BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKING CRICKET

BIGGEST YA EVER DONE SEEN OH MAN I TELL YOU IT WAS XBOXHUGE

BULLSHIT ONLY XBOX IS XBOXHUGE

Pics or gtfo.

I wanna put it in my arse.

I like the random pictures you take. Why did you shave your beard?

Drank from a bottle of Golden Syrup which I spilled down myself and it got in me beard. Water couldn't get it out so I lopped it off

What about Ridley?

I've seen a huge cricket before as well. Fuck the noise it made was so loud we thought some machine was running nearby.

GuGu's story:

[size=28]TONI AND THE GIANT CRICKET

GIANT CRICKET IN LITTLE NEW JERSEY[/h]

I could write out a fucking thesis as to why ridley is less than or equal to XBOXHUGE

I used to work at walmart and a friend who worked there had recently attended a convention and met the woman of his dreams. They had been dating a week. He informed me, along with everyone who went through his checkout line, that she was the love of his life. To this day I don't know what she looked like, her facebook profile only had pictures of her pony-sona and posts about vaginal skin tags. Apparently she came up to walmart to see him one day, and, sat outside on the benches with the other employees taking a break. A friend told me our boss was sitting out there and a huge cricket, like we're talking this thing could probably survive a nuclear apocalypse, scuttles by the benches. She reached down, picked it up and put it on her face. My manager was so disgusted she went inside and spent the remainder of lunch there. Sadly, I never met cricket girl during the 3 week period my friend dated her. He still thinks of her as the one that got away.

The fuck?

WOT WOT

Dat ass

HMMMM Chapulines

I saw an old Xbox controller in a charity shop today. I was gonna buy it but it was missing the connector for the cable :(

fuckin' relevant

I need a wired one to replace my one with broken D-Pad or I could just buy a converter so I can play all Fighting games on PC with my PS3 controller. The way it was meant to be.

When I say old Xbox controller, I mean original Xbox. Smaller S model rather than the original colossus. They had connectors on the end to prevent damage if you tripped over the cable. As they're proprietary, a controller without one is pretty worthless.

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