SEAT. BREATHE. CRY A BIT I AIN'T GONNA JUDGE. AND TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT THIS HELLISH FUMBLING CYBER RIDE HAS COME TO AN END. FOR NOW.

SEE YOU AGAIN IN 2 YEARS LOL
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Complete Horizon
9 years ago
Wow, so much history. That poor moron had no idea. Also that 'Rarity' guy was fucking hilarious.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
9 years ago
Oh this again. I noticed you deleted a thread and I was wondering what it was.

No one should should be exposed to Art's dick this much. It was funny at first but now you're beating a horse skeleton to the ground. Come up with a new gimmick.
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Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki
9 years ago
cruz737 wrote...
No one should should be exposed to Art's dick this much.


Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://puu.sh/iKlyt/f3f95937af.png
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623 FAKKU QA
9 years ago
Dang that's a lot of art dick. Hadn't seen that one. Also I noticed gizgal didn't show up to Gambler's thread. Also Lollikittie.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
9 years ago
623 wrote...
Dang that's a lot of art dick. Hadn't seen that one. Also I noticed gizgal didn't show up to Gambler's thread. Also Lollikittie.


Good riddance.
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Sneakyone
9 years ago
Yup
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neyapuckachinha
9 years ago
cruz737 wrote...
Come up wit ha new gimmick.


We need new victims (and time cause now we're all adulting all over the place. Except Sisami, forever16).
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Odamust
9 years ago
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Alright.
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EmiyaKiritsugu
9 years ago
FUCKING SISAMI AND HIS SHENANIGANS.
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BLZebub51
9 years ago
EmiyaKiritsugu wrote...
FUCKING SISAMI AND HIS SHENANIGANS.

WE BACK IN THERE. OR NOT. I'M NOT SURE.
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winter55
9 years ago
>art's dick

Forum Image: http://puu.sh/iKF4G/8345b78a17.jpg
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neyapuckachinha
9 years ago
BLZebub51 wrote...
EmiyaKiritsugu wrote...
FUCKING SISAMI AND HIS SHENANIGANS.

WE BACK IN THERE. OR NOT. I'M NOT SURE.


You're not sure? Really?
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Coconutt
9 years ago
TL:DR
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BLZebub51
9 years ago
neyapuckachinha wrote...
BLZebub51 wrote...
EmiyaKiritsugu wrote...
FUCKING SISAMI AND HIS SHENANIGANS.

WE BACK IN THERE. OR NOT. I'M NOT SURE.


You're not sure? Really?

I AM IF YOU ARE, BAE.
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Rbz
9 years ago
Yo, sisami, look above. Seems like we found one of the fruits from the party.

What is this agricultural escort company that sends out nutritious whores? Fruits"R"Us? Fallopian Fruits? Do they compete with the Veggie Vag company? Anyway, now we just need to find the strawberry user and high five the nigga for keeping dat pussy busier than Psy ever could. Then again, anyone who manages to stick it in is already ahead.
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RoyalElite
9 years ago
This thread is fckn glorious and i thought the whole thing with Art showing pics of his nude self was not true... Seems not xD
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GreenZero Get Jinxed
9 years ago
BLZebub51 wrote...
EmiyaKiritsugu wrote...
FUCKING SISAMI AND HIS SHENANIGANS.

WE BACK IN THERE. OR NOT. I'M NOT SURE.

Holy fuck it's been a while dude.
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Renovartio
9 years ago
Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/373/265/968.jpgForum Image: https://41.media.tumblr.com/a2e5697518c519755a36e6d2c6ef9892/tumblr_mrwa7eJqKP1rfobizo1_500.jpg
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neyapuckachinha
9 years ago
Rbz wrote...
Yo, sisami, look above. Seems like we found one of the fruits from the party.

What is this agricultural escort company that sends out nutritious whores? Fruits"R"Us? Fallopian Fruits? Do they compete with the Veggie Vag company? Anyway, now we just need to find the strawberry user and high five the nigga for keeping dat pussy busier than Psy ever could. Then again, anyone who manages to stick it in is already ahead.


Where dem coconuts at, my dear? I just luuuuuved the coconuts.
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