♦♂♂♂-- The Bro Club --♂♂♂♦ (For dudes, and Tomboys)

A buddy of mine has his car broke down in campus (university). He called me up but I didn't answer because I was in class. Texted him asking what was up and gave me the 411 that his had died in a parking lot. I left class to aid him. I had diagnosed that his alternator was broken. Told him it would be best if we went to his apartment complex to fix his car.

Gave him a quick jump and crossed our fingers his car would make it. It didn't. It had died on a busy street. So I got out of my car and pushed his car out of the way to another parking lot. Other people were watching but didn't help other than this random-bro (Thanks dude!).

I pushed the car so hard that my quads seized up and I couldn't walk right. I even tripped and fell (which made me look like a fool) while trying to get to my car that was in the way of traffic.
Some random hot-chick said "Are you all right?" I responded with "I can't feel my legs, but thanks for asking." After that it took a couple hours to switch his alternator to get it working again. Oh and it was also a cold day.

Also, adding Shinji Taira from Kimi Go Nozomu Eien to the Non-bro list. For violation of not one, but two articles. One, bros before hos, two don't bone your bros chick. People are free to defend Shinji's status, until then he is a Non-bro and will no longer receive brofists or a wingman.

So I'm on the the night shift Friday and see bro I just met Monday trying to unlock his car with a coat hanger because he locked his keys inside. I stand outside in the rain for 10 min on my 15 min break trying to help him unlock his car. Can't get the car unlocked but I tell him I can take him home to get his second set of keys. Get off at 6:00 AM drive him 30 min up the road and back to get his keys. Got home myself around 7:45 AM.